Well, Deidara had successfully sculpted 37 different exotic species of sand birds and Sasori had played in the sand until his fingers were raw. Kisame had been swimming all morning long and he was still going at it. Itachi and Zetsu had finished reading, Itachi had already gotten 7 phone number from 7 different females and Zetsu was now trying to come to terms with the fact that his head looked like a giant Venus fly trap.

"You just don't get it Itachi-San! The reason all the women love you is because you have silky Pantene quality hair and a normal head! I look like a fucking plant…a plant Itachi!" Zetsu was having a moment indeed.

"Are you just now figuring this out?" Itachi asked.

"No! I mean yes! I mean I've always known I looked slightly photosynthetic…but my god now I know why all the other kids wouldn't play with me at recess…I know why I no one ever showed up at my birthday parties…oh my god…I'm spiraling! I'm spiraling!" Zetsu held his head in his hands.

"Um…there's a girl down there that has a head that looks like a sunflower…why don't you go talk to her." Itachi said. Zetsu quit crying.

"Oh my god! You are my best friend! You always know exactly what to say!" Zetsu hugged Itachi nearly squeezing him to death. It should be made clear that Itachi wasn't very huggable…especially when you looked like a plant. on Danna, yeah!" Deidara asked.

"No." Sasori answered dryly.

"Please Danna (Deidara calls him that for those of you who weren't sure why I put this in here it means master), it'll be fun, yeah!"

"No."

"Danna, danna, danna, danna, danna, danna…" Deidara whined.

"No! I am not going out there and riding waves with you!

12.5 seconds later

"I can not believe you talked me in to riding waves with you." Sasori grumbled as he followed a very delighted Deidara into the ocean. Now, please realize that when it came to dragging a six foot surf board into the waves Dediara wasn't the most coordinated. He had already been hit by three waves and nearly fell over each time and he kept turning sideways and hitting Sasori every time. "If you hit me with that board one more time…" Sasori was cut off by Deidara turning around and knocking Sasori over with the board.

"What did you say Sasori, yeah? Hey, did you fall down, yeah?" Deidara asked innocently. Sasori stood up and got slammed by a wave.

"Never mind…let's get this over with." Sasori said. The waves were fairly large and very 'surfable'.

"Okay, Sasori Danna, I'm going to lay down first and then you jump on top of me and we'll ride the wave in, yeah. Just make sure you hold on to the side of the board and your chest has to be over my ass so your feet don't hang off the end of the board, yeah." Deidara instructed. Sasori twitched and glared at Deidara.

"There is no way in HELL I am touching your ass with any part of me. Let me on the board and you lay on me!"

"Hmmm….no that won't work, yeah, you can't guide the board, yeah." Deidara said. The two of them had already missed 4 killer waves.

"Well, you're doing this by yourself because I am so not doing that!"

37.2 seconds later

"I can not believe I'm getting this close to your ass!" Sasori was more than pissed. Deidara laughed; sometimes he was a little too secure with himself.

"Okay, now when I tell you to jump on me…you have to jump fast of we'll miss the wave, yeah." Well, three waves came and Deidara told Sasori to jump and every time Sasori missed and both of them managed to fall off the board and into the waves. Fortunately, Deidara had the board attached to him with one of those neat Velcro straps. By the 10th time…they got it right…sort of. The impact of the wave made them both wipe out in the sand. It gave a whole new meaning to the term 'sandy blonde'.

"Itachi! I look like a shark! Kisame said, his eyes round in amazement. Itachi closed his book and looked utterly pissed at Kisame.

"What did you think you looked like?"

"A fish! I mean a shark is a fish but the resemblance is uncanny! While I was swimming one swam up to me and we looked into each other's eyes and we swam together! Itachi! I have found where I belong." Kisame was having his moment…similar to Zetsu.

"You mean in the Akatsuki?" Itachi asked unamused.

"No! I'm going to be the next great shark researcher/impersonator!" Kismae declared.

"You are a fucking moron…now shut up…sit down and put this sun block on my back so I can go walk down the beach…wait never mind…I'll get her to put this on me.' With that, Itachi and his long black hair let Kisame. Zetsu soon returned to the staked out beach area only to see Kisame under the umbrella.

"Kisame! I met a girl who has a head that looks like a sunflower!"

"Zetsu…I look like a shark!" And they hugged each other.

Until later…I'll leave you with this image…