1CS: don't own shaman king or inu-yasha. Ownage of Ocs though. :D

Danielle, Sesshomaru, and Naraku await outside Tao's Chinese Restaurant for the rest of the gang. Naraku had already transformed back to his ordinary form. Danielle had not reserved a table for many reasons. First, if Ren saw Sesshomaru or Naraku with Danielle only, then he would try to kill them. If Naraku or Sesshomaru saw anyone looking at Danielle, they would kill them. If Jun Tao, Ren's older sister saw Danielle, she would hug her making the demons think that the two girls were bi. If Hao saw her, he would give her a firm squeeze on the butt or a kiss (an inside joke) and the yokais would try to kill Hao. There were so many more reasons, but there was a main reason. Jax had gotten lost on the way over.

Finally, after waiting for over and hour or two, Jax finally arrived. "Nani?" Jax asks, innocently.

"Jax, this is the 18th time that you have gotten lost on the way here," Danielle begins, putting her hands on her hips.

"So? I haven't been here 35 times, y'know."

"You're right, you haven't," Jax smiles. "you've been here 88 times."

Her smile fades as she blushes. "Really? Oh wow. That's a lot, isn't it?"

Danielle ignores her as she enters the restaurant. The others follow with Sesshomaru and Naraku right behind her. She walks up to the counter. A tall Chinese green-haired girl is there, concentrating on a book of Taoism.

"Excuse me," Danielle says, playfully, "I'm looking for a restaurant owned by two siblings known as Jun and Ren Tao. Can you tell me where it is? Because this place is too grand to be owned by them." The girl looks up, then smiles.

"Chibi Shaman!" she states. She runs to the front of the counter then hugs Danielle.

"Hi Jun!"

"Who are these? More friends?"

"Yes, you've met Jax. Here are her friends - Miroku, Inu-Yasha, and Shippo. And these are my friends."

"I would love to meet the friends of my sister to b-"

"Naraku and Sesshomaru."

"Oh." Jun stops. She was going to say sister to be, but Danielle wouldn't know what she was talking about and because Ren told her of the dangerous yokais.

"What were you calling her?" Sesshomaru questions with a raised eyebrow.

"Chibi shaman. It means 'little shaman'."

"we know what it means, Ms…?" Naraku begins, not amused.

"Jun. Jun Toa. N-nice to meet you."

There was an awkward silence. Jax begun singing "Kitty! Kitty!" Then she begun chasing the Tao's family cat, Li. Inu-Yasha begins to chase the cat, for he thinks it's a neko- yokai, dog instinct you know. The cat runs at a wall and turns at the last second, making Jax crash into the wall. Inu-Yasha follows. "Owie owie owie" she whimpers. She sees the flash of a whitish-tan fur, then begins chasing Li once again. Inu-Yasha follows. The boys watch in amusement as they bang into tables, chairs, walls, and customers. Jun and Danielle watch, horrified as they smash into these objects and people.

"Ren won't bode with this too well…" Danielle mutters. "The only reason that she be able to live is because she's with me…again."

A sweat drop rolls down Jun's face. "Should I get you a table or shall we wait and wince at every time we hear a crash, and imagine how pissed Lian will be?" Jun questions.

"Table."

They quickly move to a large round table where everyone sat down quickly. As Jun passed out the menus, the girls wince, hearing 40 crashes in less than 30 seconds. "Enjoy. I hope. Danielle?"

"Yes?"

"You know," Jun says, in Chinese, "that Ren is going to watch you since they are here."

"He told you?" she questions, in perfect Chinese.

"Yes, it seems as though my brother loves you very much to tell me of your troublesome problem that he cam so beat. He loves you chibi shaman, you know that. He would die for you."

"I know." she blushes and Jun smiles.

"I have to go now. You know, you bring some chaos to this little world."

"You're referring to Jax aren't you?"

"Uh-huh."

"I'm so sorry."

"It's not your fault. Some people are born that way. But I don't know about the guy with the ears…"

As Jun leaves Danielle looks for Jax. She is banging into another wall.

