Chapter 11

Oreos OCs and normality

HI EVERYBODY!...this is when you say, HELLO DOCTOR NICK!.. fine be that way….I took my own advice for finals and got 4 A-s and one B- (Latin). DAMN YOU LATIN DAMN YOU! Anyways, if you're a Naruto fan, go to Newgrounds, find the Naruto section, and watch ultimate Naruto fanflash 1-4. Trust me its funny….anyways It is summer and in 2 weeks I will be off 2 camp. I may right another 1 shot Naruto fic in that time but I won't be writing RvB for another month and a half, in that time I would like to do what I did in the end of revenge of the robots. If you have a hilarious RvB idea that you want me to write or some odd reason, then feel free to recommend it……….yah anyways onto the last chapter.

Drew829: I wonder how its physically possible for someone to laugh their ass off more than once…..whatever random thought. Anyways, glad my pointless chapter could be of help, which is odd because my bet was that it would be too busy distracting people from finals to help them. Weird. Anyways I am honored that you would include me in your fic. (Join Duo Jagan's evil army, and YOU can be sincere to!)…..its been a while since I advertised my army. I don't want people 2 forget.

Isaac Malott: Yah you have to join, then type a story, upload it in your documents manager, agree to the terms of service, and create a new story. Then you have to threaten reviewers so you get reviews, then threaten a political or religious figure to make more people review, and from there try to make every review a follower of your evil army of L33Tness……and yah, we all hate finals. And Latin. We all loathe Latin. Stupid dead language…

Clark Cradic: Why does it seem that every review is out of school before me? I feel rather unlucky. Oh well that means my summer will end later! In a few months I will be considered the lucky one!...don't tell me it doesn't work that way I want to live in denial.

Searge: Is the E suppose to be there or is it a typo? Whatever, glad to have another minion…I mean follower….I mean reviewer….yah…that's it. The last one. Reviewer. I am GLAD to have another reviewer! (Join Duo Jagan's evil army and YOU can have reviewers!)

The Keeper of Truth: Really? I mean its one thing to not study for a repetitive math lesson and get an A, but for finals? That's impressive. At any rate, Bobo is an important man eating teddy bear of doom and he is a permanent OC who will be here until the end of time, or when I die from laughing evilly too long and end up dieing due to a lack of oxygen….but until that day comes expect Bobo to appear in many chapters.

Val of clan Valkyre: .2 cents is still WAY too expensive. A grunts life is worth the amount of bullets it takes to kill him. One shot from a plasma pistol…and a plasma pistol is worth 1 cent, so if you use 1 hundredth of its ammo to shoot…that means a grunt should be worth .01 cents. And its easy to distract Caboose. Just tell him the rock had to go home and he will believe you. Even if the rock is right in front of him.

Last time On Red vs Blue

Griff: "AHHHH! THIS IS SO CONFUSING!"

Um….what the hell?

Church: "Remember? We did a short chapter about the pains of finals."

Right…well the time before last time on Red vs blue……….

AbunchofrandomstuffhappenedandlotsofthingswentBOOMandanarmyofreviewerscameinandwasallkickassonIwilltakeovertheworldfloodandfanaticsoO'malleymadethemgobyebyeanditwasalllikenooooobutthenthechapterendedandeverythingwentbyebye.

If you read through that, and see the somewhat obvious hidden message…..then your attention span is too long.

Now, abandoning the flashback….that looks like it was typed up by a sugar hi 2 year old, lets get back to the story.

O'Malley gritted his teeth…well rather he gritted Griff's teeth. Karin held his ultimate weapon, and it seemed as though nothing could stop her.

Karin: "It's over Griff! Your reign of terror ends here."

O'Malley: "GRIFF'S REIGN OF TERROR! WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO! I DESERVE ALL OF THE CREDIT!"

Karin: "So Griff was forced to do this against his will!"

O'Malley laughed evilly.

Mangor's I-pod suddenly started playing sad music.

O'Malley: "You still do not get it! HE CHOSE To let me take over!"

Karin: "NO! Griff's not evil! He may be lazy, stupid, and inconsiderate, but not evil."

