I own Ryan, DR, and Roxanne! That's it!

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"Let's get ready to brawl!" Jolene yelled. The crown then proceeded to scream.

"KIDS NEXT DOOR! BATTLE STATIONS!" Numbah 1 ordered. His team then rushed the tiny Yoshi. Shadow then jumped up really high, and using his mighty rump, he Ground Pounded on Numbah 86's head, and gave her a massive headache. Numbah 4 then pulled out his gumball gun, and fired wave after wave of gumballs at Shadow. Shadow then opened his mouth and ate every shot. After Numbah 4 seized fire, Shadow sat down.

"What are you doing?" one crowd member asked. Then Shadow laid eggs until he was sitting on a tower of 30 white eggs with polka dots. Shadow then gently jumped of the tower of eggs and used his tongue to launch them at his enemies.

"Oh." The same crowd member said to himself.

"Numbah 86! Start Flying!" Numbah 1 ordered.

"I don't have to listen to you!" 86 yelled.

"Just do it!" Numbah 1 yelled back. Then he decided to look up. He saw Shadow hovering over himself (Shadow did this by moving his legs very fast) and he was armed with an egg. Shadow threw the egg at 86, but Numbah 1 pushed her out of the way, and he got hit with the egg. The egg created a small dust cloud, and when it cleared, Numbah 1 was half his normal size. Numbah 1 then ran while screaming like a little girl. Unfortunately, Shadow hovered near Numbah 1 and blew him off the stage. 'You're out!" Shadow yelled.

"RRAHHH!" Numbah 4 screeched with infinite rage. He jumped on Shadow's back, and tried to keep him hovering in one place.

'Numbah 5! Attack!" Numbah 1 yelled in a squeaky voice.

"Got it Numbah 1!" Numbah 5 yelled. She then threw a lot of M.A.R.B.L.E.'s at Shadow. Shadow tried to dodge the attacks, but the M.A.R.B.L.E.s hit him. The M.A.R.B.L.E.s exploded, and Shadow was covered in yellow stuff. "Do you know how long it takes to, um, "shadow ranted. "Um, what is this stuff?"

"Mustard." Numbah 5 told him.

"Do you know how long it takes to get mustard off a Yoshi hide?" Shadow yelled.

"I don't know." Numbah 5 replied

"A week!"

"Okay." Numbah 5 said. Then she detached a weird weapon from her set of W.I.N.G.S.

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Numbah 5 then fired lots of M.A.R.B.L.E.s at Shadow. He then screamed like a little girl and started to hover out of the way. As Numbah 5 fire at Shadow, Numbah 2 pulled out a baseball bat and started to beat the crap out of Shadow when he got in range.

Time to pull out all the stops! Shadow thought. He then opened his mouth, and an Earth Quake came out of his mouth and into his hands.

"You kept that in your stomach?" Numbah 3 asked.

"I thought it was rock candy." Shadow said. He then threw the Earth Quake at Numbah 2, and the item disappeared as a small earth quake launched Numbah 2 into the crowd.

Numbah 4 then decided to fire spikes at Shadow. As he got the C.L.A.W. ready, Shadow laid another egg, but this one was glowing. Shadow then chucked the egg at Numbah 4, who had just put the C.L.A.W. on. Numbah 4 fired spikes at the egg as a counter-attack. When the two attacks met, the egg exploded, and the force of the explosion sent Numbah 4 into the crowd (The egg was near Numbah 4 when it blew up.).

"So that's where the Fire Flower I ate went." Shadow said to himself. "I wanted to fry Numbah 2 with it."

"Numb ah 3! Catch!" Numbah 86 yelled. She threw an Earth Quake to Numbah 43. Numbah 86 was armed herself with an Earth Quake as she said "On three we throw these at Shadow!"

"But you're no Numbah 1." Numbah 3 said.

"Do it Numbah 3!" Numbah 1 yelled. He was back to normal because a crowd member gave him a Tasty Tonic, one cure for shrink.

"Alright!" Numbah 3 yelled. The two girls threw their weapons at Shadow, but he ate the attacks and spit them back at the girls. Numbah 3 flew out of the way, but 86 wasn't so lucky, because she was launched into Numbah 1.

Numbah 5 fired more M.A.R.B.L.E.s at Shadow, but he jumped out of the way. As he did, Numbah 3 landed on him and covered his eyes.

"Hey!" Shadow yelled. He started to run in deformed circles, while the crowd laughed at him. "Get off! Come on! This isn't fair! COME OBN! GET OFF!"

During this event, Shadow walked off the stage. Jolene then yelled "Ladies and gentlemen! The new Glitz Pit champs! The Kids Next Door!" The crowd yelled, because the script told them to.

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"Here is your room and your 2000 coin prize." Jolene told the KND. The champions were amazed that the really cool looking room was theirs. "Now, it you excuse me, I have some business to take care off. By the way, the pit will be closed for the next hour. I'll see you later."

As Jolene walked to her office, Grubba was in her way. "Hey Jolene, some guy wants to talk to you. He's in your office, and yes, I did clean the toilets." Grubba said.

"Good work." Jolene said to him. She went to her office, while Grubba went to the juice bar. When Jolene entered her office, she saw the man Grubba talked to in chapter 6. "hello." The man said to her.

"um, hello.' Jolene said. "I take it you want to fight here?"

"Yes, I do," the guy said. "I also have a question."

"What is it?"

"I would like to fight the champions in a fight that doesn't count towards rankings."

"Okay, I guess it's alright. You fight in an hour."

"Thank you."

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End of chapter!