"God damn it Jax," she mutters, laughing.

"Danielle-sama?"

"Yes, Miroku?"

"Your blushing."

"Oh?" it was true. She was as pink as a peach. Naraku and Sesshomaru gave her shifty eyes.

"What did she say?" They began.

"Ummm…nothing of your interest?" she looks at them in a naive state. Before they could tell that she was lying, they were interrupted by a huge crash.

"WHAT IS GOING ON!" a voice booms. A black purple- highlighted spiked hair, golden eyed Chinese boy comes out of the kitchen as Li jumps into his arms. Jax is about to run into him, when he moves aside. She slams into the wall -again. She gets up, but Inu-Yasha slams into her. "Oh. It's you again. And whose this? Dog boy?"

"Hey, watch it, Antenna head!" Inu-Yasha snorts.

"Oh, help me. I'm so scared." He pauses. "Jax, you buffoon, get up. You're scaring the customers -again." she groans.

He rolls his eyes, then picks her up. "Hao." Ren calls to the kitchen door.

"How what?" Ren glares at him, then walks to Danielle's table. A long brown haired, black eyed boy walks to Ren's side.

"Yes Ren?" the boy asks. He is as tall as Inu-Yasha and he wears black baggy pants with red, golden-star cords hanging off of them, a white tunic-like shirt, and big hemi-sphere blue backgrounder, red rimmed earrings with a big white star on each of them.

"I need you to clean up this mess, Hao. I would but-"

"Chibi Shaman is here. I know. I'll let the two lovebirds chat," Hao purrs. He smiles, pleased that he had somewhat embarrassed his friend. Ren frowns as his pale face turns translucent pink.

"shut up, you big dick." Hao looks at him, fierceness in his eyes, demanding an explanation. Ren looks back, just as fierce. "They are here."

Hao loses his temper. "They?" Ren nods. "Fine. Just don't try to kill anyone without me."

Ren admit a smile, then finishes his trip towards the table. He is wearing black pants, black shoes, black cuffs, and a black Chinese tank top. He plops Jax into a chair, She wakes up to a pain throbbing in her butt.

"Is this your pet Ms?" he teases. Danielle blushes.

"I think so. Does she crash into walls constantly?"

"Yes."

"Does she hang around with a monk, fox-demon, and a dog demon?"

"Yes."

"Does she chase after a cat named Li?"

"Yes"

"Nope. Not mine." They laugh.

"Hey, what's up?" she gets up and gives him a hug. He kisses her gingerly. Surprised Danielle blushes.

"Awe!" Jax coos, "she's blushing."

Ren stares at Naraku and Sesshomaru coldly. "Hello, Naraku. Sesshomaru. Are you going into the cross dressing industry?"

"What!" the two yokais shout, shooting from their seats.

Ren holds Danielle tighter, as if to protect her.

"Ren…" she quietly warns. He smiles softly at her, assuring her that she was safe.

"Why do you say that!" Sesshomaru huffs, impatiently flexing his claws.

"Because…" Ren begins coolly, lips forming into a smirk. "you are both wearing make-up."

"WHAT!" the yokais scream. They both look at one another, "You have LIPSTICK ON! AND- AND BLUSH A- AND EYESHADOW! O- OH MY GOD! I DON'T! I DO! OH SHIT! I DO!" They turn to Ren, wide- eyed, "Where's your bathroom!"

"Down the hall on the…" Ren teases, letting the words flow gently of his tongue. His eyes are closed, hiding his slyness.

"Right?" Sesshomaru assumes, leaving.

"Left?" Naraku also assumes, also leaving.

"Be careful about assuming," he says gently. "There's a saying that goes, 'don't assume because you make an ass out of you and me.'" He chuckles lightly. Danielle looks up, confused.

"Ren, isn't it straight ahead in the hall?" she asks.

"Yes."

"Then shouldn't you tell them"

"No."

"Why?"

"Because there is a surprise behind each door."

Sesshomaru open his door and almost let's out a feminine scream. Inside is Hilary Penton, a huge Sesshomaru otaku.

