Maggie, I Killed Your Boyfriend
by Star Wars nut
Authoress Note: Has it ever occured to you that there are a lot of moblins in the Forsaken Fortress? So, it's quite possible that Link could've killed Maggie's beloved Moe. In other words, the following story could happen.
Disclaimer: I don't own Legend of Zelda. If you thought I did, you're mentally challenged.
It was a typical day for the Hero of Winds. He was trying to sneak through the Forsaken Fortress again. Can't these people ever give him a break? I mean, seriously, it's bad enough that he already gone in there twice. You couldn't even Ballad of Gales to it for goodness sake. You had to go the long way. While thinking this and other, non-K, thoughts, Link was suddenly attacked by a moblin. This was no problem, however, and he hacked it up in less than a minute. As soon as he finished this, he saw that the moblin had a nametag. That was odd. Link looked at it. It read, "Hello, my name is Moe. Prepare to die." Moe... where had Link heard that name before? He thought back to Windfall Island and remembered a girl named Maggie. Nice girl, rich, dad was a money-obssessed jerk, talked constantly about her boyfriend who was... a moblin named Moe! "Oh goddesses," Link muttered to himself, "I just killed a rich chick's boyfriend!"
Shortly after Link left the fortress, The King of Red Lions (henceforth yo be abbrivated to TKoRL) turned to him and said, "There's something wrong with you. It's been over twelve minutes and you haven't grumbled about Forsaken Fortress." Link remained silent. TKoRL said, "You can tell me." Link shuddered and mumbled, "I killed someone's boyfriend in there." The boat stared ay Link in shock, and Link, knowing what he was thinking, said, "He was a moblin." TKoRL nodded and said, "Well, since he was a moblin, it was almost your job to kill him. However, you should tell the girl." Link agreed.
Link took the long way to Windfall. The whole way, he was planning what to say to Maggie. He ran over various ideas in his head, "Maggie, since Moe was a moblin, you realize that it was quite possible that he could die, right?" no. "Hey Mags! you know that moblin of yours?" no. "Maggie, your boyfriend's dead." Oh, how am I going to do this? As I hope you don't know, it's hard to tell someone that the man they love is dead.
When Link finally reached Windfall Island, he got out of the boat and headed directly into the rich family's house. When he walked over to Maggie, she said, "Link! Did you bring me a letter from Moe?" Link looked around awkwardly and said, "Well not exactly. Wait, your boyfriend's name was Moe, right? It wasn't Joe... or Franz or something, was it?" Maggie shook her head. Link looked around, "Well then... Ok, I'm going to be frank. Maggie, I killed your boyfriend." Maggie's face went pale, then scarlet and she shouted, "You WHAT!" Link ran out of the house as fast as he could.
Unknown to Link, as he left, Maggie muttered to herself, "Was it just me, or was that kid in the green suit kind of cute?"
R&R!
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