Mdog: Finally here is my third chapter of Shad's adventure! Yo Gaara!
Gaara: …Yes?
Mdog: gives puppy eyes Please do the disclaimer?
Gaara: Fine. Mdog does not own Me or Naruto. If she did, she would protect us from Shad.
Shad: I heard that!
We last left our hero( hero? Shad a hero? HAHAHAHA! That's rich! Umm…back to the story) with Gaara and Naruto…( I pity them)
Naruto's House 12am
"Hm…a little more blush, a few more dabs of eye curler, and this!"
yawn "Ugh…Hannah…" Gaara groaned. What are you doing?"
He blinked a few more times. "Why the hell are you in Naruto's room and what is Naruto wear-BWAHAHAHAHA! rolling on the floor with uncontrollable laughter Hahaha! Rich! I'm gonna die laughing!" "Let me get my camra!"
"Hahaha!" Shad laughed. "Quite before you wake Naruto!"
Yes. Poor unfortunate Naruto. He was in a sleeping coma. His dog cap remained on his head but …um…the rest of him was disturbing. Naruto's chest was covered with a black lacey bra and to cover his pride he also wore a black thong. His face you could mistake for a girl. He wore blush on each cheek, eyeliner thickly rimed on his eyelashes and for the main event, his lips were covered with ruby red lipstick. Top it all off he fashionly displad sign around his neck that said it all. "I'M A HOE!"
Later in the morning…( Dun, dun,duuunnnnn)
"Wha-What the hell!" Naruto screamed from the bathroom. Gaara and Shad were chocking on their position.
"Why am I in woman's underwear and makeup!" He roared into their faces after coming from the bathroom.
Their mouth's quaking, and lip curling into a smile, there were about to answer when…
"Yo!" Kakashi waved as he barged in with two familiar faces.
"Nice to see you again… grandma," the voices spoke at the same time.
"Just step into the light," Kakashi groaned.
"Hiya Shad," Mdog said with enthusiasm. "What's up?"
"Hi granny," Maddie chirped.
"I AM NOT A GRANDMA! And how did you get here any way?" Shad puffed angrily.
"Well, it's a long story," Mdog, Maddie, and Kakashi replied unexpectedly at the same time.
End of chapter 3
Mdog: Well read and review! See ya!
Gaara:…Whatever…