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"oi" Regular speak

"oi" Thoughts

"Bang" Actions during speaking

(A/N: My butt is warm) Me and information

Killing the Boredom, Fanfic Author Style

Chapter Two: Dessert Fun

"I can't believe we made it out of there alive," Cre said as he removed the last of bandages on his arm, "I thought Tsunade would have killed us th-"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN US!" Fallen interrupted him, his black eye keeping him from seeing all of Cre, a kunai in his back, and several dozen needles on his arms and legs. "She attacked me because you wanted me to carry you out of there, THEN YOU LEAVE IN THE DUST WHILE SHE WAS CHASING US SAYING IT WAS MY IDEA!" F.A. shouted at his blue haired, ass for a friend.

"heh heh, relax Fallen, at least we're ali- WHAM!" Cre started to say before Fallen's force with his fist sent Cre into the sand.

"Just shut up Cre, look I heard from a source that a strange girl with massive powers was spotted somewhere in the dessert, it could be a Mary-Sue and the last time I checked I have one kill and 15 points for a temple to temple shot." Fallen stated as he kept going, not bothering to help up his friend.

"Alright, alright….have you ever wonder why Mary-Sues are called that?" the blue haired one asked his 'devil for a name' friend.

"I did at once, but it just hurt my brain why they are, do you think a Mary-sue could be a guy also?" Fallen answered his buds question with one of his own.

"…maybe, or maybe they call them Mark-sams" Cre spoke like he was some kind of sage. Fallen just stared at his friend thinking maybe he was mentally ill. Neither one of the two noticed four shadows following them as the two hunters made their way through the dessert.

"You are a dumb-ass Cre, a hentia dumb-ass" Fallen said in a monotone voice that rivals that of Shino. (A/N: Shino: ACHOO….sniffle)

"I know," Cre simply said as he put of a goofy grin as they came to hill and saw a small dot in the middle of large group of other dots. "I think we found another Mary-Sue Fallen." He chuckled as he lay down on his stomach and looked through the scope of his Mary-Doom, Fallen copying his movements.

"We'll see in a few minutes," The black winged human said as he adjusted the scope to get a clearer view of the target, "You need to get her right between the eyes in order to beat me in points Cre." He ended with a sly grin on his face.

"I thought you hated the whole point system?"

"Hey, merging with an evil power will change your personality, but only slightly now shut it and get ready to take you shot already." Fallen said.

"Okay, okay damn man." Cre said as he lined up the cross-hair's in the scope so that the target's head was right in the middle. Our red eyed friend unconsciously barely stuck out his tongue as he turned off the safety on the gun, his trigger finger slowly put the it around the trigger and held his breathe, waiting for the right time to pull the trigger "almost there…just a li-"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" an annoying voice shouted behind our two hero's

"GAH BANG!" Cre screamed and pulled the trigger as he jumped causing the bullet to miss the Mary-Sue be a centimeter, "AW CARP ON A STICK I MISSED!" He screamed out in rage.

"I think that's the very least of our problems." Fallen said, turning to see where the voice came from, only to see a sight he did not want to see.

"What could be poss…ib…ly…worse…aw shit." was what the hentai fanfic author said as he turned around and saw what his friend was seeing, everyone's favorite ninja team were stand not too far behind them, and they didn't look happy to see them. "Hey there Team 7, what brings you out here?" he asked, ending in a nervous chuckle, Aw crap we are so dead, I hope there still not mad at me for th-

"I'LL KILL YOU FOR MAKING ME KISSING SASUKE-TEME SAYING IT WAS A MISSION!" Naruto screamed at Cre, point a finger at him. Sukura creaked her knuckles, and Sasuke pulled out a very large kunai. The Copy-ninja raised his headband up, he never forgave Cre for switching his Itcha Itcha book with the yaoi edition

Crap they did… were the thoughts that went through his mind, he looked toward his friend, only to see a note saying 'It's your own fault'.

Somewhere else in the dessert

Fallen heard the screams and cries of his friend and only grinned as he continued to walk towards the sunset.

Kills

Fallen Angel: 01

Cre A. Tor: 00

Voting time: I need some idea's on where else we should send our two hunters to hunt, send me you suggestions