The Fox Wars

Disclaimer: I don't own Foxtrot, Bill Amend does, don't sue please.

Chapter One

The War Begins

14-Year old Paige fox was laying outside Enjoying the last few days of spring break. By being unconscious, of course. As she slept, she was dreaming about the upcoming dance at high school, wondering who she would go with, and wondering how many times Morton Goldthwait would ask her. She heard a snapping sound beside her. Immediately, she woke up. She looked up in time to see 7 large, brightly colored water balloons flying towards her. KAPLOOSH. She was soaked.

"Jason!" she yelled.

"You called?" Said Jason, poking his head down from the branches of a tree.

"I'll get you, you little twerp!"

"You and what army? By the way, you were mumbling something like "No Morton, I don't want to go to the dance with you." Said Jason in a mocking high pitched voice. "What was that supposed to mean… Oops."

While Jason had been talking, Paige had grabbed the hose. Jason was hit in the face with a blast of water.

"There!" Said Paige. "The score's tied!"

"Not for long!" Replied Jason.

"Oh yeah, why not?"

"Here's why not!" Came a voice from behind Paige. She whirled around to see Marcus, Jason's best friend, holding two paintball guns. He fired at Paige repeatedly with one and tossed the other to Jason, who had jumped down from the tree. Paige, splattered with paint, took refuge under the lawn chair she had been relaxing in minutes ago. Jason and Marcus ran to their tree house, which had been newly repaired from when Jason's dad had decided to "Climb up and have a closer look".

"Thanks," said Jason.

"No problem," said Marcus.

Down below, Paige had finally realized she wasn't under attack anymore, so she fled inside.

"Awww," whined Jason, Paige is going inside! She's not gonna fight!

"Darn it," said Marcus. "We're not gonna have an exciting day after all."

Neither of them realized how wrong they were.

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