The persecon Kiki Epi. 01 - The meeting:

My name is Kitassato Namura, I'm a geek and a womanizer. I'm from the Middle Class and I almost reach rich class but what else in life I could wish?

Kita was walking along the street thinking about what else on his life he could ever wish when in the pile of rubbish he see a body.

- Huh? What? A body !? My God! I didn't see anything there... but what is this? Oh! It's a persocon! Oh, I was so scare! But why would someone throw a beautiful persocon away? They're so expensive but at least I have my mini-persocon and her name is Pih! Yes, how creative am I, huh? What do about it, huh? Pih, wake up! Wake up!

- P... Pih! Pih! Good night Kita, how can I serve you?
- Analyze the memory of this beautiful persocon and see if she is in a good condition!

- Ok! Removing connection cable! Oh, you have to turn it on.

- Alright then, let's take her home with us and turn her on on home and see if she belongs to someone else!

Arriving on home ...

- Usually the Persocons power button is on a sexy place. Okay, where should it be? Hum... on the breast?

*click*

- Nothing! Pih, it's up to you, find that Persocon's power button!

- Yes ! Pih! Piiiiih... Analyzing... analyzing... Analysis completed, it's here, oh! In the navel, eheh!

- What!? Just there!? What a waste of beautiful Persecon! Okay, here I go!

*click*

- What's your name, Persocon?

- Ki... Good... good... night... no "memory card"... I don't understand instructions.

- Okay, I'll make a copy of Pih memory card. I'm glad she is already dressed (because designer or regular women's clothes are very expensive and I don't see the point in spending too mutch money on a Persecon. But, anyway…), …nice clothes.

- Hum? Tha... thank you.

- It seems that this Persocon has a "life on its own"! Pih and Persocon without a name, I'll give her a nice name! Here's the copy from Pih memory card. Now I'm going to insert it... I already have a good Persocon that is very usefull to me but why do I need another one that doesn't even have a Memory Card!? What's your name persocon?

- Ki? Ki! I... have no data!

- And also she says 'Ki, ki'! Ok! Create a new folder and name it Kiki ! Even if I can't see her data at least I can give a name. Her name is now Kiki!

- Ki...ki...Kiki! Main folder renamed!

- Okay then. Kiki tell me why you was thrown on the trash!

- Kiki has no available information.

- Your persocon serial number?

- Data deleted.

- Oh, this Persocon is so complicate! They have erased almost everything! The main information!

- Kiki has videos and final video before has been thrown in the trash.

- AND WHY DID YOU NOT SAY IT BEFORE!? I'm even stipulating a theory why they threw her on the trash! Okay, videos on!

- Videos on.

- ... !

- It's Hentai Video! What a perverted Personcon! – sayed Pih.

- ... Pih, get that out of my face ! I'm about to have a "nasal stroke"!

- Pih will delete hentai videos!

- NOOOOOOOOOOOO! ALSO IT'S NOT FOR SO MUCH PIH! KEEP IT FOR LATER WHEN I WILL NEED!

Another video has appeared and that was about the persocon and caught Kitassato's attention as he wiped his bloody nose.

- « A mere being... useless, is what is, useless... what is my function here, in this life? What is "her" function for me...? This is useless, everything is useless, if I can't live, what will I live for!? For who, if I can't... I can't get along with this… anymore... ».

Sound of a cry.

- « This life isn't just… I'm a dissastre at anything that I do... no one is happy with my accomplishments... the human being is an incomplete and unhappy creation, who is never satisfied with anything. One day everything that exist will cease to exist anyway. Why I don't just postpone my death? And I will do good for all human being. I, right now, am here, talking to... »

Video Off.

- Kiki, why did you turn off the video!? Can't you see I was watching!?

- Vídeo off. Deleting..."

Kiki, what are you doing!?

- I'm programmed to do this, I'm sorry.

- What ? Well, the scientist who threw you out is a crazy and idiot, that's all I know! For the simple reason that she doesn't like her own life, she throws a Persocon away! She could give to those who can't have one!

While Kitassaro was saying that, he didn't even notice in Kiki's eyes, not the look of an ordinary Persocon… a sad look and also, sinister, different... not even Pih noticed...

- This Persocon has a problem! Pih, insert a dictionary in her memory.

- Right!

- I better go to sleep... I have class tomorrow, I'm going to flirt with the girls in my class. That's what I like to do the most then hang around, because everything the teachers teach I already know because I study a lot by myserlf. Well, good night Pih, turn off... Good night Kiki, turn off.

- Pih is turning off, see you tomorrow Kita!

- Good night Pih and Kiki, I said good night, go sleep, tomorrow I have to wake up early.

- Kiki is not tired, Kiki only sleeps in the morning.

- What ? Ok, you're a very unusual Persocon, do not to overheat! I have to sleep early, good night...

- Good night Kitassato...

Kitassato has already gone sleep but Kiki is walking from one side to other, what is happening? Kiki is going to Kitssato's room and has laid down on his bed!

- What? WTF !? You gave scared me Kiki, what you're doing here and why have you woke me up!? What time is it?

- Kiki is keeping company... It's six in the morning, time to go to school! I turn off Pih alarm.

- What!? But how and why!? Oh my God, it looks like a horror movie! What did I do to deserve this!? But I have to take Pih to school with me, I'll be late ! Thanks for waking me up, Kiki.

- Kiki is programmed for this!

- Ok…

Kitassato has gonne to the bathroom to take his shower to wake up and Kiki watches him... what kind of Persocon is this? So strange... Kitassato has just got out of the shower and put his clothes on, drying his hair when he see...

- Hmm!?

- Your coffee is on the table!

- You were a domestic Persocon!? Thanks again, Kiki... did you recover hidden or missing files?

- Yes, part of them to help you. Hmm...

- What is ? Why do you look at me like that? OH MY GOD, I AM IN "The Twilight Zone"?

- "The Twilight Zone"... A successful series or movie that tells stories of drama, horror and suspense... No, we're not recording anything.

- ... Oh, where are my sneakers?

While Kita was looking for the sneakers, Kiki grabbed something off the table... a bag...

- Oh, I found it! Now I need to go! Kiki, if you excuse me, you're on my way, in front of the door, I have to go to school now!

- Yes, but first…

- ...first?

- Kiki prepared your lunch break!

- Err... ok, thanks! Take care of the house and close the door! Pih active security systems!

- Good morning Kita, good morning Kiki, Pih! Right!

When Kitassaro left, Kiki got weird...

- ...Ki...ki? Hmm, that's not my name, but I don't remember... send student registration to Kitassaro's school! will change clothes! Turn off Persecon!

Quickly, Kiki changes into a schoolgirl outfit with a short skirt... Persocom's ears are gone and Kiki's appearance and hair change, how can it be!?

- I will ALWAYS be with you, Kitassaro! And my name is... Akire...

To be continued…