Silver Moon (Slightly Renovated)
A Parody Of Golden Sun
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN GOLDEN SUN
Note to Jellybean33 (Along with other readers) this whole thing is long and uh has side-stories and uh there will be uh tons of side plots in this because they get to Tolbi about a week before Colosso and this will be the first day then possibly one other chapter that's also side story filled. By the way, I may have gotten some genders on reviewers wrong so forgive me for that (although in one case I'm putting the wrong gender for consideration (Fred)). Thank you all for reviewing my hard work. There will be Ivan-bashing but it was all Flints idea.
Flint: -Sees thousands of Ivan fans charging at him- Oh, sh—AHHHHHHHHH!
POP: Uh Jellybean33 you-
Flint: OMG HER NAME IS Jellybee22!
POP: ...
Flint: Sorry, high on sugar.
POP: Where's my pack of airheads?
Flint: Hehehe. -Chew-
POP: Anyways you get to be Ground but you wanted to be with Ivan, but due to circumstances you're going to be with someone equal: Garet!
Jellybee22: He's the exact opposite...
POP: Uh, about that...
Jellybean33: Mwahahaha!
POP: Huh?
Jellybee22: What?
POP: Uh, on second thought you can be with Ivan.
Jellybee22: YAY!
Jellybean33: Then WTH AM I HERE FOR?
POP: Don't ask me.
Sleet: Due to your misspelling of Jellybee22 you got a clone. One of the few mysteries of mis-written literature.
POP: Um, then he can be one of my muses for now.
Jellybean33: Yay?
Sleet: Nay.
POP: I get to write this one. Heh, I got 2 reviews and Flint got one.
Flint: Soon there will be one hundred!
POP: Hah! Yeah right!
------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter Three
Ivan's cabin
Ivan: Reason 5 and 60/100: He reads books about why he can't get Sheba to notice him...
Ivan: I guess that's true.
Tolbi
POP: I trust you all had a good time on the boat...
Garet: Yarr, I hate leavin' me beauty, but alas…
Ivan: Garet, you aren't actually a pirate.
Garen: Lies and mutiny!
Mia: I had a wonderful time! I enjoyed the cruise! -Wink-
Isaac: I had to do everything!Carrying Mia's luggage, included!
POP: Hey, nothing's perfect.
Isaac: Right, hearing this from you…
Ivan: Meanwhile, it's a week before Colloso. So what's everyone going to do?
Isaac: Uh, fishing?
Mia: Fishing with Isaac!
Ivan: -shudder-
Garet: -shudder-
POP: Uh... Train for Colloso and maybe play some Golden Sun.
Garet: Aren't we making Golden Sun right now?
POP: Yeah, my better version. Except for some parts-- -shudder-
Ivan: I'll buy some cool stuff.
Garet: I'll play football with proximity mines!
POP: -Imagines the mines getting thrown into the streets during rush hour- Cool!
Ivan: There are no cars in this game.
POP: Oh, right maybe you should go fishing with Isaac and Mia.
Garet: Okay!
JB22: Hello!
POP: Yo.
JB22: I want to train for Colloso too!
POP: Okay let's go beat up some stupid morons for practice!
JB22: Like Garet?
POP: No I've got something planned out so I can torture Isaac and Mia.
JB22: Isn't Garet going to be with them?
POP: Knowing how sly Mia is, I bet not.
JB22: Sounds like fun, whatever it is.
POP: Yes, it will be easy using the cloak ball I found.
JB22: Found..?
POP: Stole...
JB22: You can get arrested?
POP: Hey, it was sitting there on a table! Besides, I'm an expert at covering my tracks.
JB22: Okay.
JB22 Ground has joined your party.
Level 16 Matrix Djinni
Luck 34
Attack 230
Defense 180
Agility 864
POP: Cool, I'm a:
POP Flint stats
level 18 Assassin Djinni
Luck 450
Attack 820
Defense 45
Agility 346
JB22: You know, our stats greatly exceed the adepts' in every way
POP: They are pretty weak but we need them because of their psynergy, and also so that we don't have to do much work.
