1CS:no ownage of shaman king or inu-yasha. Own only Ocs.

Danielle wakes up to hear noises from the kitchen.

"Bread, bread, bread."

"Toaster, toaster, toaster."

"Shippo, watch your tail…"

"I smell something burning…"

"Shippo! Your tail!"

"It's on-"

"FIRE!"

Shippo comes running, fire catching quickly to his tail. Jacquie runs in behind him. "Quick!" he screams, jumping up and down, "Put it out!" Danielle gets up.

"Stomp it out then," she states. She walks closer.

"No, don't!" Jax screams, "You'll destroy his beautiful tail! I'll get some water." As Jacquie leaves the room, Shippo looks at Danielle. She gives him a reassuring smile.

"This won't hurt a bit." She gently stomps out the fire then sits on the couch, reading the newspaper. She hears a big splash echo behind her. She smirks.

"Whoopsie," Jacquie sings with an empty water bucket in her hand. Shippo is soaked with water.

"Shippo," Danielle begins, not even looking up from the headlines, "how did your tail catch on fire?"

"I put it in the toaster." Danielle looks at him with an eyebrow raised. He looks at the ground. "Again."

"Again?"

Shippo nods, stroking his tail.

"Jax, what have you been torturing them with? Electricity?"

"No," Jacquie states, "I've been teaching them to cook."

"What?"

"Yeah, follow me, Dani-Chan. Shippo, I love you and all, but get back to work."

"Hai, Kitsune- sama." He bows and leaves ahead of them. Danielle gets up, putting the newspaper down, with a slight frown.

"Kitsune- sama?" she asks, shaking her head with a smirk. "Did you brainwash them too? I mean, I get teased playfully with the term, Chibi Shaman or Yokai- Chan or-"

"Yeah, because you're the youngest." Jacquie teases, sticking out her tongue.

"Or Little Naïve Yokai. But you with a respectable name? What the hell did you do?"

"Oh, nothing. I just told them that you would kill them if they grumbled or complained." Jax giggles as Danielle's face grows white.

"Jacquie! Your ruining my reputation of being a nice girl!" Danielle runs into the kitchen. She is shocked by what she sees.

Shippo is placing toast on a plate, his fingers scorching from it's heat. His face is in pain, but he says nothing.

Miroku is trying to mix a batter as best as he can. His robes are soiled, but he does not grumble. Danielle notices two full eggs are in the batter.

Inu-Yasha is trying to make some eggs. he tries to flip the eggs with his bare hands. He gets burned. He mutters inaudible curses.

Danielle's sad face was ignored by Jax, who was in the glory of their suffering. Danielle felt bad and wanted to cry, but hid her emotions. She closes her eyes as Jacquie barks at them that there doing everything wrong. Danielle steps into everybody's view. Jax stops, confused. Danielle slaps her.

"Please," Danielle begins, "nobody should order anyone. They can help, but not ordered." Danielle opens her eyes and walks to Shippo. He shudders. "Please, let me see your hands."

He gives them to her. They are red and blisters are forming. She releases some tears onto both hands, then kisses each blister. They heal in a matter of seconds. "When toast comes out of the toaster, wait until the toast is cool enough to put them on the plate. Therefore, you won't burn yourself. Okay?" He nods. She smiles briefly before kissing his forehead. "Gomen." She walks to Miroku.

She make a towel appear out of no where. She wipes his face, then his clothes. He is clean once again. "When the directions say 'place two eggs'." she takes out the two eggs and cracks them into the bowl, "it means to break them. Just so you don't get messy, here's a tip. Do it gently, like how you talk to a woman. Stir like this," she shows him. "Alright?" He smiles in approval. She nods and kisses him on the cheek, since he is too tall for her to reach his forehead. She ignores how he gently squeezes her butt. "Gomen." She walks to Inu-Yasha.