O'Malley: "You have no idea the horrors he had to undertake. Constantly fearing for his life as his superior officer tried to kill him, always being looked down on, being excluded and shunned!"

Mangor: "Why is this thing playing sad music?"

O'Malley: "Although he never showed it, secretly he wanted revenge! He always waited, and waited for there to be some chance where he could get back at the people that shunned him!"

A million close ups occur for no particular reason.

O'Malley: "And then when I came along, he realized that THIS was his chance!"

Donut: "LIAR! YOUR JUST USING HIM!"

Karin: "When the hell did you get here?"

Donut: "…..I don't know."

O'Malley: "It is true that I am using him, but he is using me just as much. To me, he is my host, my vessel, and to him, I am his savoir, his dark conscience, his wrath that shall be unleashed upon the world!"

Caboose drove up in Sheila.

Everyone waited for Caboose to say something dramatic………

Needless to say that waited a long time…..

Eventually everyone got bored and O'Malley started to talk again.

O'Malley: "As long as I give him Oreos, and get revenge on those he detests, he will allow me to use him in order to take over the world!"

Karin: "YOU LIE! There must be some part of Griff still in there…LET ME SPEAK TO HIM!"

Simmons: "Wait, don't you love Caboose?"

Karin: "Oh yah, I do….well screw you Griff."

Donut: "YOU LIE! There must be some part of Griff still in there…LET ME SPEAK TO HIM!"

O'Malley: "You are too late! There is nothing you can do to stop me!"

Suddenly the dramatic music stopped.

Mangor: "That was annoying. It's a good thing I was smart enough to take out the batteries."

O'Malley: "What? Plot devices run on ordinary batteries!"

Darlmon: "Yes…that means that they can only be used so much…unless you go to a gas station and buy them at absurd prices."

O'Malley: "It does not matter! I still have my army of fanatics at my side!...speaking of which where are they?"

Meanwhile…..

Purple Fanatic: "HAVE WE FORGOTEN WHAT OUR FORFATHERS HAVE TAUGHT US! We went from homicidal flag worshipers to humble flag, Oreo, and O'Malley worshipers! WHAT HAS BECOME OF US! What happened to the noble maniacs that I once fought along side?"

Blue Fanatic: "Look who's talking! You stand for peace, in a system based on fighting."

Purple Fanatic: "It is true that I preach different things! But at least, I do not worship someone who's armor is ORANGE!"

The fanatics all bowed their heads, realizing the error of their ways.

Purple Fanatic: "ABANDON THE OREO MINES! DO NOT SERVE O'MALLEY! WE MUST LIVE IN THE CIVIL WAR FOUGHT FOR AGES! AT LEAST THAT IS CLOSER TO THE PEACE I INVISION! FOR THE FLAG!

Fanatics: "FOR THE FLAG!"

Meanwhile….

O'Malley: "For some reason, I got the strangest feeling that if I was in Docs body, with purple armor and everything, I would be a lot better off now."

Sarge: "Well it's too late now!" Sarge cocked his shotgun.

O'Malley: "If you kill me you will kill Griff!"

Sarge: "That's even better!"

Sarge shot O'Malley/Griff in the chest, and then for good measures kicked his bleeding dead body.

Karin ran over to check Griff's body.

Karin: "Sarge your amazing! Knowing that O'Malley would chicken out, you shot Griff in less fatal parts of the body. HE IS STILL ALIVE!"

Sarge: "I did?"

Church: "How could you not kill someone at point blank range with a freaking SHOT GUN!"

Sarge: "I did?"

Simmons: "How can you control where each shard hits? I mean IT'S A SHOT GUN!"

Sarge: "I did?"

Karin: "I will start tending to his wounds!"

Sarge: "I did?"

Caboose: "What happened to the puddle?"

Church: "You mean the flood?"

Caboose: "What happened to the wave?"

Church: "Oh, they are massing a huge force in that cave there to kill us….oh shit!"

As most people probably forgot at this point, the flood were massing in the caves.

Donut: "OH NO! WHAT DO WE DO!"

Church: "Tex can handle this!"