JB22: Agreed.
Time to torture
POP: Time to torture everyone! It's bound to be lots of fun!
JB22: Time to torture everyone! Kill them with a bad pun! Just like this one! Time to torture everyone!
Granite: Time to torture everyone! Yes even you, my son! Time to torture everyone! Until I've had my load of fun!
Quartz: Time to torture everyone! It's bound to be lots of fun!
Sap: Time to torture everyone! Kill them with a bad pun! Just like this one! Time to torture everyone!
Vine: Time to torture everyone! Yes even you, my son! Time to torture everyone! Until I've had my load of fun!
Bane: Time to torture everyone! You can't possibly run! Time to torture everyone! Jellybee22 used gravity so you're stuck with this song! Time to torture everyone! We will have tortured everyone before long! Time to torture everyone! The fight that we have begun! Time to torture everyone! Trap them under a box that weighs a ton! Time to torture everyone! Come join us and have some fun!
-The Venus Djinn Torture Song by Plague-of-Penguin.
Time to torture everyone...(It's kind of catchy, if you like torturing others)
JB22: Hey you're decent at making songs, you should make one for the Colosso tournament!
POP: I already did.
JB22: Cool.
POP: Ok. There are Isaac, Mia, and Garet.
Mia: Hey Garet, I think I left the fishing poles on the boat will you go get them!
Garet: Okay. :)
Mia: And don't come back until you find them!
Garet: Right. (I'm useful!)-Runs off-
Mia: -Takes fishing poles from behind her back- Could you be any more stupid..?
Isaac: Right, uh, let me have one of the fishing poles.
Mia: You'll have to catch me if you want one. -Runs-
Isaac: (I want to fish, dammit!) Come back here!
Mia: -On other side of the river- Over here...-- -Pushed into the water- Aah! Isaac! I can't swim!
Isaac: -Raises eyebrow- Oh, I see. -Jumps into the water that's about five feet deep at best-
JB22: Hah, and they call her a Water Adept, hahaha!
POP: My turn!
Mia: What or who pushed me in here?
Isaac: -Grabs Mia and makes it back to land.
Mia: Thank you, Isaac. -Gives Isaac a compassionate hug-
Isaac: You need to be more careful nexti-- OWWW! What the heck... -Lobster has hold of his foot- Gah! -Trips and his feet step on a knife lying on the ground (AN: A knife for fishing! Owch!)- Ow...
Mia: Are you ok?
POP: I think he caught a fish, haha!
JB22: Lets see what happens now, heh.
Isaac: Pain, agony, VENUS DJINN!
Mia: -Ply-
Isaac: How about a pure ply...
Mia: Uh, ok.
Isaac: I think I'll need an inn. -Leaves for the inn-
Garet: I found the fishing poles—Isaac! Your foot is bleeding a whole lot!
Isaac: I. Know.
Garet: Mia! How could you do that to Isaac?
Mia: Oh, that wasn't me, it was a crazy lobster, one that could quite possibly have been aided by furry elemental creatures.
Garet: Oh.
Isaac: Ugh, can we go now? -Starts hopping back-
POP: I think that was enough suffrage.
JB22: That was violent. Where did you get the knife idea?
POP: I didn't.
JB22: That's got to hurt and we didn't even get the fun of planning that!
POP: We need to get back before them, or else.
JB22: -Gravity/Matrix/Warp- Thank the lord! We just made it by a millisecond, look!
In The Tolbi Inn
POP: So did you have some fun, uh, fishing. -Djinni grin-
Mia: Yes of course, everything was fine, nobody got pushed in the water by something invisible or almost drowned or got a lobster on their foot and tripped on a knife or anything like that!
Ivan: Uh, OK... Well here's some bandages for that flesh wound, Isaac. I guess Mia will do all that medical stuff.
Mia: It would be my pleasure.
POP: You're not kidding either...
Isaac: I'm suffering from blood loss, so please...
Medical stuff
Mia: Here you go Isaac. -Bandages his chest-
Isaac: Actually… it's my foot that's hurting.
