Chapter 8

OC face off

As expected I didn't get as many reviews as I would have liked. I suppose it can't be helped when I post two chapters right after each other. Remember guys next chapter the reviewers come in. Mister Frodo, Clark Cradic, Isaac Malot, Val of clan Valkyre, Cpt.ShaneSchofield, and The One True Koneko if she reviews again within the next week (honestly I don't know what happened 2 her) so if you 4 some reason DON'T want to be in the next chapter, tell me in your review. If you have reviewed once or twice, don't get ticked. All you have to do is review constantly so that u can be put in me NEXT red vs blue fic. Also on a side note, I am the only person in fan fiction with 3 RvB fics………I AM THE KING OF RvB! MWUHAHAHAHAH

Val of clan Valkyre: Morrowind is the game right b4 oblivion right? I'm not sure how you can kill people with lock pics….maybe stuff them down someone's throat at night? Anyways, yah, it is rare for me to post on the EXACT day I say I will, but this is an exception to that rule……and one of these days I will have a 9 tailed fox parody but, it will probably be brief like my Batosai joke last chapter.

Cpt.ShaneSchofield, ok I guess you are the real captain…….. good ole flame throwers and dynamite never let you down. The flash back to last story was my savoir. I needed something funny to happen with Church's sniper rifle aim, and I needed an excuse so that purple fanatic could get away (my previous excuse wasn't funny, and we can't have that now can we) and, I think, you should stop burning the fake captains corpse….I mean that seems like overkill….hey r u listening 2 me.

Exploringtheheart: If it wasn't for pointless, sword moves, flips, doges, falls, and stand offs, what would movies be like today! The Matrix wouldn't exist! WOULDN'T EXIST!...I seem a bit insane this morning. I guess that is what happens when you right 2 chapters within a 2 day time frame, I don't know how the Naruto fic writers do it.

Final Fantasy Mech Eater: Why a sponge? I much prefer a flame thrower. Or just various sharp implements. And Mangor doesn't ALWAYS have to kill people while yelling heretic. 99 of the time is good enough…and no I don't play custom edit.

In the shadowy lands in which battles were once thought, a great battle between man and beast will slowly form. Long since the battle of marines shook the earth itself, two great forces prepare to collide.

Bobo: "ROAWR (translation, FOOD)"

The pink armored hero slowly turned to the bear.

Karin: "YOUR SO FLUFFY!"

Bobo realized that he could not eat something that would constantly hug him, so he did the smart thing and ran away from Karin as fast as he could to find different food.

Karin: "How odd, a giant bear attacking me could only mean the author has started a new story. It does make sense his seven chapters were over a chapter ago so this must be the first chapter of the new story."

Karin turned her attention to a shadowy figure behind her.

Purple Fanatic: "Karin, I need your help."

(-queue suspenseful music-)

While in blood gulch a battle of epic proportion was about to take place. However the author is lazy and has decided to forgo the long, tedious explanation.

Mangor pulled out a beam sword and an I-pod.

The Marine pulled out a beam rifle and a black berry.

The I-pod started playing typical anime action music.

Mangor: "DIE HERETIC! KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!"

Marine 2: "WHAT! The author used the actual Japanese name! This is bad, there's no telling what else this guy can do."

Marine 2 quickly shot the Mangor clones. All of which disappear. It was then that the Marine noticed that there was another shadow other than his on top of him.

Mangor: "I HAVE YOU!"

The marine blocked with his beam rifle.

Mangor: "How can you block with a sniper rifle!"

Marine 2: "I, Don't, Know."

Mangor leapt back a few feet.

Mangor: "How is it that you knew I was above you."

Marine 2: "Elementary my dear Watson. Since you are playing anime music, and whenever anime Samurai disappear they are above their enemy, I knew that you were in fact above me. Not only that but I saw your shadow….and you yelled I HAVE YOU! so that even if I didn't notice I would have known where you were."

The marine looked up to see that Mangor had used his long, pointless explanation to change locations.

Marine 2: "This is going to be hard…"

While, very close to them there was another battle going on.

Reignor: "DARLMON! You can not possibly defeat me! The authors least favorite, and least mentioned OC!"

