AN just finished chapter one and now its time for chapter two.

Warning jokes are not funny even if I think they are.

Disclaimer I don't own Buffy the vampire slayer mutant enemy, Joss Whedon do.

Chapter two a night on the town.

Xander was walking his group when something washed over him and took him down to one knee. He got back up and checked himself pulling out the toy gun what was now a real handgun. Xander started looking around until a monster attacked him. The monster swung at him with its right hand Xander ducked under it and took a step forward before hitting it with an open palm strike to the chest. The monster was knocked back into a tree before Xander delivered a three-hit jab combo alternating hands before hitting a left roundhouse kick to the jaw. The monster was, sent flying before it got up and ran away to find easy prey.

Willow had just gotten back up and looked down realizing she was now a ghost and, she had to find her friends. Willow quickly found Xander and ran behind him "Xander." Xander spun around pulling out his colt anaconda and pointed it at her. Willow was shocked before speaking up "it's me Willow" Xander looked at her like she was crazy.

"I don't know any Willow" at this point Willow was starting to put it together.

"Xander, quit messing around this is no time for jokes." Xander still looked confused.

"Look Willow am not Xander my name is Jake Muller, now if you don't mind am going to try and find out where and how I got here." Suddenly Willow figured out what was going on as Jake started walking away. "Hold on I know this, might sound crazy but your not Jake well in a way you are but you see we became the costume we dressed as." At this time Jake was thinking of how many more strange situations he could find himself in, although he did have one big question.

"So what were you dressed as" Willow looked down realizing she was in her sexy outfit and tried to cover herself up making her hands go through her.

"Am a Ghost" Jake looked at her in disbelief.

"The ghost of what, one of Jack the Ripper victims" it took a second for Willow to get the joke and giggle.

"Nice one, but we have to find Buffy" That's when she noticed her and ran over but before they got there two monsters jumped out making Buffy faint. Jake pulled out his gun and fired two shots scaring of the monsters, at this time Willow was trying to wake up Buffy she finally opened her eyes.

"Buffy, are you alright." Buffy looked around in shock, not knowing what was happening.

"What?" Buffy asked in shock.

"Buffy, are you hurt," Willow asked concerned for her friend's health Buffy looked at her not knowing this Buffy.

she sat up "Buffy?" She asked the strange woman. Willow looked at Xander before speaking.

"She's not Buffy" Jake just rolled his eyes why would the woman be any different but he decided to get some answers.

"Who's Buffy," Jake asked hoping to get more information on this new world.

"Well this is fun," Willow said to herself before turning to speak to Buffy "What year is this" Jake had taken this time to help the girl up who smiled at him.

"Seventy seventy-five I believe" at this time she had started hyperventilating "But I don't understand who are you people." Willow was getting annoyed at explaining this but did so anyway.

"We're friends" Buffy looked at her like she was crazy before speaking up.

"F-friends of whom y-your dress everything is strange how did I come to be here?" Buffy was looking around in fright blinking her eyes hoping when she opened them she would be back home.

"Breathe, okay, breathe. You're going to faint again." After she finished and turned to Xander "how are we suppose to get through this without the slayer." Jake looked at her did this woman keep forgetting he was not Xander and he, had no idea what a slayer was.

"You know I don't know what a slayer is" As Jake finished a monster jumped out and Jake on memory, hit an open palm strike into a jumping knee strike. Both girls had different reactions Willow was mesmerized by the swift movements. Buffy was happy she had found a protector as she thought he was a knight. As for the monster, it ran off to lick its wounds.

"I suggest we get inside before we come across anything."

Before he could finish Buffy started screaming "A demon a demon" she then got behind her knight "a demon."

Instead of a demon, it was a car with its lights on, and Willow tried to explain it to Buffy. "That's a demon. it's a car" Buffy still looked scared and stayed hidden.

"What does it want," Buffy asked in a quivering voice Jake have enough of this turned around.

"It's like a horse but, a lot faster now princess can you be calm for five minutes." Buffy looked down before nodding her head not wanting to lose her knight Jake turned towards Willow "do you know anywhere safe" Willow started thinking before nodding her head.

On their way to the house, Buffy decided to start a conversation "So Knight where did you get your training." Buffy thought she needed to know this if he was to protect her.

"Look, princess, am not a knight and I am certainly not your knight" Buffy was getting annoyed of not getting the respect she deserved.

"It is Elizabeth Anne Summers" she decided to speak some more "but, that is Miss Elizabeth Summers to you." Jake was about to replay until Willow interrupted them.