Tucker ran over to Church, panting.

Tucker: "Church, Tex left to find and kill Wyoming. She just realized that there is a chance he isn't dead!"

Church: "It took her this long!"

Tucker: "Yah I guess."

Church: "This is bad! We can't fight the flood on our own!"

On que, the flood started swarming out of the cave.

Tucker: "This is it…were dead."

Simmons: "What are you talking about? We have a tank. People with tanks are never out numbered."

Church: "Yah but Caboose is driving, and he has a little problem with friendly fire."

Caboose: "Sheila…shoot the blue one."

Sheila: "You mean Church?"

Caboose: "I guess. Is he the blue one? I heard Church talking about how he wants to kill a blue idiot. Maybe he wants to kill himself! He will be SO happy when we shoot him."

Church: "CABOOSE DON'T SHOOT ME!"

Caboose: "I can see why he wants to kill himself. He is very angry sometimes."

Darlmon: "We are hunted by the prophets, ally demons, find the sacred relics, and are about to be killed by parasites…why does this happen to us?"

Mangor: "I am a magnet for bad luck."

The flood continued to charge, taking a suspiciously long time to get to the group of Spartans.

The flood continued to charge…when something happened that no one could have possibly predicted.

A twenty story teddy bear leapt over the side of the cannon and started crushing the flood.

Mangor: "Bobo! YOU CAME BACK!"

The bear hunched over and breathed fire into the cave.

Simmons: "What the hell?"

Church: "What the hell?"

Darlmon: "For some reason I don't find this the least bit odd."

Tucker: "What the hell!"

Caboose: "Hell what the?"

Donut: "What the hell?"

Karin: "OH MY GOD!...and…oh the fire breathing teddy bear is weird to."

Sarge: "I had a toy like that when I was a kid."

Mangor: "So THAT'S why I had a twisted child hood."

The giant teddy bear reared up and roared in beastlike furry.

Then Godzilla came out of no where and tackled Bobo.

Fortunately, Bobo knew martial arts for some unknown reason and kicked Godzilla's ass.

Simmons: "What the hell?"

Tucker: "What the hell?"

Church: "WE ARE NOT STARTING THE ENTIRE CHAIN AGAIN!"

Mangor grabbed O'Malley's plot device and tossed it up at the giant bear, who caught the DS in his mouth and swallowed it.

Mangor: "I JUST HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA! The OC's can be the keepers of the plot devices!"

Church: "Why should we entrust them to you?"

Griff started coughing and slowly woke up.

Griff: "What happened?"

Karin: "Simply put, you were taken over by an evil AI and tried to kill us all but Sarge shot you and saved you."

Griff: "….huh?"

Karin: "What's the last thing you remember?"

Griff: "The author telling me to give the OC's the plot devices."

Simmons: "Why does everyone believe in the author! We have no proof of his existence!"

Sarge: "Yes we do! We believe in him and that's proof."

Simmons: "I completely agree with Sarge."

Donut: "You don't think that maybe the author is just using this as an excuse because the plot devices are becoming a bit too random and he needs an excuse to not use them as much?"

Simmons: "….."

Sarge: "….."

Church: "…."

Donut: "Never mind then."

Karin: "Well I best be going. My work here is done."

Karin picked up the cell phone and started to walk away.

Mangor: "All of the debris from the battle will help make a fine ship! And it will give the author an excuse as to where all of the wreckage from his fics went as the series starts again."

Darlmon: "I agree. A convenient time skip will be good around now."

………….A few days later……….

Mangor, with the I-pod, and Darlmon, with the blackberry, flew away in their ship as Karin wandered around healing random people, and Bobo wandered around eating people.

Donut: "I wonder what they will do?"

Church: "Meh they said something about a new job…"

Suddenly a human dropship fell from orbit and crushed Donut.

Sarge: "Wow, dajavoo. I guess a part of Darlmon's ship fell off."

Doc: "EVERYONE! TUCKERS BABY IS CHEWING THROUGH THE WIREING!"

Church ran back to the base, cursing as he went.

Simmons: "Wow, O'Malley still hasn't shown who his new host is."