Darlmon circled the enemy wraith in his banshee.

Darlmon: "You were supposedly exiled for your sick experiments! Why did the prophets give you a ship!"

Reignor: "Do you not see you fool? The prophets ENCOURAGED my sick experiments!"

Darlmon: "The prophets! NEVER!"

The author would like to take this time to show you the award winning book, How to change covenant species, by Reignor.

To change Jackles into brutes, destroy their energy shield, stuff them with about a million steroids, and transplant actual muscles into their arms.

To changes Brutes into Jackles, leave said brute in the sun for about a month without feeding it. Then inject twelve pints of caffeine directly into the brutes blood stream. If it somehow lives, give it an energy shield and it will be a Jackle.

There are many more examples of this, but for now we are going to leave it at that.

Reignor: "My experiments can turn even the most worthless grunt into a strong warrior! DON'T YOU SEE DARLMON! YOU AND I ARE THE SAME! WE ARE BOTH JUST TRYING TO HELP THE PROPHETS!"

Darlmon: "Your voice is beginning to vex me."

Darlmon's banshee flew directly at Reignor's wraith, dodging plasma as it went. At the last second Darlmon's banshee switched direction and flew into the wraiths attack.

Reignor: "HA HA I GOT YOU!"

Darlmon's body flew out of the explosion and onto the wraith.

Reignor: "What! He purposely let me hit his banshee so he could use the explosion to throw himself onto my wraith?"

Darlmon: "Um….yah I did. Why are you talking to yourself?"

Reignor desperately tried to shake Darlmon off, but Darlmon started repeatedly hitting Reignor with his fist.

Reignor punched Darlmon who fell in front of the Wraith.

Reignor: "MWUAHAHAH! NOW I HAVE YOU!"

Reignor's wraith started to charge Darlmon, but ran over the pieces of Darlmon's banshee, which weren't actually dead, just at low enough damage to blow up any second.

Reignor: "No way, the author couldn't kill me off….I'M AN IMPORTANT CHARACTER DA-"

The Banshee remnants blew up and so did the wraith.

Darlmon: "That is why they call me…actually I don't know what they call me. But now you know why I am the covenants best captain."

Random Brute: "What does this have to do with being a captain?"

Darlmon shot the brute.

Darlmon: "THAT'S FOR NOT LETTING ME HAVE MY MOMENT!"

Tex, Church, and Tucker arrived in the back of blue base.

Tucker: "Doc! Church is bleeding!"

Doc: "I'll help him right away."

Tucker: "NO! I want you to get my camera. Pictures of him crying over a bullet to the knee cap would make great black mail. I mean, the knee cap doesn't hurt that much."

Doc: "…………….I think I'm beginning to see what drove Church crazy around here."

Church: "I'M NOT CRAZY!"

Caboose: "HI CHURCH! It's been a while. Where have you been? Did you have fun?"

Church: "Caboose I was shot in the leg. HOW IS THAT FUN!"

Caboose: "There, there Church. Don't cry. Were the other kids mean to you again?"

Church: "…I hate you so much."

While back at the battle everyone is waiting for….

Mangor tried to hit Marine 2, who easily dodged and stuck a plasma grenade onto Mangor's armor.

Mangor jumped back and threw the piece of armor off as the Marine fired his beam rifle.

There was a blue explosion, and Mangor was thrown back several feet.

Mangor: "No way, as I was throwing off the armor with a plasma grenade on it, you shot the part of the armor with the plasma grenade, so that as I threw the armor, the plasma grenade just fell down behind me."

Marine 2: "Yes. The author blessed me with his aim."

Mangor: "But that doesn't explain how you could dodge my attack."

Marine 2: "This black berry lets me read your thoughts. I can predict your movements in that way."

Mangor leapt behind a rock and got an overshield.

The marine ran forward, and tossed his rifle, and Mangor's beam sword into the air.

Then they started doing pointless kun-fu moves until the marine pushed Mangor back.

Just then the beam rifle fell into the Marine's hands, and the Marine shot Mangor.

Mangor ignored the pain and charged at the Marine, with his bear hands. The marine however did a series of cool (and pointless) Matrix flips, while throwing grenades onto Mangor.

