Okay... I don't know where the inspiration for this came from...I am planning on adding more to it, and it's most likely going to turn into a crossover with some other anime... but nothing's for sure yet. Please expect everyone to be OOC...

R&R, happy reading!

PART 1

Yzak guzzled a can of coke. Filled with a sudden hatred for the color yellow, he slammed the can onto the table in front of him and stalked off to find Dearka and chop off his "pretty, golden locks".

Yzak laughed maniacally as he opened the closet and retrieved the axe. The axe actually belonged to Nicol, but seeing as Nicol was sweet and innocent, one would find themselves asking, "Why would someone like sweet little Nicol, have an axe hidden in the closet?"

Yzak and Athrun never asked though. Only Dearka asked. What happened, Dearka has never said, but he was shaking uncontrollably with fear after Nicol told him the reason for him having the axe.

Back to Yzak and his hunt. He had quickly changed into camouflage and was sneaking down the hallways, peeking around corners before jumping out and shouting, "SWIFFER WET JET!"

Athrun was walking down a different hallway and slipped on a banana peel lying in the middle of the floor. He let out a cry of surprise, "WHHOOAA!"

Yzak came running, pouncing at the banana peel, and shredded it to tiny pieces with the axe. He laughed with joy.

Athrun stared at Yzak, and then ran and jumped through a window, landing safely in a blackberry bush. He shrieked like a pansy when he saw a turtle edging towards him at a very slow speed.

Soon Athrun ran inside and jumped on top of Nicol's piano yelled at him, "OH MY GODS! THERES A TURTLE OUT THERE! DON"T LET IT TOUCH MEEEEE!"

Nicol looked at Athrun with a blank face. The blue haired boy had interrupted his practice session. "He will be punished…" Nicol mumbled to himself. The pianist stood up, eyes closed. When he opened his eyes, he realized that Athrun was covered in thorns. Nicol sighed and asked, "Why are you covered in thorns?"

Athrun was staring at the wall, starting to drool, when Nicol spoke. Being knocked back to semi-sanity, Athrun replied, "You said 'he will be punished', didn't you? Are you going to punish the turtle! HOW SWEET!"

Athrun leaped at Nicol, to hug him, but Nicol sidestepped and hurried out the door, mumbling, "Where's my axe…"

Meanwhile, Yzak was sitting in the hallway, conversing with a mouse. He was going to trade the shredded banana peel for information on where Dearka was.

"Come ON! Give me a DISCOUNT! I LET YOU LIVE IN THIS HOUSE, DON'T I?" growled Yzak.

The mouse answered, in a very squeaky voice, "I can do whatever I feel like! I don't need you to tell me where I can and can't live!" With that, the mouse turned and prancing away, singing 'We wish you a Merry Christmas".

"BAH HUMBUG!" screamed Yzak.

At that exact moment, a man in a giant bug suit slid down the hall. There was a hole for the face. Flashing Yzak a toothy smile, he said, "You rang?"

Yzak looked carefully at the face of this bug-man and soon exclaimed, "DEARKA! WHAT THE HELL!"

Dearka covered his ears, "NOOOOO! NOT MORE SINFUL WORDS! AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Then Dearka ran out the front door, jumped into Athrun's car, and sped away. It took a moment for Yzak to realize that he had just scarred away his 'prey'. "DAMNIT!" he swore, throwing the axe to the ground.

Nicol walked into the hallway and saw his axe. He exclaimed with joy, "Oh joy! It is my beloved axe, Moturasu-Sendo!"

Yzak have Nicol a funny look, "You've named your axe now?"

"Yup!" Nicol nodded happily, "It means 'bring death'!"

Yzak grabbed Nicol's axe and snapped, "Give this to me! You don't know how to use it properly."

Nicol pouted, "Yes I do!"

And then Athrun came running down the hall, "HELP ME! THE TURTLE CLIMBED THOUGH THE WINDOW! IT'S COMING TO SUCK MY BLOOD!"

Yzak glanced at Athrun and then asked Nicol, "You want to come hunt down Dearka with me?"

"Okay!" chirped Nicol, "I'll just go up and get my giant metal hammer, Kane-Chishio! That name means 'metal blood'!"

Yzak stared at Nicol in shock. First an axe, and now a hammer? Maybe sweet, little Nicol wasn't as sweet as everyone had once though…

"OH GODS! HELP ME YZAK! BEFORE THE TURTLE KILLS ME!" screamed Athrun, shaking Yzak's shoulders and jumping from one foot to the other.

Yzak glared daggers at Athrun and hit the blue haired teen on the head with the flat side of the axe. The impact had caused Athrun to loose what consciousness he had left.

Cagalli then burst through the door, and laughed in the deepest and manliest voice that she could manage, "I AM HERE! HOO-HAA! Yes, I am going to become a more manly Cagalli so I won't scream on the battle-field! Ha! Yo there, Yzak!" Cagalli gave a thumbs up to Yzak who was just staring at her, his mouth slightly hanging open.

"Who are you, again?" asked Yzak, not really caring. If Cagalli responded, Yzak didn't hear here because he had drowned her out.

Soon, Nicol came back downstairs carrying a giant metal mallet. "See Yzak? This is Kane-Chishio! Hey, who is that manly-girl? She scares me…"

Yzak grabbed Nicol by his color and pulled him out the door, "Come on, Nicol. We're leaving to go hunt for Dearka."

As Yzak shut the door, a manly laugh could be heard.

Yzak shook his head and marched to the sidewalk. Nicol followed.

"Now… we are about to embark on a dangerous journey. We could be hurt, or even killed on this mission, so we must be very careful, got that Nicol? As of now, you are my side kick, and I, with your help of course, shall vanquish the evil in this world known as Dearka! Are you with me!" exclaimed Yzak, throwing a fist into the air.

Nicol thought a moment and the looked back at the house. Then he heard Cagalli's man-laugh. Looking back at Yzak, Nicol threw his fist into the air as well, saying, "Yes! Because I don't want to see that man-lady again!"