Sorry I didn't get this up sooner. Here it is.
Me no own KND!
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DR was unusually calm. In past adventures, he would scream like a little girl when he was in trouble. That was because he didn't have a plan. This time, he did. He was going to cause a distraction.
Meanwhile, Numbah 3 and Numbah 86 were still fighting. "JUST LET THEM GO!" Numbah 3 yelled.
"NEVER!" Numbah 86 yelled back.
"THEY'RE NOT WITH THE OTHER TEENS!"
"HOW DO YOU KNOW?"
"Girls!" Ryan yelled.
"WHAT?" the two children yelled.
"Look behind you!" Roxanne yelled. The many KND troops turned around and saw their greatest enemy commanding a giant teen army.
Slade.
Just joking. It was Father.
"Well, well, well." Father said. "It looks like I will finally get rid of the Kids Next Door once and for all with my giant teen army!"
"What about us?" DR said. He was using dark magic to cut his ropes.
"I'll get rid of your tree teens for no apparent reason." Father replied.
Swell. DR thought.
"KIDS NEXT DOOR! BATTLE STATIONS!" Numbah 86 yelled. Her battalion then charged the army of teens and got their asses kicked very badly. As that was happening, Numbah 1 and his friends were freeing Ryan, DR, and Roxanne.
A few minutes later, Ryan and company got ready to fight. As the teen army approached them, Ryan and Dr fired blasts of yellow and black energy, while Roxanne was using her wings to blow them away.
As the teens retreated two minutes later, Father was the only one left. "Let's roll!" Ryan said.
"We'll take care of it." Numbah 4 yelled, fists at the ready.
"OK!" Dr said as the three teens fell down and started to sleep.
"You ignorant BRATS have bothered me long enough!" Father yelled. His body then engulfed itself in flame, and started to launch fire at the KND. THE children quickly dodged the attack like they usually did. At that point in time, Numbah 2 put on some strange gloves.
Kinds Next Door C.L.A.W.S.
Claw
Launches
Alota
White
Spikes
Numbah 2 then launched many white spikes at Father. When they got near them, however, the heat of Father's body burned up the spikes. Numbah 3 then joined in by firing C.A.N.N.O.N. blasts at Father (Numbah 2 taught her how to do operate the C.A.N.N.O.N.). Being the evil villain he was, Father dodged the attacks and retaliated by firing move fireballs at the KND.
"We're loosing!" Numabh1 said.
Man, I feel sorry for you guys.
SMASH!
Ryan then woke up and muttered loudly "Whowhatwhenwherewhyandhow?" (Translation: Who what when where why and how?)
"Why did an anvil fall on Father?" Numbah 86 asked.
I did it.
"Mr. Narrator!" Roxanne said. "You know you're not supposed to do that!"
I felt sorry for the kids.
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One hour later
"Alright, now that everything is under control," Roxanne said to the KND, "Do you Mind if we help you guys?"
"YES!" Sector V responded. They felt Ryan and his friends were kinds at heart.
"NO!" NUmbah 86 yelled with the rage of a hundred white hot suns.
"Why?" Ryan asked.
"I don't trust you!" 86 responded.
"Would it help if we answered some questions?'
"I guess." Numbah 86 said.
FIRST QUESTION PLEASE!
"Stay outta this!" Numbah 4 said.
"Where did all of you come from?" 86 asked
"Good question." Ryan said. "It was a year ago when my two friends Seth and Brain and myself were placing a time capsule for our class project in Mt. Lassen. Then this time portal thing sucked us into it and launched us into the year 2089! We met a bunch of cool people, like Roxanne, and we became friends."
"Then we found out that the evil governor, Mr. G, wanted Wal-mart to rule the world." Roxanne continued. "We chased Mr. G, this Flunky, Mr. Flunky, their robot, Brockanator, and their 'Ultimate weapon' back to Ryan's time. In the end, we beat Mr.G using the weapon."
"What was it?" Numbah 86 demanded.
"Me." Dark Ryan said. The KND then gasped. "In 2089, Mr. Flunky went to the White House to lure Ryan and his friends their. Then Mr. Flunky got a hair from Ryan, and then created me. I was made with very advanced cloning gear. It was so advanced, I was Ryan's memories."
NEXT QUESTION!
"Why does Roxanne have wings?" Numbah 3 asked.
"I'm an angel." Roxanne said. The KND then gasped again. "I can also shrink the wings so they won't get in the way."
NEXXT QUESTION!
"What's with all of the stuff shooting out of your fingers?" Numbah 4 asked.
"It's magic," Ryan answered. "We each learned a different type of magic. Roxanne uses light magic, Dark Ryan uses dark magic, and I use chaos magic."
Is that the last question?
"Numbah 5 thinks so." Numbah 5 said.
"Well, I guess you could help us," 86 said. "I'll ask Numbah 362 tonight."
"Well," Roxanne said, "we need a hotel room. We'd better get going."
"Why don't you stay here?" Numbah 1 said to the KND's teenage allies.
"That's a great idea!" DR said.
"It is a good idea." Ryan said. He then pulled out a cell phone.
"Who are you calling?" Numbah 1 asked.
"Chaozo." Ryan said. "I go to a boarding school, and it's out break."
"Oh.' Numbah 1 replied
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That's all. Be back soon, hopefully.
(P.S. That weird name near the end? It's sounded out like this: Kay-ah-zo . I made it up.