She opens her hand - a spatula appears. "Flip the eggs with this so you don't burn your hands. Like this." She shows him. He nods. She takes his hands and kisses the wounds. They heal. She kisses Inu-Yasha's cheek. "Gomen, Inu-Yasha."

She turns to everyone in the kitchen. "You do not need to call Jax 'Kitsune- sama' because I will not hurt you. Gomen. Jax?"

"Yes?"

"Where is Naraku and Sesshomaru?"

Ummmmmm…… I don't know?" She lies. Danielle rolls her eyes. They hear a vacuum in the background. She looks at Jacquie with a cocky smile as a sweat drop falls down her friend's face. They bolt for the door. Danielle and Jacquie fall down to the ground - in laughter. Naraku and Sesshomaru turn around - mortified.

Sesshomaru is wearing a pink frilly skirt accompanied with a little apron. He is wearing a pink tube top and pink high heels to match. He was in the middle of vacuuming. Now, he's in the middle of trying to take off the pink lipstick, pink eyeshadow, and pink blush off his face.

Naraku is wearing a VERY short black and whiter French maid's outfit. It also came with small black heels, a white apron, white gloves, and a little white hat. He was dusting with a matching black feather duster. Now he was walking towards the girls, concealing his rage for Jacquie (quite well, if I might add.) He wasn't bothering to remove the dark blood red lipstick with his hands, he was already chewing it off with his teeth. (author's note: okay, so you could see a little rage seething out from him.)

Danielle giggles and hugs Sesshomaru. She kisses his cheek and the clothes go away. Sadly for one of the demons, it transformed into his ordinary clothes.

She goes to Naraku and they embrace. "Naraku, there is no need to kill her. You look kawaii."

"KAWAII! I don't want to look kawaii," he hisses in her ear.

"Then what do you wish to look like?" she questions, nuzzling her face in his chest. He begins to rock her back and forth, thinking. He smiles and whispers in her ear. "Right now?" he smiles. "Okay." She kisses him on the lips.

His clothes change into tight black leather pants, black boots, and a black mesh muscle tank top (showing his nice six pack J ). Danielle hears a female yokai squeal. "Oh my god! He does have a six pack!"

Danielle rolls her eyes then realizes something. Naraku is still kissing her.

She tries to break free, but she can't, she looks at Sesshomaru. She can tell that jealousy is bubbling inside of him. She glances at Jacquie. She is STILL admiring Naraku's six pack, ignoring Danielle's attempts to break free. She stares into Naraku's raven eyes.

They glint with a passion. She feels his lips smile as they parts. 'No way,' she thinks 'only Ren can go this far!' She tries to break free, but fails- again. Then she gets an awfully painful idea. She lets him glide his tongue in her mouth. Then, she bit his tongue.

He pulls away. Blood fills his mouth. "You little bratty bitch!" he hisses.

"I only learn from the best," she says with a bow. Sesshomaru falls in laughter. Jax giggles.

"Oh," he says with a smile, "your going to wish you never said that."

"Dani-Chan! Get out of the way! I can't see his six pack!"

"Jax go get a six pack!" Danielle hollers, "Of water!"

"Okay!" Jacquie sings. She leaves the hallways. Danielle shakes her head.

"Now," she feels a hand placed on her shoulder, "Where were we?" she shudders.

"Uhh, nowhere?"

Naraku and Sesshomaru shake their heads. But before they can do anything, they hears a scream from the kitchen. They run to it.

"Jacquie! What's wrong?" Danielle questions.

"They made breakfast."

"What?"

"Yeah! "They did it!"

"Oh, so that was a squeal of joys, right?"

"Yep."

"Oh, good. For a minute, I thought you were dead." Danielle looks at the food. It was toast, pancakes, eggs, and orange juice. Sadly, there wasn't enough for a quarter of a person, much less a group of seven. She nods. "Excellent job, guys. Next time, Jax will have to teach you about proportions."

Jacquie laughs in embarrassment. "Let' go out for lunch instead," Jax states.

"That's the smartest thing you've ever said Jax," Inu-Yasha mumbles.