"FLUFFY-SAMA! OH MY GOD JAX WAS RIGHT! She huggles him and begins dragging him away.

"W-where are you taking me?" he almost screams.

"Home. In AMERICA!"

"Danielle! HELP ME!"

She is about to move when Ren stops her.

"No," he whispers, bringing her closer. "If you don't let him go, he'll kill you later. I don't want to lose you." she smiles and hug him.

"Thanks."

Naraku opens the door to see a blonde blue-eyed woman. He is intrigues by her looks and wishes to follow her inside the room. Suddenly a fiery hand grabs him and drags him in. The door slams shut. Danielle looks at Ren, baffled.

"Ren, what happened?"

"It's amazing of what you can do with the spirit of fire and Eliza's beauty." Danielle smiles in hope.

"Faust's here?" Eliza was Faust's late wife and was now his spirit.

"Yep." He looks down at her, smiling. "Didn't you here? The whole gang is here."

"Really!"

"Well, they did miss your birthday by accident, didn't they? Think of it as a belated birthday gift."

"THANK YOU!" She jumps into his arms and gives him three kisses. He blushes redder than an apple, but secretly yearns for more. "Can we go see them?"

"In a minute," he whispers silently and in Chinese, " I wish to show you how much I enjoyed that." He winks with a proud smile.

She smiles and lets out a small giggle. Danielle respond back in Chinese, "I have a feeling I'm going to enjoy this, too." She turns to Jax and spoke in English, "Jax, me and Ren are going to have a little chat. Do not and I repeat DO NOT make any chaos please"

"okay!" Jax says. As soon as Ren and Danielle leave the room, she turns to the guys, Inu-Yasha, Miroku, and Shippo, and says, "she didn't say anything about chaos in her life."

"Well, as it so goes, when they're talking in Chinese, she's discussing ways to make out? And that he gives her the kinkiest ideas?"

"Are we talking about a certain someone over here?"

Jax looks up to see Hao, looming above her.

"Oh, hi Hao. Maybe," Jax said evasively.

"Is this someone a girl?"

"Maybe," Jax said.

"Did this girl just leave the room?"

"Maybe,"

"Does this girl go by the name of Danielle?"

"Yes- I mean." He grins at her. "Shit. You caught me."

He sits next to her, pulling out a recorder. "What's that saying that you two always say?"

"Ummm…Oh, the ecstasy?"

"No."

"Shiny quarter?"

"No. Plus I was referring to you and Danielle."

"Oh. I give up."

"Some things are priceless-"

"Oh, I know this one! For everything else, there's blackmail!" she pauses. "Oh shit."

Hao laughs. "You like to say that saying, don't you?"

"What did she say?"

"Whose six-pack abs that you'd like to see… including my own."

Sweat rolls down her face as she laughs nervously. "Shit. Ummm…You wouldn't have any proof do you?"

"Yes this tape," he says waving the recorder around.

She grabs it and stomps on it. Then, laughs maliciously. He laughs under his breath. She sits back down, satisfied.

"And twelve other copies. Not to mention, she has everything embarrassing written down. I believe Ren copied all into a book and named it 'The Blackmail of Jax.' She has tons of blackmail on you."

"Really?"

"Yeah, it's called your life."

"Oh, that was low."

"At least I'm not as shallow."

"Just keep telling yourself that."

"And whose the one that can control fire here?"

"You. Oh shit. I can't win today, right?" he laughs.

"That was the plan." The two demons and monk look at Hao, puzzled. Hao looks at them each with a brief glare. "The names Hao. You must be Inu-Yasha, Shippo, and Miroku. I've heard about your guys."

"Really! What did she say?" Shippo asks excitedly.

"That you guys are fuckers."

Inu-Yasha gets up to run towards where Ren and Danielle left, but Hao stops him by grabbing Inu-Yasha's sword. "Give my sword back to me!"

"Relax, I was kidding. Although I'll admit, after all that I've seen, I'm starting to think of you as one."

"Why I otta kill you."

"If you try, you'll be put into a pit of fire, courtesy of me. Oh believe me I've done it before, and I'll do it again." Inu-Yasha glares at him.