Mangor, like before threw the grenades off, and the Marine send three shots through the air.

There was an explosion….

A FRAG grenade explosion.

The plasma grenades were knocked in separate directions and exploded away from Mangor.

Marine 2: "I don't understand. I didn't throw a frag grenade."

Mangor: "I pulled the pin out right before you stuck me. So the explosion would knock away the plasma grenades."

Marine 2: "But, the black berry didn't' tell me that would happen."

Mangor: "Now your getting it."

Marine 2: "You mean to say that you were fighting based on randomness!"

Mangor: "Exactly, there was no thought process going through my head."

Marine 2: "What kind of person could pull a stunt like that without thinking."

Mangor smiled evilly.

Mangor: "Hey you know what's funny? The entire time we were fighting, surrounded by flood, elites, and brutes. No one else attacked us." Mangor switched the I-pod's anime music with funny music.

As the somewhat comedic music started to play, several flood attached themselves to Marine 2, who ran around in circles trying to get them off.

Mangor grabbed his beam sword and turned on the anime music once again as he cut through the Marine's beam rifle.

Marine: "How come the beam rifle blocked the first time but was cut in half this time?"

Mangor: "I haven't a clue."

While somewhere else……..

Karin brought her hammer down against the fanatic shield.

Purple fanatic parried the attack, and elbowed Karin.

Karin fell and did something that resembled a break dancing move to knock down purple fanatic.

Karin: "Hey why are we fighting?"

Purple Fanatic: "I don't know. Maybe its because this chapter is an OC show down."

Karin: "Well that's stupid."

Purple Fanatic: "I suppose it is. So do you want to help or not?"

Karin: "Sure. I'll help."

And back in red base….

Simmons: "SIR! We should abandon base sir!"

Sarge: "Why? We have them at bay."

Simmons: "No we don't."

The red team was out of ammo, and surrounded by flood parasite.

Donut: "Come on sir. Let's get out of here."

Sarge: "Well we listened to Simmons last time."

Simmons: "NO YOU DIDN'T!"

Sarge: "So I suppose this time I should listen to you. Great plan Donut. Lets get the hell out of here."

Red team ran over the flood parasites and through the giant battle field to reach blue base.

Griff: "Wow I never thought Sarge would retreat."

O'Malley: "SHUT UP YOU FOOL! Can't you see I am trying to enjoy the show."

Flood zombies were killing elites, elites were killing brutes, brutes were killing flood and vice versa.

Above blood gulch the three ships were engaged in combat.

Darlmon ran into the bridge.

Darlmon: "Status report."

Elite: "Sir, we have the brute ship on the ropes, but it would seem that the flood ship is besting us."

Darlmon: "We can't let the flood get away. First step, destroy the brute's ship. Rotate the ship 180 degrees!"

The redemption (elite ship) spun around so it's top was facing the condemnation.

Darlmon: "FIRE THE RIDDICULASLY BIG LASERS!"

Several beams came out of the redemption, went through the condemnation, and hit red base, wiping out most of the flood there.

The brute ship crashed into red base (good thing Sarge, Donut, and Simmons got out)

Elite: "Sir. We wasted most of our energy on that. We can't destroy the flood ship."

Darlmon: "Yes we can. Everyone evacuate the ship!"

Elite: "What!"

Darlmon: "That's an order. Get out of here."

People started running out but Elite stayed.

Elite: "Your planning to ram it."

Darlmon: "Correct."

Elite: "I see." The elite hit Darlmon over the head.

Darlmon: "WHAT WAS THAT FOR!"

Elite: "I was trying to knock you unconscious."

Darlmon: "Oh." The elite his Darlmon AGAIN, and Darlmon fell to the ground.

Elite: "You, generic hunter number 265, get him out of here."

Elite took controls of the ship and sad music started playing.

Elite: "Although no one acknowledges it, I am an OC! Elite is my name! I have been here since chapter one!"

The sad music continues playing.

Elite: "This is my last service to my captain. Long live Darlmon, Long live,"

Random Brute: "JUST SHUT UP AND CRASH ALREADY!"

Elite: "Fine."

