This thought just came across my head one day.
Black Mage Rap
By Sanoon
Some of you might not know me,
But for the next few minutes, I'll be your homie.
Psyche!
I'm known throughout the lands as Black Mage.
You won't have time to run as I destroy you with my rage.
I've got my own life story,
And it's full of my glory.
So why don't you take a seat,
And enjoy some of the fine meat.
I've been rolling along the hills,
And I've never paid the bills.
Occasionally I come across a town,
But that never gets me down.
And those town guards are weaker than you think.
I kill 'em before they can even blink.
You call 'em strong guards.
I'd be hurt more from a band of bards.
And I know what you're thinkin'.
And I see the ladies winkin'.
Where do you get your gold?
Well, I take all that I can hold.
I'm a powerful mercenary.
Your enemies new worst adversary.
But you need proof?
Then get ready for the truth.
I once fought a strong wizard
I froze his ass with blizzard.
I've come across encampments,
That reminded me of old tournaments.
All the men would jump up and say, "My King!"
So I fried those bastards with lightning.
You thinkin' about taking on some Naga?
I'll burn those freaks with fireaga.
And once, I found a big red dragon.
Now I carry its great white skull in my wagon.
Oh look! A +9 sword.
I'm still a little bored,
So I'll hit you in the head with my staff.
That'll make me laugh.
Watch out! A lich.
I'll burn ya, bitch
Man, what crappy rhyming. Haha.