Mia: I know, hehehe.
Isaac: Good, now that my foot is bandaged I can get up...
Mia: No! Don't stand or it will start hurting again.
Isaac: As your standard hero, you can fully assume I've been stabbed, blown up, and possibly set on fire multiple times! I think I can handle it.
Mia: Just rest for a while, and I'll keep you company.
Isaac: Whatever.
Dinner
POP: I hope dinner is yummy!
Waiter: Here's your food!
Isaac: -Sees that it's lobster- DIE! DIE! DIE! -Stabs it with a Swift Sword repeatedly-
Ivan: Don't hate, Isaac, lobster is the best!
Isaac: -grumble- Mia, you don't have to feed me I can eat by myself.
Mia: But, but, but-
Ivan: Enough fuss! This calls for an Ivan is the coolest song!
Zephyr: -Hawaiian music- Ivan is the coolest! Garet is the foolest!
Gust: He can't get Sheba to notice him! What a shrim-p!
Ivan: Gust you're so dead! I'm going to cut off your head!
Kite: Ivan is a wimp in a fight! He can die from a little ant's bite!
Ivan: Kite and Gust's head will soon be over here! Stuck on a decorative spear!
Gust: Let's get the heck away! From the little boy who's a weakling every day!
Ivan: I'm actually quite strong! So I must say you're quite wrong!
Kite: No, you're wrong! You can't even make good lyrics for the song!
Ivan: I hate my djinn! When we play poker, they always win!
Zephyr: You three are all fools, I'm the one that rules
Ivan&Gust&Kite: That's it! Zephyr you're going to die now! You won't put up too good a fight! With all our combined might! Earth! Fire! Wind! Water!
Garet: Heart! CAPTAIN PLAN—Err, CAPTAIN ADEPT
-Ivan Is The Coolest song by Ivan and three dead djinns
JB22: Boring... The torture song was way better...
POP: Yeah! We are way cooler than Ivan! (Well, who isn't?)
Breeze: Ivan, about that song, how can you possibly lose at poker when you have reveal and mind read? Reveal so you can see what your opponent has. If you still if you still lose you're horrible. If you were to do things right (AN: Or wrong, heh) you could have money and uh go to a movie with Sheba and then read her mind and see if she likes you.
Ivan: So I suck at card games! We can't all be Jupiter adepts… Wait—
JB22: Moron!
Garet: Hey, we need to decide who gets which room for the night!
Innkeeper: Yeah, it's the same deal as Kalay Inn. Your two friends are already in their room.
Ivan: Here's a few thousand gold coins for everything! We are going to be here awhile.
Innkeeper: Yay! Money!
Ivan, POP, JB22's room
POP: I refuse to sleep next to another djinni! It ruins my image!
Ivan: Well then one of you will have to sleep on the floor; figure it out.
JB22: I think I know how to settle this… -wink-
POP: Oh yes, how could I forget?
Ivan: Um, you two aren't planning anything, right?
POP: Actually we passed the planning stage. You're the one that's going to sleep on the floor!
Ivan: ...I'll fight you for it!
POP: -Slams into Ivan-
Ivan: Where will I sleep..?
JB22: On the floor, and under the bed.
Ivan: With the MONSTERS!
POP: Uh, yeah. Sure Ivan.
Ivan: -Gets pulled under the bed by something- Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
JB22: Enjoy your stay. -Holds down Ivan with gravity-
Ivan: It has me!
POP: Ivan, there's nothing under there... You pulled yourself under there because of your strong imagination!
Ivan: It's dark in here!
JB22: I'm going to sleep, turn off the lights in twenty minutes.
POP: Deal! -Starts to read 15 Not-short Not-simple but to the Point Ways to Torture Ivan-
Ivan: I don't think I like the sound of that...
POP: You fulfilled part of way number one! 'Make sure he doesn't like the sound of the book'.
JB22: Who would write that?
POP: Fever.
Ivan: Figures...
Isaac and Mia's room
Mia: Isaac, there are people watching us!
