Lesson 7: Flee from crazy men

The terrific trio had joined the rest of the group last night. Bankotsu and Rin were starting to get along, Jaken was getting along with Bankotsu too. Bankotsu didn't think he was gay or bisexual.

"You know, even if you are gay or bisexual, it doesn't really matter. If your happy, go for it. I only have a problem if it's me you WANT to be gay with!" Inutaisho was explaining to Jakotsu after he had done another attempt to flirt with him.

"Oh come on, I can be lots of fun you know!" Jakotsu said not giving up.

"Jakotsu, stop annoying him! He has 2 sons which means he's interested in women not crazy men that just look like them." Renkotsu said annoyed.

"Fine, I won't flirt with him anymore, if he promises to let me-"

"That's enough Jakotsu, if you even try that he'll probably slice your head off!" Renkotsu said disgusted.

"What does father have to do?" Sesshomaru said naively.

"You're a kid at the moment, it would be best if you didn't know about Jakotsu's strange, perverted desires." That made Inutaisho shudder.

"Kind of like Miroku's?" Sesshomaru asked still wanting to know.

"What are the monk's strange perverted desires?"

"Well, he bribed me into pretending he was my father so he could get lucky." Sesshomaru said still having no idea what he was saying.

"Who told you that Sesshomaru?" Inutaisho said prepared to kill Miroku.

"No one, I was listening to big brother and Miroku."

"Never, ever listen to one of the monk's conversations again or I'll have to kill him okay?"

"Yes father," Sesshomaru said regrettably. Then you heard a loud slap coming from the forest. Then you could see Sango and Kagome walking out very mad.

"What happened in there?" Inutaisho said not really caring.

"Nothing much, just pervert man was at it again." Kagome said still angry.

"It's like he's never going to learn anything!" Sango was fuming.

"Don't worry about him, he's just an idiot." Sesshomaru said trying to sound smart. Everyone started to laugh.

"What, what's so funny?" Sesshomaru said sadly. "Inuyasha said that was why he did that." That made them laugh even harder. Poor Sesshomaru left to a big tree, went in the shadow and curled up looking really sad (okay that was a stupid thing to say but you get it). By the time Miroku came back which was about 5 minutes later, they were still laughing and he had two blue hand marks on each cheek. Everyone laughed harder and most of them were actually crying at this point. Sango and Kagome were actually rolling around on the ground they were laughing so hard.

"Did I miss something?" Miroku asked sarcastically and he got no response, but he saw Sesshomaru in the tree shadow so he thought that they were bullying him and that's why they were laughing.

"You people disgust me? You team up on a little 6 year old child and leave him there to cry while you're laughing like maniacs?" Miroku yelled and scolded them. He bonked each one of them on the head and went to the tree. Everyone was glaring at Miroku. Inutaisho then remembered that he said Sesshomaru was crying so went to see. He was so he tried to comfort him without exploding at Miroku. Sadly enough, it didn't work, at all. His eyes were glowing red and he was striking at Miroku and most of them were cheering him on. Jakotsu went and took Sesshomaru with him.

"Why'd you drag me away from them?" Sesshomaru said still sniffling a bit.

"I'm sorry, I didn't think it would hurt your feelings. By the way, what do you think?"

"It's okay and think of what?"

"Which name should we have for our group? The fantastic fourteen or the fabulous fourteen?"

"Fantastic fourteen all the way!" Sesshomaru said starting to fear what would happen if they went to Naraku and said they were the fabulous fourteen. Sesshomaru shuddered at that very thought.

"Great! I can't wait to tell them our new name, don't you think it's going to be fun!" Jakotsu said enthusiastically.

"I guess it will, probably the look on Father's face will be hilarious!" Sesshomaru started to laugh at what his face would look like. They left to tell them all the new name.

"Hello! We have a new name for our group, do you want to hear it?" Jakotsu said not being able to contain his excitement. Renkotsu looked horrified because it would be an F one. He was scared it would be fabulous fourteen or something like that.

"We're the fantastic fourteen!" Jakotsu said happily.

"Blech, what's the other one?" Rin said as she entered.

"Our other choice was fabulous fourteen but Sesshomaru said that he wasn't sure what all your reactions would be.

"Fantastic fourteen, fantastic fourteen, fantastic fourteen!" Kagome was freaking out. Sesshomaru was thinking of a new name, one that wasn't fantastic or fabulous. Then he got it.

"I have an idea for a name." Sesshomaru said shyly, afraid of what everyone would think.

"Okay, shoot." Inutaisho said looking at his semi-eldest son, and everyone else was looking at him too.