"How about Chinese?" Danielle questions.

"Why Chinese?" Shippo asks, eating a lollipop.

"Because," Jacquie begins, "there's a certain dish there that Danielle is dying to nibble on. Right, Chibi Shaman?"

"Jacquie Teresa Churchill!" Danielle says, pink in brief embarrassment. Only Ren and his friends called her Chibi Shaman, because they were all shamans and Danielle is the youngest. (hence the nickname 'chibi shaman').

"Nani? I…..was talking about the Tao's rice balls.

"Sure…baka."

"I'll take Inu-Yasha, Miroku, and Shippo in my car. But only one more person can go in."

"Don't worry the other two can go on my motorcycle. Naraku, can you transform into a bunny for me?"

"Nani! A bunny!"

She nods, smiling.

"No. No way am I going to be a bunny."

"Why not?" she asks, her voice dropping

"Because bunnies are kawaii, very not evil."

Danielle looks at him with puppy dog eyes.

"No. No way."

Tears began to form in her eyes.

"D-Danielle? Are you crying?"

"N-No." She looks down, a tear falls to the floor. She covers her eyes hiding the more tears to come.

"You made her cry!" Jacquie screams. "And it's very hard to make her cry. So your nothing but a benevolent, arrogant, idiotic, stubborn, butt-kissing, rude, bitchy, asshole-ic, bastard!"

Everyone gasps at Jacquie except for the girls and Naraku. Jacquie was trying to calm down Danielle (who was still crying), while Naraku was trying to understand if what she said was a complement or a dis.

"E-excuse me," Danielle whispers, leaving the room. Everyone stares a Naraku.

"Nani!"

"You made her cry!" Shippo responds, frowning at him, that only made him look kawaii.

"Yeah, and that's just pathetic making a tough fighter like her cry," Inu-Yasha huffs, touching the handle of Tetsusaiga.

"It's even worse when you know that tough fighter is a beautiful young pure-hearted girl," Miroku adds, with no one even wanting to know what he was thinking.

"Plus not all bunnies are cute. She coulda made you a stinkin' did toad anyway," Jax retorts.

"Yeah, but a bunny!" Naraku tries to persuade them. "Would you want to be a bunny?"

"I would be a bunny," Sesshomaru begins, "just as long as she wouldn't cry." Everyone stares at him. "You tell a soul and you die."

Everyone nods, in sheer terror.

Naraku storms off, towards Danielle's room.

"Danielle!" He yells banging his fist against the door. "We need to talk!"

She opens the door just enough to see the left side of her face. A tear shimmies down her face.

"Why do I have to change?"

"W-Well, you are a shape shifter, and that I don't have enough space for three people."

"But a bunny?"

"My sister liked blue and red striped bunnies."

"Nani! But they don't exist!"

"They do…you just don't see them. I was going to put you in my lap."

"Okay, I'll do it." he says with a wiry smile. She gives him a hug before he transforms into a blue and red striped bunny. Danielle lets out a giggle as she picks him up.

"Jenny would loves this."

Naraku let's out a grumble, "Jenn this, Jenn that, it's all ways about the dead sister, ain't it?"

Danielle whacks him on the head. "She's a very special sister!" she complains.

"I can just transform back, you know."

She rubs the spot between his ears. "Yeah, but then Sesshomaru will have to take your place." He grumbles as she giggles. She walks towards the kitchen.

Everybody looks at them. Sadly, they say nothing for Naraku's sake. "Does anybody wish to change their clothes?"

"Why?" Inu-Yasha asks.

"Well, the kimono isn't a fad of the summer."

"I'll try it," Sesshomaru states.

"Okay." His clothes turn into tight black pants, white button-up shirt, and his hair is pulled back into a loose ponytail with a black bow. His shoes are shiny black classic leather. He bows gratefully. "Next?"

"Me." she turns to Inu-Yasha His red kimono is transformed a pair of baggy pants, a dark red baggy sweater, basketball sneakers, and a red hat. He smiles somewhat.