"Hey, look were here." Jake rolled his eyes, before he entered first pulling out his gun and scanned the room "It is all clear," he called back as they entered.

"Hello Mrs. Summers?" there was no response "good she is not in." Buffy looked around before asking a question.

"where are we" Jake could tell Willow was going to give a somewhat stupid answer.

"Your place now we just need to" before she could finish there was a loud banging from the backdoor. Jake want to investigate with the other two following him. Before Jake could do anything Willow, spoke up "don't open it could be a mini monster." Jake rolled his eyes he was not stupid.

"Our it could be a civilian which is why am looking out the window" when Jake looked at the window a large hand smashed it, making Jake fire his gun one time to scare the monster. "before you say anything the sound makes them run."

At this time Buffy had found a picture of someone who could be her when Willow walked over to her Buffy turned to him. "This could be me," Buffy said as she was starting to shake again.

"it is you Buffy don't you remember at all" Willow was hoping she could get Buffy back and with this Jake, they could easily fight back.

"No I.. I don't understand any of this, and this must be another girl because I would never wear such reviling clothes, and I just want to go home."

"You are home." Willow could not see how scared this girl was what meant Jake was sort of annoyed and want over.

"Hey, look prin..." Jake stopped talking having one of his rare caring moments "Miss Elizabeth Summers you will go back home but, the only way that can happen is if you're strong can you do that."

For some reason, this filled Buffy with, determination she had never felt before "Okay what do we need to do." Jake was happy to have some form of fighter.

"Well" Before he could finish they heard a scream Jake rolled his eyes before leaving Buffy was about to say something but stayed quite.

Xander had walked outside to find a woman being chased by a monster. Xander jumped into action by running forward then jumped delivering a right jumping knee, then grabbing the woman's arm and pulling her towards the house.

Cordelia looked around wondering what was going on when she saw Willow. "Willow what going on and when did Xander become action man." Willow was shocked how did Cordelia know what was going on.

"Hold on you know what's going on" Cordelia looked at her like she was crazy.

"Well not really I mean I was just attacked by Jo-Jo, the dog-faced boy and look what he did to my costume." Cordelia showed them making Jake take off his jacket and handed it to her. "Thanks but there is no why am getting my deposit back." Willow decided to explain the best she could.

"Well somehow we, changed into our costumes and you did not" Cordelia gave a little ground why is it always her. Jake decided to try and fix this.

"Okay Willow go out there and find someone who can help Elizabeth you check down here make sure there is no why in Cordelia and me will check upstairs." They all nodded their head as Jake and Cordelia got upstairs Jake decided to talk.

"So what's with the kitty cat outfit."

"It looks nice, well it did." Jake had to admit it did look nice on her as they finished checking they heard a scream and ran down.

As Cordelia and Jake got down the noticed a vampire. Jake pulled out his gun "who are you." Angel looked at him still in game face wondering what was happening. "Or is that what are you." Cordelia could not believe Buffy was telling the truth about this guy.

"Xander you know am a vampire with a soul know what's going on." Jake looked at him before putting his gun away.

"We have become our costume and am assuming you scared Buffy what means we have to go help her."

meanwhile with Buffy.

Buffy was scared she had lost her nerve when the monster was there than she, was attacked by a pirate. "Pretty, pretty" instead of running Buffy hit him and knocked him down before running.

The Pirate gave chase they ended up in an alleyway before he tackled her. The pirate tried to kiss her but, Buffy hit him in the private parts forcing him off her into Jake who punched him knocking him out. "It's strange, but beating up that pirate gave me a

weird sense of closure." Buffy then noticed Angel and screamed, "Hey it is okay Elizabeth he is not going to hurt you." Buffy nodded her head as Willow came into the alley.

"We need to get inside now" as she finished Spike and his gang with some real vampires entered.

"All right Cordelia, Buffy, and Willow get inside Angel and me will hold them off." Angel nodded at his plan as Cordelia and Buffy got inside, and tried to barricade it as Angel and Jake attacked the group.

Angel hit Spike, Spike returned fire, but Angle blocked it and hit him in the gut before delivering an uppercut.

A vampire tried to punch Jake but, he ducked and delivered a roundhouse kick and used the momentum to spin and hit a kick to the gut sending the vampire flying. Before he could follow up the demon all became kids and Jake Became Xander. Spike realized what was going on as Buffy came out "Hey honey am home."

Spike and the others ran off as Buffy and Angel walked home leaving Xander and Cordelia dropping the kids off.

AN 2 so finely fished this chapter what took awhile and I will update this depending on what happens between when I upload chapter one and this.

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