"How about formidable fourteen?" Sesshomaru said shyly still.

Everyone nodded and Inutaisho patted him on the head and said 'great job, you definitely saved us from lots of humiliation!' in dog language so only they could understand. He didn't want to hurt Jakotsu's feelings. (Formidable fourteen was the best I could think of.) Jakotsu looked sort of depressed because it wasn't his name that was chosen. It was never his name. He didn't get super seven, sexy six, flying five, fighting four or the terrific trio (I think only me and the reviewers called them that) and if there was two, he knew he wouldn't get daring duo. Jakotsu sighed. Sesshomaru noticed that and said

"I still thought both of your names were great though!" But he didn't notice that he had instinctively twitched his ears when he said that. Jakotsu and all the girls were all over him. He had to remember that his first lesson was put up with ear playing. He even had it in his book! He just sighed. Inuyasha separated all of them and the traumatized Sesshomaru immediately jumped on his shoulders afraid of all of them. Then Rin's stomach growled.

"Lord Sesshomaru, I'm hungry…. Again.."

"Well, I may as well go out hunting then, besides, I haven't eaten a single meal since I was resurrected. God, I've missed hunting." Inutaisho said in a matter-of-factly way. They were really close to the North and there was lots of food there to eat. Inutaisho left right away and didn't come back for about 30 minutes.

"Miroku, can you do me a favor?" Sesshomaru asked politely and cutely.

"Yes, what do you need Sesshomaru?"

"Can you help me get my hair out of this ponytail, it's embarrassing." Sesshomaru still had the high ponytail with rainbow ribbons in his hair, but they were slightly torn so they looked frilly.

"Oh, sure, I can help you out." Miroku started taking out the ponytail, until it got caught in his wind tunnel hand and couldn't escape.

"What are you to doing?" Bankotsu said looking at the two who were having problems with their hair.

"We can't get my hair out of this ponytail that Jakotsu put in. Can you help us because now he's stuck."

"Of course I can help you." Bankotsu started tugging at the ponytail, but it didn't work.

"OH THAT'S IT!" Bankotsu said frusterated. He pulled out his sword, the Banryuu (I think) and started to saw through the ponytail holder. Bankotsu still had a smile on his face.

Kagome, Inuyasha, Jaken and Sango were watching them do this and were laughing. It was a funny sight.

"Do you think they're ever going to get it out?" Kagome laughed while saying it.

"Who knows, maybe if they're lucky." Sango added.

"Can't they see they just need to pull that one ribbon?" Jaken said pointing at it. They all laughed.

"Oh perfect, the old man's bad at hunting! We've been here for ½ and hour! If I were hunting I would of caught a boar in then minutes!" Inuyasha complained. He was then elbowed hard in the shoulder.

"Yes, but in the end I got 5 boars, 13 birds and 20 fish. Beat that!" Inutaisho said still annoyed at Inuyasha. They couldn't believe it! He managed to catch that much in so little time (for all those)!

"Well, does anyone here know how to cook?" Inutaisho said. He knew that he, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru could eat it just the way it was no problem. It was everyone else that was a problem. Inutaisho then looked over at Bankotsu, Miroku and Sesshomaru. He laughed at them, walked over there, and pulled the ribbon. It immediately came undone. All three of them were embarrassed.

"If you need someone to cook, Jaken's very good at it!" Sesshomaru suggested. Inutaisho looked at Jaken and threw him all the kill. Jaken was covered and started cooking right away. As soon as he was done, everyone pigged out and were surprised with how good it was.

"You know how I know you're gay? You can cook so well and know a lot about hair." Inutaisho teased Jaken. Jaken was fuming and was about to explode but remembered the rocks in the head from last time.

"I thought you were the one that said you had no problem with anyone being gay?" Jaken couldn't hold it in.

"Chill, I'm just teasing you, and there is nothing wrong with it. Everyone has different life styles!" They soon finished and left to the mountains. Once they arrived they were absolutely shocked.

There were birds of paradise…..

And wolf demons………..

Everywhere………

Dead….

BOM BOM BOM!

AN: Okay, I sort of left you at a cliffie there. I hope you enjoyed that chappie! Thank you once again for reading and please review if you want. Just for you to know Ayame isn't dead and neither is Koga. And I'm very sorry that Bankotsu isso OOC. I mentioned this last chapter but I've never seen an episode or manga book with him in it. Sorry and Once again, thanks. The last thing is I'm not sure if there areother stories exactly like this one, so if there are, please tell me and I'llstop writing the story. I don't want to becopying everyones ideas. Thank youfor that too.Sincerely,

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