Sarge: "Of course not, the author is recreating the image from where he started and leaves off. He has an odd obsession with time lines."

Donut: "I don't suppose you can help get this dropship off me?"

Simmons: "I wonder what their new job is?"

Donut: "Guys?"

……….Meanwhile……..

Elite 1: "This is the record of every person on Delta Halo in history. And for some reason Mangor is on the list, but I don't recall him being there."

Elite 2: "Yah and what's with that other Spartan."

Suddenly a shadowy figure burst through the doors.

Elite 1: AN INTRUDER! Lets gawk at him thus giving him ample time to kill us."

The shadow figure charged past the random elite guard's slicing heads as he went.

Elite 1: "Who or what are you?"

Shadowy figure: "I am the author's blade, his tool to be used against inconsistencies, his way of giving explanations for weird things when he is too lazy…"

Elite 2: "Fool…there is no author."

Shadowy Figure: "HERETIC!"

Elite 1: "Oh crap…Mangor…."

Needless to say our favorite Elite killed the two people.

Darlmon: "Ok, I am changing the list to make no inconsistencies. No one will ever say the author is wrong."

Mangor: "So…is this a happy end?"

Darlmon: "Well we just killed a pair of Elites who were just innocently doing their job…but I suppose its nothing different from our normal line of work.

Credits started rolling up out of no where.

Director: DUO JAGAN

Author: DUO JAGAN!

Voice Cast: What voices? I don't hear any voices. (eye shift)

Script Writers: Duo Jagan, and the people he kidnapped from the streets to type up ideas when he feels lazy.

Beta readers: Penguin God, and Sekah.

Props from: Absolutely nothing

Special effects, courtesy of: Absolutely no one. We are too cheap to have special effects.

A special thanks to

ME: For writing this

Penguin God: For reading this

Sekah: For not selling my soul to a demon rapist from Yu Yu Hakusho…don't ask

Whoever the hell invented Oreos: They take up WAY too much of the plot.

Hand held electronic devices in general: For without them, there would be no plot devices

Bungie: For making Halo

Rooster Teeth: For making RvB

Our soon to be, Penguin overlords: ALL HAIL THE PENGUINS

MY BEST REVIEWERS

Mister Frodo: Read his fic, it's funny. FUNNY I TELL YOU!

Clark Cradic: Still the number 1 reviewer, and he knows way 2 much about Naruto. Which is a good thing.

Isaac Malott: It is a rare occasion when you find someone as evil and insane as O'Malley….he is that rare occasion

Val of Clan Valkyre: He just started writing fics. They are pretty good so far.

Cpt.ShaneSchofield: An early reviewer, who is a true pyro and has the amazing ability to make the majority of his reviews, consist of only the word Ha.

The One True Koneko: Hasn't reviewed since "So you love Caboose…." But she was a pretty consistent reviewer back then.

Recent Reviewers that just started to Review:

Drew829: At this point he has 1 chapter in his fic and I am going 2 be in the next one. YIPPIE!

Searge: Literally made 1 review at this point…but that's still something.

Shadow Gravemind: 1 short review…but still something.

Final Fantasy Mech Eater: He can kill people with just a sponge…that has to count as something.

Don113: Only a couple of reviews from him, but he's still a reviewer.

VGpawner: He has a funny fic read it.

TenWings: One review…but yah…still a review…

Razielium Gaurdian: Also…1 review…but still something

ANYONE WHO IS STUPIDLY FORGOT

YOU! For reading this

Oh and other generic Halo humor writers in the C2 I am in as of ten minutes ago…. Yah w/e.

Mangor: "Wow…long credits."

Remember if you have an insanely funny idea feel free to recommend it. I'm off to camp soon and I am tempted to write a short song fic about Naruto….Think "My sword does not slash it shaves" To the rhythm of twinkle, twinkle little star. Anyways, Read and Review. I'm off to comp camp soon. BYE EVERYONE! PENGUINS WILL SMITE US ALL! SMITE US I SAY! SMITE US!

Mangor slaps the author.

Its ok….I'm still sane….still perfectly…insane….PENGUINS WILL RULE THE WORLD