Okay class; let's begin with today's lecture. I like KND and video games, but I have (and I quote from Hitchhiker's guide #3) a whelk's chance in a supernova (end quote) of owning anything other than Ryan, DR, and Roxanne.

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"Man, this is the life!" Numbah 86 said. She was getting a pedicure in the spa. Numbah 3 and Numbah 5 were also getting pedicures.

"Yea. This is the life." Numbah 3 said. As she was getting her pedicure, she had someone on her mind.

"Numbah 5 wants to know what the boys are doing." Numbah 5 asked.

They're at the pool.

"Um, thanks." Numbah 5 said.

Meanwhile, the boys were swimming at the pool for people ranked 7 or above. The pool was rather large, and it was shaped like koopa shell. While the KND were swimming, they were drinking martinis (without anything intoxicating, of course.)

"YO! CHAMPS! WHERE ARE YOU!" a familiar voiced yelled. The gate opened, and the people in the pool saw Shadow the Yoshi, in ninja armor, run towards the KND operatives. "Where's the bald guy?" Shadow asked Numbah 2. Just when Numbah 2 was about to say something, Numbah 1's head appeared.

"You rang." Numbah 1 said.

"Since I am a good guy, I have some info on your next fight."

"Oh really" Numbah 2 said cautiously.

"Yea." Shadow said. "Just after our fight, I the Great Gonzales Jr., quickly put on my ninja armor and spied on Jolene."

"Why did you spy on Jolene?" Numbah 2 asked

"Did you wanna date her?" Numbah 4 asked in a loud voice. He was sitting on a floating koopa shell (Numbah 4 can't swim, but you probably knew that.)

"I wanted her to help me find a date." Shadow said.

"REALLY!" Rawk Hawk, a large yellow bird, yelled. He quickly got his cell phone out, and proceeded to dial a number. "I GOTTA TELL THE TABLOIDS!"

"Just a second." Shadow said to the KND. He then turned towards Rawk and yelled "HEY! YOU TELL THE TABLOIDS AND I'LL KICK YOUR FEATHERED ASS OFF OF THIS FLOATING COLLOCEUM!"

"Can we help?" Numbah 2 asked.

"Fine. You win." Rawk said. He put away the cell phone.

"Well, as I just about to exit the plant I was hiding in, Jolene and this guy showed up. They talked about you guys fighting this guy." Shadow said. He gave Numbah 1 a picture of the mysterious guy. "Numbah 4 was about to ask something when Shadow said "I recently ate a camera because that infidel Kooper dared me to."

"What did it taste like?' Numbah 2 asked.

"Chicken" Shadow said as he looked at Rawk.

Numbah 1 took a look at the picture. "He looks like a business man." Numbah 1 said.

"What's the cruddy guy's name?" Numbah 4 asked.

"I don't know." Shadow said. "When the two left, I stole the guy's contract. He didn't sign with a name, just the initials M.H." Shadow said as he gave Numbah 1 M.H's contract.

"Mmm." Numbah 1 said.

"What do we do?" Numbah 4 asked.

"Shadow, take these to the girls and tell them everything you told us." Numbah 1ordered the tiny Yoshi as he gave Shadow the picture and contract to him. Shadow stated to salute.

"They're at the spa." Numbah 2 said.

"Got it!" Shadow said as he left. "By the way, the Pit opens in 10 minutes."

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10 minutes later, the KND were in the champion's room discussing what Shadow told them.

"It could be a trap." Numbah 86 said

"Maybe, maybe not." Numbah 1 said. "After all, he is one of the good guys."

"Good point." Numbah 86 said. "But still…"

"INCOMING MESSAGE." The terminal in the room said. Jolene then appeared on the screen of the terminal. "Hello champions." Jolene said.

"Hello." The KND said in a group.

"You guys are going to be in an unofficial fight against this guy." Jolene said. The terminal then showed the KND a picture of M.H. "Do you want to fight."

"Of course." Numbah 86 said. "The KND never give up."

"Great. Security with escort you in a little bit." Jolene said. Then the terminal turned off.

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"Now entering the arena, the current champions, the KND!" Jolene yelled. The crowd went nuts as the KND walked to the stage. "And now, the challenger!" Jolene continued to yell. "The mysterious guy!" As Jolene said that, the guy walked into the arena, and jumped all of the way from the door to his side of the arena.

