Chapter 3:

Lesson 2: Learn being taken advantage of

Sesshomaru sat by Rin looking out the window of the head mans' castle. It was very sunny out and they were alone in the room. Inuyasha and Inutaisho left to talk to get to know each other by a large oak tree. No one was in sight except for Shippo playing with Satsuki. They had no idea that Miroku was waiting for Rin to leave.

"These strange things that are actually eatable that Kagome calls lollipops are delicious!" Sesshomaru said sort of unclear because he had one in his mouth.

"I like them too. I'm going to go outside and maybe get to know Satsuki and Shippo. Bye Lord Sesshomaru!"

"Bye Rin."

Miroku did a little victory dance and jumped into the bushes when Rin left. He sneaked inside towards Kagome's bag. He took out an entire bag of lollipops.

"Sesshomaru, I got something for you!" Miroku said in a mischievous voice.

"What is it?" Sesshomaru said eagerly. He was starting to act more like a kid.

"If you come outside with me for a while, you can have the whole bag of lollipops."

"REALLY?" Sesshomaru's face looked like .

"Yes really, now come on." He was playing right into his hands.

They left outside and went towards the bridge where underneath, many beautiful village girls were playing in the water.

"If you want the lollipops, you must go to them and pretend that I'm your father. Can you do that?""

"What about my real father?"

"We'll just keep that our little secret."

"Um, OKAY!"

Sesshomaru went down to the women and tripped down and rolled down (ouch.)

When he got up, he shook his head rapidly and looked around to see many female faces staring at him. They looked curious and they were all frowning. Sesshomaru felt that maybe it was because he was a half-breed at the moment that was being treated like that. He looked sad and started to leave up the hill to Miroku. Until he was snatched by one of the women going "Aaawww! He's so adorable!"

"Let me hold him next!" One of the women ordered.

"No, I want to!" There was soon a big argument going across all of them. Then some started leaving, and coming back with bags. Sesshomaru was scared they were going to do his hair. As soon as they all left and came back they all opened their bags and there was lots of candy!

Sesshomaru gasped in delight as they started feeding it to him. Miroku started to watch in horror knowing that for sure Inutaisho was going to find out. Then he decided that he would have to just keep Sesshomaru away for him for the whole day.

Miroku went down to the women and said

"Oh, Sesshomaru! There you are you silly little boy! Come back here!"

Sesshomaru didn't want to until he remembered the lollipops and jumped straight out of the women's arms and into Miroku's.

"Hi Mo- I mean father!"

"Aaawww, so you're his father!"

"Yes, he was being crazy again and wandered off."

"Yes, it is believable. It's obvious that he's a half-breed but he is so adorable and has your smile!"

"Yes, but tragically, a long time ago, his mother died and we've been alone ever since."

"That's so sad." All the women said at once. Miroku did a hand movement that signaled he was going to move on and started to flirt with the women. They still gave Sess candy while flirting and actually laughed when he groped them.

No one noticed but Shippo and Satsuki were watching from above the bridge. Shippo looked absolutely disgusted.

"I can't believe he's taking advantage of Sesshomaru like that."

"He's taking advantage of him? I'm jealous of him because he's getting so much candy!"

Rin walked beside them and looked down saying

"I think he's going to get really hyper."

They all nodded and left to go get Inutaisho (Yeah, miroku's dead.)

With Inutaisho and Inuyasha

"Well Inuyasha, I've gotten to know you much better since when we first saw each other."

"Yeah, me too."

They smiled at each other and were about to hug until Shippo came running up.

"I think you should know something."

Inutaisho and Inuyasha were getting so annoyed with Shippo now.

"What is it Shippo?" Inuyasha said through clenched teeth.

"Miroku's taking serious advantage of Sesshomaru. We think he bribed him into impressing the women."

"What!" Inutaisho got really mad and left to where his sons scent lead him. Inuyasha did the same and sure enough, when they got there, Sesshomaru was feasting on candy and Miroku was flirting with lots of women.

"He's a lot like you in a way. He's cute like his father is." A woman was flirting with Miroku. That made them all confused. Inutaisho was up there. It took them a minute to realize they thought Miroku was his father.

"Oh, that unholy monk is going to pay now!" Inutaisho's eyes were flashing red. Shippo saw where Inuyasha got his temper from.

Miroku was laughing until Inutaisho came down with the people with him behind him looking really mad. Miroku gulped. All the women screamed.

"Save us monk!" They were all begging him. Great, he was going to have to fight against a huge, mad, demon lord parent.

"Evil sprit begone!" He used a fake scroll cause he knew if he actually used a real one and hurt him he was even deader. Nothing happened, except Miroku was pushed at full force into the river. Miroku came up for air after a minute and begged Inutaisho to stop. By that time, all the women left screaming leaving Sesshomaru and the candy behind. No one noticed that Sesshomaru finished all the candy which was equal to at least 25 big fuzzy peach bags. Luckily, Sesshomaru was the type that ate a lot and never got fat.

"Sesshomaru, do you have any words to say to this monk before he dies?"

Sesshomaru thought for a bit and nodded. He went up to Miroku and said

"Payuppayuppayup!"

"Oh no you got him hyper." Inutaisho said with dread. He let Miroku down and tried to catch Sesshomaru before he ran away. Miroku fell into the river. Inutaisho's first grabs missed but the 13th one, he got him. Sesshomaru was clapping happily and saying

"Letsplayagainletsplayagain!"

They went back to the castle with a soaking wet Miroku and he sneakily gave Sesshomaru the lollipops.

"Shippo, Satsuki, Rin, do you all want another lollipop?"

They all nodded their heads vigorously. Kagome chuckled a bit and looked in her bag and said

"The whole bag is missing?"

"NO!" all the children yelled in disappointment. They then saw Sesshomaru sucking on many of them at once.

"Sesshomaru! You have to share you know!" Kagome scolded him. Sesshomaru looked at her confused. He pulled out all the lollipops at once and said

"But the monk promised if I went down to the women and did what he said I could have them."

Everyone stared at Sesshomaru and then Sango got up and left towards a horrified Miroku.

"Miroku you sick pervert! How could you do such a thing to someone who might of even sacrificed his life for your best friend!"

Sango then slapped Miroku and the hit was so loud that it went through the ages (felt like writing that too.)

Sesshomaru finished all the lollipops and as soon as it was about 8:30, he fell asleep right in Inuyasha's arms. They were going to have a long day tomorrow, and bad news will come along with it.