Isaac: What? Where? -Summons Judgment-
Readers: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mia: -Sigh- Now Judgment is watching us!
Isaac: -Unleashes Bane-
Judgement: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mia: -Sigh- Now Bane is watching us!
Isaac: -Ragnarok-
Bane: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mia: -Sigh- They're watching us again!
Isaac: -Gaia-
Readers: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Garet's room
Garet: -Snore- Hey, the bunnies are back! No, I'm not insulting you? Hey! You can't arrest me! You'll have to fight me! -Snore- I give up!
Garet's dream in Garet's room
Bunny leader: Tell me, what did this man do?
Anonymous Bunny 1: He fed my mom to his pet djinni!
Anonymous Bunny 2: He burned my house down!
Anonymous Bunny 3: He ate my children!
Garet: It was all a mistake I--I-
All the Bunnies: Crucify him! Crucify him!
Bunny leader: Yay, my favorite part!
Garet: -Snore- No stay away! Aaah! -Snore-
Garet: -Put on a cross between thief one and two from Vault-
Theif 1: Oh, you too?
Theif 2: Shut up. We are all going to die.
Theif 1: Yes, I know.
Garet: Uh... Hey guys!
Morning
POP: I had a good rest.
Garet: Um. Rabbits crucified me.
Fred the Mutant Pickle: Sounds like a dream come true for me:)
Isaac: Who the heck are you!
FTMP: Um...
POP: An author who seems to have a story of the same name...
Ivan: A plagiarist! Slay that man!
POP: No, you don't understand. He never saw this fan-fiction when he made the name.
Isaac: That's because everyone thinks your fan-fiction is horrible and never noticed it.
JB22: But this chapter is the best because I'm in it!
Mia: These dramatic events happen so suddenly!
FTMP: I want to come with you guys!
POP&JB22: But the number of reviews will go down!
FTMP: Well, I'm coming anyway.
Garet: Err... Okay!
FTMP Kite has joined the party.
Level 19 Mutant Djinni
Luck: 1
Attack: 346
Defense 879
Agility 140
Garet: Mmmm. Chicken... -Moves toward djinni-
FTMP: No! Stay away!
Garet: So hungry...
POP: Shut up. -Knocks Garet out-
Mia: I like waffles!
Ivan: Mia, you shouldn't take Garet's lines.
Breakfast; aka Garet's evil plan of cutting off djinn tails! Part 1
FTMP: You call this breakfast? I should sue you... -Glares at cook-
JB22: You know, this was free...
FTMP: Oh yeah!
POP: Hey guys, what's cookin'?
FTMP: My tail... Garet is making soup with it! -Indicates where his tail was chopped off-
Garet: On second thought, it would make a good hot dog... -Deep thought-
Ivan: Eh?
Garet: This should work nicely... -Sets up a trap much like one used to trap bunnies and puts a cookie in it-
POP: Mmm! I sense a cookie...
JB22: Mmm! Yummy, fresh, sugary cookie...
FTMP: No don't go! It's a tr- -Garet covers FTMP's mouth and takes him to a secret room where he is bound and gagged-
Isaac: What's up with him...
POP: MINE!
JB22: MINE!
POP: -Fights for cookie-
JB22: Let's just split it...
POP: Okay, but we are stuck in a cage now.
JB22: What the..?
Garet: Mwahahahaha!
POP: What do you want with us, evil being?
Garet: I just desire you and your friends' scrumptious tails...
JB22: Did you hear that? He said friends'!
Garet: Mwahahahaha!
Isaac and Mia play the Tolbi springs game; aka the conspiracy begins
Mia: Isaac, could you win me a prize please?
Isaac: Right after this guy...
Guy: -Throws coin in so it spins and two turtles end up pushing it outside- Damn.
Isaac: Are you an idiot?-Throws lucky medal right in the middle easily- I don't see how it's so hard?
Mia: Watch out Isaac!
Isaac: -Dodges out of the way as a dragon head comes out at full speed-
Guy: -On cell-phone- Yessir we have an emergency number 346!
Isaac: I wonder why it did that?