There was a split second pause, and the two remaining ships crashed into each other

O'Malley: "This is turning out better than I thought. All I have to do is wait for these guys to kill each other. Then I come down and finish the winner off."

Marine 2 and Mangor in the mean time, were both worn out and exhausted.

Marine 2 grabbed a plasma pistol from a random grunt.

Marine 2: "I can use the Black Berry to put all of the weapons energy into one blast!"

Mangor: "I can use the dramatic music, to make my beam sword's energy all be used in one hit."

Marine 2 charged up his plasma pistol.

Marine 2: "YOU THERE RANDOM GRUNT!"

Grunt: "Huh me?"

Marine 2: "I need you to help me. Contain the chakra…I mean plasma in a thin layer."

Grunt: "MY HANDS WILL GET BURNED!"

Marine 2: "JUST DO IT!...Now I must concentrate. Make the plasma rotate randomly and…."

Mangor charged at the marine.

Marine 2: "NOW!"

Mangor: "CHIDORI!"

Marine 2: "RASEGAN!"

KKKKKAAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

Caboose: "Sorry I sneezed."

The actual explosion was something along the lines of...boom……..

Marine 2 coughed up blood.

Marine 2: "It looks like I'm through."

Mangor slowly walked over to the Marine."

Mangor: "You fought well but I win."

Marine 2 held out the bloody black berry.

Marine 2: "Here use this."

Mangor: "What?"

Marine 2: "These devices were made by the author."

Mangor: "The author?"

Marine 2: "In this world, the author controls everything. The prophets, are a lie. They are nothing."

Mangor: "That can't be true!"

Marine 2: "Yes it is….take it. Use it to read the prophets minds. It's true."

FLASHBACKIFY

Marine 2: "Hey Marine!"

Marine: "Yah?"

Marine 2: "We're going on Delta Halo today! Isn't that awesome brother!"

OTHERFLASHBACK

Marine 2: "Oh great Prophet of Regret, I wish to atone for my- NOW MASTER CHIEF!"

The master Chief jumped out from behind a pillar and started punching the Prophet repeatedly.

OTHERFLASHBACKIFY

The brute ran into marine 2.

Marine 2, stepped back.

The brute charged the marine again.

The master chief, shot the brute in the back.

Master Chief: "What kind of marine can live two hits from a Brute?"

A brute charged master Chief from behind.

The master Chief turned around, and just as the brute was about to strike, two beam rifle shots went through its skull.

Marine 2: "THAT WAS ME!"

Master Chief: "And those five were me."

Marine 2: "And those TEN were mine."

Master Chief: "Wow."

A flying duel wielding elite flew behind marine 2, who dodged the plasma and landed a head shot in on the elite.

UNFLASHBACKIFY

Marine 2: "The author based me on a Marine that was kick but in Halo 2 campaign. A marine who actually was good. My real name is, El Matadora."

Mangor: "Wait, you were with the master chief in the covenant ship above Delta halo? Then how did you get to the other human ship?"

El Matadora: "Let's see if the author thought of an excuse for that…"

FLASHBACKIFY

Marine 2: "SIR! Let me help you SIR!"

Master Chief: "No Marine. You have to go down to the surface. The author needs you in his fic."

Master Chief closed the escape pod door.

Marine 2: "NO LET ME HELP YOU SIR!"

Cortana: "HEY! WE ARE SUPPOSE TO HAVE AN EMOTINAL GOOD BYE! NOT YOU!"

Marine 2: "oh…"

UNFLASHBACKIFY

El Matador: "I came out here despite knowing the authors intention…for me to die and to show you the truth."

Dramatic music started playing as the great Marine collapsed.

O'Malley: "This is perfect. NOW MY FANATICS! ATTACK!"

Griff: "Wow what a perfect cliff hanger, I think every OC had a fight this chapter."

Meanwhile………..

Bobo and E-bay Johnson stared each other down…. Ready for the other to make a false move.

Then Bobo got bored and ate E-bay Johnson.

Yah, not as funny as it could have been…..Be ready 4 next chapter every1. It will be up in about a week. In the meantime, I need to go use this three day weekend to play a ridiculous and somewhat unhealthy amount of video games.