The last time we left the Skywalker household, Leia had found a 'love' herb that she thought would make people fall in love with each other. Of course it wouldn't work, it would make the person who took it sick for 24 hours instead…NEVER take JarJar's advice…. EVER! Any who on with the story………..

Ah, the bathroom, one of the most loved rooms in this household. For example the bathroom was the one of first places where Anakin made a fool of himself in front of Padme's father:

" Dear, you do know Anakin has been gone for a long time"

"Oh, yes I know daddy. I'll, um just go check up on him." Padme said, having just got out of her chair.

"No, no, honey let me. It's probably just a man thing. I'll go see if he's fine." Ruwee patted his daughter's hand, for reassurance.

Padme just smiled weakly at her fathers retreating form.

"I'm sure Anakin's not done anything stupid." Sola said to her younger sister.

Padme just looked at her and softly banged her head on the table.

In the Hall way

"Anakin, Son are you all right?" Asked Ruwee outside the bathroom door.

"hncccmmm,ifrjfuaw!" Come the response.

Ruwee slanted his head in confusion. "What is going on in there?" he asked himself. "Ah, son I'm gonna come in ok?"

"INJMMGFCUIMMMFSFIH" Come the louder response

The older man opened the door to find something that he did not expect to see….

……………….

"So daddy was suck in the window?" Asked Leia.

"Well yes." Replied Padme

"Ha, Ha…OH! That's classic!" Luke was trying to steady himself on the basin as he wiped tears away from his eyes.

"Hmm, yes, and that's not the worst bit." Padme look at her children.

"It isn't?"

"Oh mom you gotta tell us!" The two children stared at their mother intently.

"The worst or best bit depending on your view of the matter, your father was not wearing his pants or his underwear." Padme smirked at the stunned silence.

"Are you sure you aren't pulling our Padawan brads mom?"

"No Luke" she pointed to the window behind Leia. "It was that one to be exact"

Leia looked up at the window "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

She ran out the room as fast as her legs could take her. Luke at this point was now on his hands and knees trying not to choke.

Padme walked to the door, turning back and give a look to her eldest child. "Luke, honey don't make fun of your sister."

"But, mom" He got up from the floor, sighing on his way up. "It's just so funny. Did you see her face!" He smiled up at his mother. "In a weird way, it's kinda like seeing a girl dad."

Padme also gave a little sigh. "Yep, I was afraid of that. Well let's go down and have some lunch."

Luke stoped in his tracks. "Oh no, mom we, um, we can't."

Padme turned "And why not?"

"Oh you know…. Um" Luke said as he stuffed his hands in his pockets.

"No Luke I don't 'Um' know. Luke you can tell me." Padme looked sternly at him. "Luke, don't make me say it."

The boy's face was twisted with despair "NO. Mom y-you wouldn't"

"Wouldn't I?"

"B-but, I-I, can't. I promised L-Leia."

"Alright then, you leave me with no choice" Padme took a large intake of breath. "Luke Anakin George Mark Harrison Ewan Liam Hayden Fargo Skywalker! You tell me right now!"

"AHH!" He put his hands over his ears "Ok, fine, well the thing is… Wait I'll tell if you answer me a question"

Padme nodded.

"Mom why did you let dad give me my middle names?"

……………………

Back in the kitchenette

Leia was sitting down on one of the kitchenette chairs. She held her hands on the table, in front of her. Half of her mind worried about the herb in the food that her father was still fixing up. The other half, FREACKING OUT, at the image of her fathers backside hanging out from a window. She visibly shivered; it just wouldn't leave her alone.

"Princess are you all right?" Anakin asked her as he put the cutlery on the table.

Leia's face never moved, only her eyes, which were un-humanly big. "Yep" She squeaked out. "Fine."

"Hey you must think I'm a pretty pathetic dad if you can't tell me." He squinted his eyes at an after thought. "Actually don't answer, but you can still tell me."

"Ok daddy you really want to know what's bothering me." She positioned her self so she was now facing Anakin.

"Of course" He said proud that he got her to talk so easily.

"Hmm, alright."

"Well come on then cupcake." He said to her, while he sat down.