"Ummm, Hao?" Shippo asks.

"Yes?"

"What did Danielle say about us?"

"Oh. She told me that you guys are cool. But I'm warning you, Miroku, if you touch her, then Ren and I will hurt you. No offense to anyone, but she's Rens."

"I see," Miroku begins. "And where did the little lady and her man go?"

"They went to see some of our friends."

"Why?"

"They missed her birthday. So Ren wanted to make up for it, so he called all of our friends and brought them all together so that they could see her. You know, a belated birthday party."

"Oh, so that's why she was excited to be here."

"No. It was a surprise, she couldn't have possibly know. We didn't tell Jax, knowing the blabber mouth would spill it all out." Jax nods, pauses, then continues nodding.

"Why was she so excited?"

"Cause Ren told her that she was receiving a surprise today."

Oh," Jax said, disappointedly. "I thought she was just excited to see Ren."

"That could also be part of it." Danielle and Ren sit at the table. Since Danielle was sitting next to Miroku, Miroku inches closer to Danielle, to see if Hao was right. Ren sees his action and wraps his arms around her, pulling her closer. Danielle looks at the two, confused.

"Ummm," she begins, "What's going on?"

"She's my girl," Ren hisses to Miroku.

"Yes, but I'm sleeping at her house tonight," Miroku whispers back. Ren smirks back.

"Yes, but so am I."

"What?"

"She invited me over. You know, just so she'll be more comfortable."

"Yes, but I am a monk, she should seek comfort in me."

"Yes, but you are a perverted monk. Why don't you seek comfort in Danielle's perverted friend."

"Shippo has given us proof that she is his."

"Oh, really? How so?"

"He practically killed Inu-Yasha and I when we went to sleep with them."

"I'm not going to ask."

"Good, it's too complicated."

"Well, I pity you."

"So you'll allow me one night with her?"

"Watch yourself monk, I can only pity you so much."

"What are you guys hissing about?" Danielle questions.

"Nothing." Miroku states.

"Liars."

Inu-Yasha coughs. "They said something about comfort, monks, pity, and of you."

"Thank you Inu-Yasha," she says, happily. Inu-Yasha smiles smugly at Ren and Miroku, who both frown.

"So, are you ready for you surprise, Chibi Shaman?" Ren asks, coolly.

"Yep!"

"Hao, go get her." Hao gets up.

"I'm a step ahead of you." he responds, leaving the room.

"What is it?" Jax asks, as she cuddles up to Shippo.

"You'll see," Ren calmly states.

"Hey Ren!"

"What Hao?"

"I can't bring her out!"

"Why not?"

"Not only is she banging into walls, but she's also marring me to death!"

"How!"

"Your sister forget to cut it's nails!"

"But she's blind!"

"I don't understand it either, but I've already lost a pint of blood!"

"Then tie her up!"

"Duh, that's what I'm doing!"

"Uhhh, honey," Danielle says, worriedly. "I don't think that I want my gift anymore."

"Knowing you, I wouldn't want it either."

"Then why did you get me it?"

"The gift is courtesy of Anna, Jeanne, and Jun."

"Well, tell them that they can send it-" she stops in shock. Hao was pushing out a little girl about five years old. She had raven brown hair, ragged nails, dirty patchy clothes, and brown- black voids for eyes.

"Oh, she's so CUTE!" Jacquie coos. She runs to the tied up girl. "Look, Dani! They adopted a little girl for you!" she goes to untie her.

"Don't untie her!" Hao hisses, bleeding from multiple wounds.

"Why not?"

"Because she's-" Jax unties her. The girl slices Jax's kitty locket in two. "dangerous. God damn it, Jax! Why don't you ever listen!"

"Sorry! I couldn't help myself. The knots looked so inviting."

"Stupid bitch," the little girl mutter, "you don't belong in this world. Die." The girl slices a wound into Jacquie's chest. Jax falls to the ground, in pain, bleeding tremendously. "Die, bitch."

