Finder77: Okay, oneshot... I think... I don't own Naruto...
One day, Sakura and Ino's bickering over Sasuke got a little too intense. They were basically going at each other in a cat fight and a circle of their peers had formed around them. You could hear the word 'fight' being chanted by some of the guys. "Come on Sakura, you can beat Ino!" yelled Naruto.
"Shut up, I'm trying to concentrate!" she yelled back.
"No matter how hard you 'concentrate', you still won't beat me, you big forehead"
"No way, Ino-pig! Sasuke loves me more and you know it"
"Then why don't you ask him?" asked Ino.
"Good idea, let's ask." So the crowd parted and there stood Sasuke.
"Oh no! Not again," he said as he turned to run away. Ino caught him though.
"So, Sasuke, who do you love more," said Ino. "Me," she batted he eyelashes and smiled, "Or ugly little miss forehead over there"
"Hey!" yelled Sakura.
"Well actually," said Sasuke, "I don't really love either of you... I love Hinata." Then he smiled at her and the audience gasped in awe.
"Eeep!" squealed Hinata. Ino and Sakura had caught her before she managed to escape. "H-hi," she whispered.
"I can't believe you, Hinata!" yelled Sakura. "Yeah, all this time you wanted Sasuke for yourself!" proclaimed Ino.
"N-no, I didn't, I swear. I don't even love Sasuke!" Sasuke slumped to the ground all drepressed.
"Prove it!" demanded Ino. "Yeah" said Sakura, "If you don't love Sasuke, then who do you love"
"Well," said Hinata. She glanced around nervously. "We're waiting!" said Ino as she held up a fist. "Fine," said Hinata. "I'll admit it! I love Uzumaki Naruto!" The crowd gasped in awe again. Hinata's secret love had been revealed. Naruto should have realized this was a great opportunity for him. That he should have accepted Hinata's love instead of trying in vain for Sakura's. But Naruto's kind of an idiot. So he said, "But I don't love Hinata, I love Sakura." The crowd gasped for the third time, but this time with less enthusiasm. Hinata started to cry hysterically.
"What a drag," said Shikamaru.
"Yeah, love triangles make my head hurt," said Choji.
"Wouldn't it be a love square?" asked Neji. "Because there's four people: Sakura, Sasuke, Hinata, and Naruto"
"You retard! There's no such thing as a love square!" yelled Kiba.
"I dunno, maybe," said Shino, "but I've never heard of it"
"Anything can happen with love!" proclaimed Rock Lee. "And I also love Sakura." Tenten gasped.
"You guys are so stupid!" yelled Kiba. Akamaru barked agreeing with him.
"Shut up, or I'll send my bugs on you!" threatened Shino.
"I can't believe no one loves me!" cried Ino.
"Me either!" said Sakura.
"But Naruto loves you," said Ino.
"Everyone knows he doesn't count!" said Sakura.
"Hey!" yelled Naruto. "That's not cool. Hey, wait a minute! Where did Hinata and Sasuke go?" Suddenly everyone stopped fighting and yelling. They looked around trying to find them.
"Where did Hinata and Sasuke go?" they all asked each other.

Meanwhile, at the nearest ramen restaurant:

"Thanks," said Sasuke as two heaping bowls of ramen were placed in front of him and Hinata. "You know, I've always enjoyed coming here but I don't usually come with someone," he said.
"It's so nice of you to treat me to ramen," said Hinata. "I can't believe I ever thought Naruto was cool. I was so wrong. I mean, he's such an idiot"
"I know! What a dunce!" Then they both laughed.

Finder77: Omigawd, I just had to write it. Review please.