"Hello." The guy said.

"Um, hello." Numbah 3 said to the guy.

"Allow me to reveal my true identity." The guy said. "I am (the author of this story would like you to gasp along with the crowd when the guy reveals his true identity) Master Hand!'

The crowd gasped. They were told that the guardian sealed Master Hand away at Final Destination because of his radical thoughts. How did he escape? Well, we'll get to that later.

"HOLY SHIT! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" one tad yelled. "RUN FOR YOUR LOVES!" He stated to run to the push-the-door-to-open-them door, but ran into them at full speed.

"No use trying to escape." Master Hand said. "I locked all of the exits!"

"We quit!" Numbah 86 begged as she was on he knees.

"No quitting either! We fight to the finish!" Master Hand yelled. He then created an energy shield around the stage so no one could escape (Jolene was outside the shield to begin with)

"KIDS NEXT DOOR! BATTLE STATIONS!" Numbah 1 yelled. His team rushed Master Hand, but he fired lasers from his glove hand to launch the KND against one of the energy shields.

"Ow." Numbah 5 said with difficulty. "That hurt."

"I know." Numbah 1 said.

Then his cell phone rang.

"Hello?" Numbah 1 said.

'Hey Mr. Uno! It's Ryan!"

"Oh. Hi."

"How are you guys doing?"

'We're okay. We're at the Glitz Pit."

'Cool! Who are you guys fighting?"

"Master Hand." (At that point in time, Numbah 1 thought he heard a car screeching to a stop.)

"YOU'RE FIGHTING MASTER HAND?"

"Yes."

"THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! I SEALED HIM AWAY AT FINAL DESTIONATUION USING THE GAURDNA!"

Master Hand then walked to Numbah 1 and took his cell phone. "Hello guardian." Master Hand said into the cell phone.

"WHEN I GET TO GLITRXVILE, I'M GOONA KCK THE CLOSEST THING YOU HAVE TO AN ASS MASTER HAND!"

"Heh heh heh. Stupid Guardian. I have an ass." Master Hand said. He then crushed the cell phone.

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Ryan turned off the Guardna's cell phone feature. "Damn hand." Ryan said to his friends. They had escaped from the cannibalistic Shy Guys and were flying over Keelhaul Key.

"What's up Ryan?" Roxanne asked Ryan.

"Master Hand escaped from Final Destination!" Ryan yelled.

Again, their was a car-screeching-to-a-stop-sound.

"What!" Roxanne yelled. "That's impossible!"
"Yea! Didn't you seal Master Hand away at Final Destination because of his radical ideas about a guardian of the Game Realm?" Dark Ryan asked.

"Yep." Ryan said.

"Well, we gotta hurry! The KND's lives are at stake!" Roxanne yelled. The trio then started to fly to Glitzvile at full speed.

"Man, the more we fight Master Hand, the eviler he gets." DR said.

"And the more we fight him, the more cryptic his sentences are." Ryan said.

'What makes you say that?' DR asked.

"Well, when I said I was gonna kick the closest thing Master Hand had to an ass, the hand said he has an ass." Ryan said

"That's weird." Roxanne said.

'Maybe he got a plastic surgeon to put an ass on his wrist?" DR said.

"Tha5t's just gross." Roxanne said with disgust.

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Meanwhile, things were not so good for the KND. Master Hand had brutally pounded them. Currently, they were lying on the floor. Numbah 5 mustered enough strength to throw some M.A.R.B.L.E.s at Mater Hand, but Master Hand grabbed the M.A.R.B.L.E.s and threw them back at Numbah 5.The M.A.R.B.L.E.s l landed on Numbah 5 and they severely hurt her.

Numbah 1 and Numbah 4 then rushed master Hand. The hand jumped up and dodged the attack. He landed behind the two, and slapped them into the energy shield.

"Numbah 1, are we gonna lose?' Numbah 4 asked his leader. He was gasping for breath while he was talking.

"We're the Kids Next door." Numbah 1 told his teammate. "Of course we'll win!"

"I highly doubt that!" Master Hand yelled.

How exciting. I'll see ya later, and PLEASE read and review!