"What do you want the first bit, or the second bit?" Leia folded her arms together on her chest, looking up at her daddy with a little smile on her face.

"Wait there's more then one bit?"

"Heh, naturally daddy."

"Alright give me the first bit then."

……………………

"And that's why we can't eat the food." Luke finished.

"So let me get this straight, You and Leia-"

"No mom" Luke interrupted "Just Leia"

"Alright then, Leia went into my herb patch and picked out the heart herb, and then put it in our lunch. Is that it?"

Mother and son were now both sitting on the hallway floor. The petite, brunette haired Skywalker, her back on the right hand-side wall, was facing the small, blondish-brown haired, Skywalker. He was in the same position as Padme only difference was; he was leaning on the left hand-side wall.

"Yep that's about it." Luke was glad that he didn't have a great lie on his shoulders any more. He didn't know how his parents had done it for over three years…He knew he couldn't do it!

"I don't now why I let JarJar plant that silly herb in the first place." She put her hand to her head. Padme quickly looked up. "Oh no"

"What mom?"

"What does your father like to do sometimes before lunch or dinner or breakfast?"

"He likes to have some before everyone else."

They looked at each other, faces identical to one another.

"Oh no."

…………………

"And that's why we can't eat any of the food." Leia finished. She closed her eyes, happy that she no longer had to lie any more. When she noticed the silence in the room she quickly opened them to see what was wrong. Anakin's mouth was open, his eyes wide in shock, he had suddenly gone pale.

"S-so you m-mean there's …Well y-you mean w-we can't e-eat the food."

"Yeah Sorry daddy."

"No chance"

Leia shook her head. "Nope none"

Anakin got up slowly, breathing very deeply.

"Daddy are you alright?"

"I'm fine my little peach cake." Anakin whispered to her. "I'm just, um, going to go get some fresh air, ok my pimply pumpkin!"

"Daddy? I really am sorry."

"Oh princess it's not your fault." He opened the door, and before he went out he turned back. "Like I said I'm just getting some fresh air, I won't be long, don't wait up for me…Oh look it's starting to snow! How historic like." A/N I put in this bit because the explorer that discovered the North Pole, Robert Peary said this before he went out into a blizzard and he never came back. Just thought I'd tell you if you were wondering about this.

Two sets of footsteps were coming down form the hallway and into the kitchenette at 100 km/h.

"Leia where's your father?" Padme asked breathlessly.

"He went outside."

"Why?"

"Uh…."

"It's ok Leia" Luke said as he chewed on something. "I told her."

"I told him about the food." She looked sheepishly at her mother.

Padme looked towards the backdoor. "And how did he react?"

"Oh, not too good." Leia also looked at the door. "Mom of course it was not to good. I told him he couldn't eat lunch!"

"I'll go get him ok. You kids stay in here." Padme disappeared for a moment into another room. When she came back she was wearing a coat and holding another for Anakin. "Don't go any where, is that understood?"

"Uh huh" Luke nodded his head.

"Yep" Leia confirmed.

Padme gave them a look just to be sure and went out in search for her husband.

The twins turned to look at each other.

"Well Leia that plan went super!" Luke told his sister, he was chewing more vigorously now. Leia just ignored her brother and went to the back door. She gasped at what she saw. Anakin and Padme were hand in hand, dancing to the music of nature. The snow falling a little more heavily around them, sparkling because of the still present sun. It was quite the sight.

"Yeah Luke, that plan was super!" Once again the girl had little hearts in her eyes.

"(Groan) grrr" Luke started to feel slightly woozy. "Leia I don't feel so good."

Leia looked back at her brother. He was pale, and was starting to shake.

Leia ran over to him. "Luke what were you eating?"

Luke's eyes widened "Opps"

"Luke I really don't know what I'm going to do with yo-"

"I'm gonna blow chunks!" Luke ran up to the bathroom, his hands over his mouth.

"AAHHHHHHHHH, MOMMY LUKE ATE THE ICKY STUFF!"

……………………………………………………

Will Luke ever learn?

What are Padme and Anakin really up too?

Find out this and more next time!

Oh and one more thing…Reviews make the world go round, hint, hint. ;)