Mia: Oh well! I got this cute little coat!
Isaac: This is pretty strange... So the conspiracy begins...
Ivan goes shopping; aka Ivan gets kicked out of a lot of stores
Maul-mart
Ivan: Look lady, I don't care if it's old peoples' happy hour! That moron stole my sword!
Lady: Sir, calm down.
Ivan: ...Do you ever say anything else?
Lady: Sir, calm down.
Ivan: -Takes his sword back from old man and knocks him over- Serves you right.
Ye olde man: You little whippersnapper! -Pokes Ivan with cane until he runs out of the store-
Ivan: Grrrr...
Lunch; aka Garet's evil plan of cutting off djinn tails. Part 2
Garet: Mwahahahaha! Whose tail is for lunch?
POP: Uh... Mine.
JB22: Mine too!
Garet: -Takes them out of cage and ties them to a cutting board- (Strange, they are so eager?)
POP: -Takes out a fake cigarette- May I have a match?
Garet: Yeah, sure, whatever. -Gives POP a lit match-
POP: -Talking while secretly burning through the ropes- So... How was the last tail you ate?
Garet: It was simply marvelous and tasty.
FTMP: Hmph... Well that wasn't very nice!
POP: -Passes match to JB22- So purple tails are good, huh?
Garet: Yes, but I like brown ones the best...
JB22: (That's not good! I better hurry up!) Well then. Can you list the name of all the brown tails you have eaten?
Garet: Vine and Sap's tails...
JB22: -Whispers- Now.
POP: Got it!
JB22: -Uses gravity on Garet and runs through a random door- Let's go!
POP: Onward!
Speakerphone: Escapees somewhere in the building! ALERT! Be on the lookout for two Venus Djinns!
POP: Uh oh—there are two guards! Man, this place is like a prison.
Guards: Let's get those punks!
JB22: -About to get slashed by two swords, does the matrix and kicks both guards off a ledge. (AN: I wont explain how they are in this complex situation)-
POP: C'mon, let's get out of here!
Isaac and Mia play the lottery game; aka the conspiracy commences
Game owner: Let me have your game tickets, please.
Isaac: Never!
Game owner: But you must or we will never have samples of your fingerprints—Oops! I mean you don't get to play the game!
Mia: I think she knows something we don't.
Game owner: So what if I do?
Isaac: ...
Mia: Isaac there's something strange going on, there are two men blocking the way out!
Isaac: Let us out!
Guards: I don't think so.
Mia: You'll wish that you never said that!
Guards: -They grab Mia-
Mia: Isaac!
Isaac: Don't worry! I won you the extra smooth coat.
Guards: -Mia slips from their grasp- Darn.
Isaac: -Slashes at both the guards-
Guard 1: -Dodges but gets poked by Isaac and dies-
Guard 2: -In many pieces-
Isaac: C'mon Mia, let's get out of here!
Mia&Isaac: -Leave lottery game shop-
Game owner: -On cell-phone- Emergency 652! Did you get the camera working in the slot machine?
Voice: No, I did not.
Ivan goes shopping; aka Ivan gets kicked out of a lot of stores (again)
Bookstore
Ivan: Yay, a bookstore.
Ivan: Hmm... Lets see, Ivaaaan-no Ivaaan-no Ivaan-is this some kind of sick joke? Oh, here we go; Ivan. -Sees three books- Ivan the terrible? Ivan the great? Gee, and to think they were right by each other. Ah-ha this must be it. Ivan, the shrimp who nobody likes--what the he- Hey that's mean! I'll sue!
Manager: Sir, you are annoying everyone in the store, you must leave now!
Ivan: Ha! But I'll sue you!
Manager: I'll tell you what; if you keep this quiet I'll let you get one free book.
Ivan: But I'm getting two books?
Manager: ONE BOOK.
Ivan: Fine. Fine. Fine.
Manager: Oh, and that book isn't about you.
Ivan: Really?
Manager: Of course not! It's about some weirdo kid in some game.
Ivan: ...
Manager: You're ...-ing way to loud, I must ask you to leave.
