Chapter Four: REturn of the Omochao

Yes…read my last disclaimer and you'll figure it out.

The day after Amy's party, Tails took Omochao, and looked at him. After Omochao's system's being ruined when Cream had tripped while holding the lemonade, it landing on Omochao, he had completely been ruined. Tails took one last look at him and placed him down in the garbage can. The parts could no longer be re-used, completely destroyed. He ran back inside of his workshop and suddenly his phone rang.

"Ring ring ring, ring ring ring, phone call, phone call!" the phone called out. Yes, Tails has a phone like the ones in Pokemon sadly. (And it is also very sad that is one of the only things I remember from Pokemon) He picked it up and answered, "Hello?"

"Hey Tails!"

"Sonic?"

"Yeah! Okay so can you come over Chris' tonight for a party?"

"Chris! We haven't seen him in such a long time! We just had a party yesterday, but I think so. Got nothing better to do I guess!"

"OKAY! YAY!" Sonic leapt for joy and started dialing Shadow, Eggman, and Rouge's phone number. (See the soon to come story Eggman's Journal for later details on why they live together) He obviously wasn't inviting Eggman, just Shadow and Rouge. After all, they were on the good side now, you could say. Still calling themselves the Dark Team, they had decided it'd be better as just a rivalry than hate.

"YO FATHEAD BUT SHADOW ON THE PHONE!"

"FATHEAD? HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS BEAUTIFUL BODY FAT!" A girls voice screamed back. Sonic blushed and realized it was Rouge who had answered, though it was normally Eggman.

"Uh…thought it was Eggbutt."

"Oh, he's not here. I have no clue where he is, don't even wanna know. Well, I'll get Shadow."

"What, don't. Can you and Shadow come over for another party at Chris' tonight? He invited us!"

"Oh, yeah. Sure! Will everyone be there?" Rouge asked and Sonic answered in a yes. They both said bye and hung up, Rouge yelling to Shadow that they were going to a party no matter what Shadow said. He grumbled and walked away. Back at Sonic's he was busy calling everyone like crazy, even the Chaotix, then finally got to Amy.

"Hey! It's Sonic!"

"Mr. Sonic? Hi!" Cream answered in her innocent voice. Sonic explained about the party and she put Amy on the phone. She said both Cream and her could come, since Cream was over her place already, she would take her. Sonic told her when to be there and where it was, said goodbye, and they both hung up. Sonic rushed around the house, deciding what to bring to Chris' and waiting till that time, having trouble staying around knowing a party was coming up. He turned on the TV and saw…Eggman in My Little Pony!

"WTF!" Sonic yelled. He recognized the move as Firefly's Adventure from Cream's crazy love of My Little Pony. Eggman was sitting on the pink pegasus pony, Firefly, and she was struggling to sing.

IN TV LAND…

"They'll be dancing on air when they---boy Meghan, you sure got heavy!" Firefly started descending due to "Meghan's" weight.

"Meghan? Who's that?" Eggman yelled and Firefly realized it wasn't Meghan. Meghan was squished under Eggman, and the pony and the girl pushed the fat egg shaped lunatic off of them. He fell and fell and fell, until he landed on the evil man, Tirak's, castle. He ran inside and decided there could be only one Dark King of the world. He took a bunch of random items and began to make something, rushing inside to Tirak's throne when he was done. "DIE GOAT-LIKE GUY!" Eggman took it and stabbed Tirak, bringing the rating up from TV Y7 to TV PG V as blood fell all over. "MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAA!" Eggman took the throne and ordered everything around. He told everyone to attack all at once, they could beat the power of sissy ponies. When the ponies arrived, he was doing perfect until their rainbow started to out-do the Rainbow of Darkness. He ran out and grabbed the ponies' rainbow, exclaiming there should be gold. Then he threw a bunch or darts at the ponies as the went right through their bodies, doing no harm. Eggman swore at the ponies, bringing the rating up a notch to TV 14 and the ponies charged, hitting Eggman against the screen of the TV. He popped out of everyone's TV, so now there were as many Eggmen as people who had even seen the slightest bit of that show. Eggman has suddenly multiplied his army until Cream kicked him in the face, sending him back in. He screamed as the ponies defeated him.

"Wow…that was sad." Sonic said yelled it was party time 3 hours before ready time. He rushed to Chris', hoping he wouldn't mind he was very early. 3 hours later, everyone arrived and they ate, played games, were weird, etc. Chris was so happy to see everyone now, as well! After, at night, perhaps 10:00 or so, they were playing truth or dare.

"Soo…Tails, truth or dare?" Sonic looked at Tails as he chose truth.

"Have you ever liked anyone? Like…like like?"

"Well…Cosmo…" Tails said timidly as Sonic smirked.

"Okay then, that's an answer enough!"

"Rouge…truth or dare?" Tails asked.

"Hm…DARE!" She looked at them with a dangerous smile.

"I dare you…to show us how you looked without all your fancy makeup."

"OMIGOSH! NO! YOU HAVE SUCH AN EVIL MIND FOR SUCH AN INNOCENT KID!"

"You said you'd do it!" Rouge gulped. She ran upstairs and ran back down to find everyone staring at her, then Knuckles and Sonic burst into laughter. Even Shadow stifled a laugh---Rouge looked so bare and plain without her makeup, she looked like a poor, ugly, lost, puppy who had been kicked too many times. She ran back upstairs and grabbed a paper bag, throwing it over her head and poking eye holes through.

They kept playing, and Charmy Bee even dared Amy to wear ice on her back for and hour. In a few minutes her teeth were chattering and they finally got back to Tails.

"Cream…truth or dare?"

"Um…" she looked at them nervously. Amy whispered something in her ear through chattering, and Cream nodded. "Dare." She said so low you could barely hear it.

"I dare you…to steal from the store!"

"But…that's so mean!"

"A dare is a dare!" Tails grinned. The innocent fox boy was a bit different now, not so innocent. Everyone laughed all night long, finally falling asleep.

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There was a static sound in Tails' garbage can, and then a loud bang as the cover flipped open. Omochao had returned, now more determined then ever.

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Yesh….okay that was random, especially the MLP part. LOL, that was stupid. Review pwease!