A/U: I do not own any of the characters in this book that were in the PJO Books.
Hello there! Who are you?
I hope you're a demigod or God in disguise or something because if you're not, the mist will cloud your eyes and prevent you from reading this story well.
You want to know who I am? Fine.
I am the God Seuss, King of the Gods, God of lightning, power, being horrible to my children, inbreeding, and making babies.
Zeus, I really wish you'd stop making it rain.
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