Ivan: ... -Gets thrown out-
Dinner; aka Garet's evil plan of cutting off djinn tails. Part 3
JB22: Ok, we're lost now. How do we get out?
POP: Easy, follow the white line on the ground that says "This way to exit".
JB22: Well that helps...
POP: Yeah.
JB22: Here we are! I bet it's right through this door.
POP: -Walks in then quickly out- ...
JB22: What's wrong?
POP: That's the bathroom, stupid.
JB22: Oh...
POP: Let's go through the door with a big sign with a flashing "EXIT" above it.
JB22: Sounds like a plan! -Both walk through-
Garet: Mwahahahaha! You will have to beat me to get past here, hahaha!
POP: Oh crud.
Garet appeared!
Garet: Just like that?
Yes.
JB22: -Uses outsmart technique- Hey Garet, did you know that if you punch yourself in the face really hard we will automatically lose?
Garet: No! -Punches self twice- Owww... -Falls-
Garet has fallen.
Garet: Just like that?
Yes.
POP: Yeah, we win! -Unties FTMP-
FTMP: I'm alive!
JB22: Why did he punch himself twice?
FTMP: I gave him my special ability to attack twice.
POP: Nice idea.
JB22: I'm hungry.
FTMP: Okay, dinner is on me.
POP: Yay!
Isaac and Mia play the dice game; aka the conspiracy uncovered
Game owner: Here, play the dice game! It's very fun.
Isaac: I doubt it.
Mia: -Rolls dice- I don't get how this is fun?
Isaac: -Pushes Mia out of the way when a dart comes shooting out of the dice table-
Mia: Whoa, Isaac, this isn't a good time-
Isaac: You were almost hit by a dart.
Mia: Oh, ok.
Voice coming from dice: Commander! They survived the dice game as well.
Other voice coming from dice: WHAT!
VCFD: Keep your voice down or they will hear us.
OVCFD: This is terrible. Lets hope they don't find out we have microphones stuck in the dice.
VCFD: And that it's weighted so you can't win, or the fact that we have a secret entrance in the closet of the game shop.
Isaac: Let's go to their secret base using the closet.
Mia: A secret base! Awesome! -Both go in closet andare warpednext totwo people-
Armos: Ahhhh! They found us!
Mia: Yeah, we did.
Isaac: Who are you anyways?
Armos: I am ArmosD49.
Mia: So! You're behind all this!
Armos: No, I'm the assistant of the man rightnext to me.
Isaac: Who is this man? He better say his name!Right now!
Man: Welcome, I am... Hadri. Now I shall set my pack of squirrelfangs on you!
Mia: -Freezes squirrelfangs- Wait, don't we get some kind of prize or reward for finding your secret base of operations?
Hadri: Fine! You get to play on Jeopardy! Hosted by me! For no particular reason! Tomorrow!
Isaac: Yay!
Ivan goes shopping; aka Ivan gets kicked out of a lot of stores (One more time)
Mentally-inefficient-mart
Ivan: Can anyone tell me where the swords are located?
Employee: The bananas are on aisle 13.
Ivan: No, I'm looking for swords... And what aisle 13? It stops at 10.
Employee: No, you are looking for bananas! Aisle 13 is hidden on the end. Someone just liked the number five better so a 5 was put there.
Ivan: Thank you. (I want a sword, but I would like a banana too, I guess)
Ivan: Whoa! This aisle has tons of swords! -Buys swords-
Manager: Hello there, I see that you are shorter than store regulations allow...
Ivan: You're not going to kick me out, right?
Person: Yeah, I am. -Literally kicks Ivan out-
Ivan: I hate that place!
After dinner and stuff
Isaac: Hey everyone, we are playing Jeopardy tomorrow for no exact reason, so sleep well!
JB22, POP, FTMP, and Ivan's room
POP: More debating...
FTMP: Don't worry, I'm insignificant. -Goes under other bed opposite of one Ivan is under-
JB22: Wow, that's a relief.