Before she could attack, the girl is stopped. Danielle had grabbed the girl's wrists.

"Hao, hold on to this hand," Danielle commands. He obeys. Nail clippers magically appear in her hands. She clips away the girl's ragged nails, not listening to the little girl's protests. "I'm disappointed of you…..Jennifer."

The girl stops, "H-how do you know my name?" Danielle grabs Jenn's face and looks into her little sister's eyes.

"Y-You're blind."

"No shit, Sherlock."

"Watch your tongue."

"My sister always says it."

"Yes, but I don't wish for my little sister to say it. Little girls shouldn't say it. Even if they are suppose to be thirteen."

"D-Danielle?"

"The one and only." Jenn embraces Danielle, who has tears of happiness, confusion, and of fear. "Ren, why is she blind?"

"Jen is blind because of Jeanne," he states. "Jeanne believes that in order for Jenn to be brought up right is if she was blind. I don't understand Jeanne."

"Me neither. I think she doesn't want Jenn to grow up to be like me."

"Could be. Or that Jenn was being a little brat the whole time that we had her."

"That would work."

"You know," Jenn says, "I'm still here!"

"Sorry, Come on, it's late we all have to get home. Jax, Jenn is going with you."

"WHAT!" Jax screams. "You can't leave her with me, she almost killed me!"

"Yeah, well Ren is riding on the motorcycle with me."

"Well actually," Ren interrupts. "I'm the one whose driving the motorcycle."

"Yeah, well you don't know how to get home," Jax begins.

"Well, I know how to get home better than you do! Besides me and Danielle have to have a little talk."

"Sure you do." Ren shoots a glare at her. Jax cowers behind Shippo.

"It's true, Jax," Danielle says, putting her arm around Ren's arm. He makes her let go. "Ren? What's wrong?"

He looked at her, surprised. "Nothing, I was just uncomfortable. You know how I'm not use to anyone grabbing my arm."

"Oh." She looks down, sad. She feels his arms wrap about her waist. He was embracing her from behind. She looks up at him to see him smiling down at her.

"Besides," he whispers," I like the view from here." He kisses her passionately. She smiles as he continues to whisper sweet nothings in her ear.

"I think he likes being there for the actions that he can do," Hao suggest slyly. Ren looks at him, with a glint in his eyes. "Remember my pointers, kid."

"You should give them to Shippo. You know for Jax's sake. She should get some love in her life." He smiles as Jax mutters an arigato.

"Don't worry, I already gave him a notebook full of it. " Hao turns to Jax. "You have to let someone else carry Jenn. I am going with you. But you're driving."

"B-but," Jax ponders, "you actually know how to get home from here."

"Yes, but they need to talk. Now, who will hold the brat?" No one replied. "Now don't make me choose."

"I'll do it." Inu-Yasha huffs, embracing the little Jennifer. Danielle smiles.

"I thought you would," Danielle replies, sweetly. "With just one spell, this couple would be perfect." She says a spell and Inu-Yasha turns into a five year old that is a little taller than her sister.

"HEY, what's the big idea!"

"Since you two love each other, I believe that I should make the age gap much smaller. Since Jenn is an undead being she will never grow older so this spell will permit make you five your old, Inu-Yasha."

"Damn bitch." But as Jenn hears Inu-Yasha's name, she huggles him. He forgets to put a note in his head to kill Danielle as her sister melts his icy heart. Danielle smiles.

"C'mon Ren, it's time to go." He smiles at Hao and left with his girlfriend. Jax turns to the rest of the group.

"Well," she says, "since I'm driving who's sitting where?"

"SHOTGUN!" Everyone screams. Jax shakes her head.

"Oh god, this is going to take forever.!

"Umm, Jax?"

"Yes, Jun?"

"The restaurant's closed."

"Oh, okay. Ummm, now are we going to decide?"

"I'll choose," Hao says. "I sit in the front."

"But that isn't fair."

"If anyone objects to me, I set them on fire. Got it?"

She nods nervously. "Okay! Let's go!"

CS: all must obey Hao! Lol. Review and please no flames. Thankies XD