Oh good lord, what have I CREATED! I couldn't stop myself-I was reading a 4-panel naruto gag comic and was suddenly inspired. I...I...I can't stop giggling at what I just wrote...

Disclaimer: I own nothing-if I did I would have broken all their minds by now-and probably their bodies too...>:D

A short story in which the whole of Konoha suffers fromthe discovery of a single yaoi doujinshi-may God have mercy on their souls-because we all know the fangirl (and guys :D) won't.

Discovering Doujin:

"Sasuke-kun!" called Sakura, trying to find Sasuke to ask him out once again (and fail miserabley once again). "Sasuke-kun!" She'd been searching for at least half an hour when she ran across a large group of genin all staring at something she couldn't make out. As she walked up she spotted Shino and asked what was happening.

"It's Uchiha Sasuke..." he said quietly. Sakura perked up at hearing his name but was cut off before she could move forward. "There seems to be something wrong with him. He was reading some sort of comic and he just started screaming 'NOOOOOOO! GOOD LORD NOOOOO!' over and over. I think he started foaming at the mouth and is now in shock."

Sakura stared at him for a moment before freaking out and shoving her way past Neji, Shikamaru, Choji, and Kiba and stopped in shock. Sasuke was just staring into space mumbling to himself with very wide, unblinking eyes. As she moved closer she could see he had some sort of comic in his lap. the title read "A Forbidden Love." Sakura wondered at that-she didn't think it was Sasuke's kind of manga. She scooted even closer and finally heard what he was mumbling. 'Can't be true...Me...Naruto...Can't be true...Too horrible to imagine...Burned out my corneas...Can't be true...' It went along those lines for a long time.

And suddenly Sasuke looked straight into her eyes and she was shocked by the tears she saw there. "Make it go away...Shouldn't have touched it...Damn Tsunade-sama...She dropped it...Didn't MEAN TO LOOK!" he had been slowly getting louder until he was shouting the end.

Sakura backed away quickly and gave Kiba a confused look.

"Do YOU understand what hes rambling about?" Kiba, who also looked highly disturbed, but to a much lesser degree, nodded.

"Hokage-sama was passing bywhen she dropped that manga," he nodded towards the book on Sasuke's lap. "Sasuke was the first to investigate it and...it must have fried his brain. After he started going nuts on us I looked at it and...it's too horrifying to explain." He picked up the manga and handed it to Sakura. "See for yourself."

Sakura was afraid of what she might see and so cautiously opened to the first page; she imediately had a huge nosebleed as she saw the VERY detailed, VERY suggestive drawing of Sasuke kissing a shirtless Naruto.

And thus, Sasuke was driven mad by the discovery of yaoi doujinshi and the village was never the same (Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Tenten, and Temari began a secret fanclub devoted to said yaoi doujinshi and no sexy man in the village was ever safe again).

Owari!

I'm very sorry I haven't updated anything-this is a rare case of inspiration and if I try writing anything without said inspiration it's total crap-I'm a perfectionist-I'm so sorry!