Isaac and Mia's room
Isaac: -Asleep-
Mia: -Asleep- (AN: Wow, that was unexpected)
Garet's room
Garet: -Snore- You guys will be cheering for me? Thanks pink bunnies of doom! -Snore-
Morning, after breakfast and starting Jeopardy
Hadri: Good, you're all here. Let me introduce the teams: The Tornado-makers (Cool name!); FTMP and Ivan. The l33t Djinn; POP and JB22. The Mudshippers; Isaac and Mia. The Morons; Garet and some random guy we pulled from the street.
Random Guy: Why am I here? Why am I on the bad team?
Hadri: The categories are: 'Ways to trick Garet', 'Ways to die', 'Nintendo games', 'Where were you on August 5th at 5:00?'. Morons go first.
Random Guy: Uh, I guess we'll take 'Ways to die' for 400.
Hadri: I'm lying on the ground with holes all over my body.
Mia: -Beeps in- What is being shot?
Hadri: Correct! Mudshippers Gain 400 points!
Garet: Isn't it our turn?
Hadri: -Sigh- I don't get the rules that much myself.
Random Guy?
Hadri: Okay, Mudshippers, pick a category.
Isaac: 'Ways to trick Garet' for 200.
Hadri: What's the best way to trick Garet?
Garet: -Beeps in- Give him a chocolate chip cookie and say it's peanut-butter?
Hadri: No? What the heck are you thinking? Morons lose 200 points.
Random Guy: Why did I have to be on a team with this imbecile...
POP: -Djinn language- Afnskgerugehe? (What the heck happened to my translators!)
Hadri: I'm sorry but that's wrong. L33t Djinns lose 200 points.
JB22: Efwerhlvgde rgbi!
POP: Ferogtrihrtgtriotrno.
JB22: Gn5r5pb, sdlvs jeku76kgdnu!
POP: Htgskuf.
Hadri: No swearing, please.
Isaac: -Beeps in- Tell him he's smart?
Hadri: Excellent answer! Correct! Mudshippers gain 200 points!
Ivan: -Repeatedly pressing the beeping button- I think ours is broken...
Hadri: The scores are: Tornadomakers: 0, Mudshippers: 400, L33t Djinn: -200, and the Morons: -200. L33t Djinn, you're up!
JB22: Bwejker 'Etrn Dkhr Vorkyt 500'.
Hadri: Where were you on August 5th at 5:00?
Garet: I was at home, reading.
Isaac: Garet, you don't know how to read.
Hadri: Good point, Morons lose 500 points.
Ivan: -Yells in beeping sound- Healing the Tret tr-
FTMP: --Gebjvgker, beugtr iltrnherfhyds!
Hadri: Wrong, Tornado-makers lose 500 points. But we are running out of time so lets get to the special event where you write down the answer to a question. Then you place bets up to as many points as you have! The scores are as follows: Tornado-makers: -500, Morons: -700, Mudshippers: 400, L33t Djinn: -200.
Hadri: Who is the main character/hero in Golden Sun? Think carefully and then write down your answers.
Everyone: -Writes-
Hadri: Okay, let me see. Tornado-makers first; their answer is pickles? Which is wrong. Their bet is 0, uh.. Well okay then. Stuck with –500.
Hadri: Mudshippers wrote down Isaac, which is right. They betted 400, that brings them up to 800.
Mia: Yes! We're going to win!
Isaac: Win what?
Hadri: Nothing. The Morons guessed Chrono, which is wrong... They betted "From Chrono Trigger". I'll just ignore that team; they are stuck with –700.
Hadri: Now, the last is the L33t Djinn who wrote down: All your bases are belong to us, that's wrong. They betted uh... WOW!
Mia: What?
Hadri: They betted -30,000,000 points! Which brings them up to a score of; 29,999,800! GENIUS, MAGNIFICENT! Spectacular! The L33t Djinn win the game with a score of 29,999,800!
POP: YAY!
JB22: YAY! The translators work now!
To be continued, chapter four (Which is actually GOING to come)
Flint: Read and Review, PLEASE!
POP: Really.
JB33: You can't get better than this chapter!
POP: See you next time!