"Next."

"Can you do me, Danielle?"

"Sure Shippo, Miroku don't think anything nasty." The clothes of Shippo turn into green corduroy pants, purple t-shirt, and white tennis sneakers. His blue bow turns purple. He gives her a lollipop as a thank you.

"Next."

"Is my robes suitable for this restaurant, Dani-chan?"

"Dani-chan?"

"Jax said I could say it."

Danielle shrugs, "No problem. Okay on outfit for Miroku coming right up." The navy blue robes quickly change into navy suit pants, black shoes, white shirt, and silver earrings.

Danielle looks at Jax, "And you are so not wearing that!"

Jax looks down. She is wearing a night gown with a pink kitty.

"Kitty! Why not! Jax asked.

"Because we're going to a restaurant, not a sleepover!" Danielle cries. "Baka!"

"Wouldn't you want to sleepover?" Jax asks, slyly.

"Shut up! Baka!" Danielle hisses.

Everyone stares at the two girls. Danielle blushes.

"Sorry you had to hear that," she said, sweat dropping. "And you are not wearing that!"

She transforms the nighty into a long denim skirt, pink and shirt that came with a kitty locker, and pink flip flops.

"Kitty!" Jax screeched.

A sweat drop came rolling down Danielle's face, "whatever was I thinking when I gave her a kitty locket?"

She places Naraku as a bunny in Jaquie's hands.

"Huggly bunny! Bunny rabbit! You're so cuddly!" Jax cried hugging the bunny tightly.

"Jax, let him breathe!" Danielle screamed.

"Sorry! Cuddly!" Jax cried, petting him gently.

"If I were in my other form, I'd kill you," he said, panting.

"I wouldn't want to huggle you then." Jax pointed out.

Danielle looks at them and shakes her head. "My turn."

She transforms her clothes into a black Chinese miniskirt and red sleeveless shirt outfit. She adds black Chinese laundry shoes to match. She leaves her long hair down.

"Okay! Lets go." said Danielle, grabbing Naraku.

"Why, someone's impatient," said Jax, slyly.

Danielle whips her head around to face Jacquie, face a flame with embarrassment.

"Shut up Jax!" Danielle exclaimed.

She smacked Jax.

"Owie!" Jax said.

"I'll take the kitty locket." said Danielle.

"Kitty! You're mean," Jax whimpered.

"Well, lets get going 'cause I'm hungry," Says Danielle.

"Sure you are," Jax teases.

Danielle gives her a death glare as Jacquie cowers.

"Please, not the kitty!" Jax pleaded.

Danielle looks at her; an eyebrow raised. "Let's just go and no more teasing."

They walk outside where they spot a red corvette and a black Suzuki Rice rocket. (a/n: that's a type of motorcycle.) Danielle puts on a black helmet and hands Sesshy one. She gets on and motions for him to sit behind her.

"Jax, hand me Naraku," Danielle said.

"The bunny?" asks Jax.

"Yes, the bunny."

"The cute likko bunny?"

Yes, the cute likko bunny."

Jax lets out a whimper and hands Danielle Naraku.

"Finally," Naraku whispers. "I'm out of the hands of a total klutz. Do you know how many times she nearly dropped me?"

"Uh, a lot," says Danielle.

"Ch'yeah." he huffs.

"Don't worry," says Danielle, and places him between her legs.

"Oh, the ecstasy," says Naraku.

"Don't get any fresh idea," Danielle warns.

He sighs, "Fine."

"Okay, I'll meet you guys at the restaurant." she starts up the motorcycle.

"Make sure you give Ren a hug for me!" Jax winks.

Danielle cracks a smile as she veers away.

"Uh, Jax sama?" Miroku begins.

"Yeah?" says Jax.

"What is this 'car' you speak of?"

"Oh, boy." Jax sighs.

CS: will they make it to the chinese restaurant? Who knows. Review and no painful flames please!