"Wow, you all must really like dip!" a most lovely brunette said to Itachi. The party had begun.

"Wanna taste any of it?" He asked, his hands on her shoulders.

"No, that's okay I'm allergic to dip. But, I'll taste you later." She answered. And with that Itachi felt like the party was a success.

"You know, you did a great job on this dip." A very drunk Sasori said to Zetsu.

"Um…Sasori…you made the dip…all the dip." Zetsu said. Sasori laughed hysterically. It was at this point Zetsu figured he should drink more so he could be that delirious. Zetsu decided to get into the incredibly inflatable filled pool and drink. He talked drunk Sasori in to joining him.

"Oh my god! How much had Deidara had to drink?" Kisame asked Itachi.

"He's pretty hammered…of course I'm pretty hammered so you may have to ask me that again tomorrow. Why do you ask?" Itachi questioned opening liquor for his new lady friend.

"Well, he has Sasori's cell phone so I assume that he's calling Orochimaru and talking to either him or Kabuto." Kisame said.

"Oh damn it! Get that phone away from him!" Itachi said. Deidara was laughing like a fool and floating around in the pool with Sasori and Zetsu…it was pretty funny because Deidara was on the Corona raft drinking the hardest of the hard liquor. However, he had forgotten to change before getting into the pool so now his clothes were soaked.

"Kabuto! You stupid bastard! You can't come over, yeah. We're at the beach, yeah! Oh and you know what! I know why you don't wear contacts, yeah! You have astigmatism which makes contact wearing difficult, yeah! Ha! You're screwed, yeah!" It was interesting to hear only one side of the conversation. "What! No! No! Oh you bastard, yeah! Take it back! Take it back! Okay, first off I am a natural blonde you ass hole, yeah! Second Akatsuki is not a club! We're an organization! You're just jealous because you're not cool enough or pretty enough to be in our club, yeah. Shit! Organization! Yeah!"

"Oh man, Deidara's doing the 'angry blonde bitch in a check-out line' routine." Drunk Sasori said.

"The who?" Zetsu asked.

"You've never seen that skit…just watch there's lots of 'fuck you bitch, yeah,' lots of finger zigzagging, and lots of hair flipping. He did this in a checkout line once." Zetsu and Sasori watched Deidara flip out over Kabuto's comment about him not being a natural blonde.

"No! No! Go to hell! You're hair is white, yeah! No! Fuck you bitch, yeah."

"Oh here it comes…" Sasori said. They watched Deidara argue with Kabuto until he got so infuriated that he hung up.

"So which one do you want to talk to? The blonde or the sociopath?" Kisame asked one of the female guests who was standing beside him at the dip table.

"I want to talk to you." She said.

"Excuse me…what?" he asked her. He figured he had drunk too much.

"Well, yeah, you totally look like a shark! Sharks are only my favorite ocean animal! And so Kisame found a great conversationalist for the rest of the evening. Zetsu and Sasori had started making bets at this point as to who Itahci and Dediara would make out with. They were both so drunk they could barely stand…so it was hard to tell.

"Oh my god! I'm blonde…and you're blonde!" she must have been pretty drunk to have said this to Deidara.

"Oh my god! You're right, yeah." Dediara said…with the same drunken shock.

"So what's your name?" she asked.

"Dediara, yeah."

"Oh my god! My name is Danielle! Those both start with a D!" Genius…pure…genius..

"Do you like Play-Doh barber shop?" Deidara asked with one wide blue eye.

"I LOVE Play-Doh barber shop!" she practically screamed. And with that Deidara and…Danielle went off to play Play-Doh barber shop…drunk…

This brings us to the point in the evening where everyone is so drunk that they aren't expecting 'the leader' to call…well…the phone rang and Itachi answered it like an idiot.

"Oh my god! Everyone shut up it's 'the leader'!" he hissed. He still had the same girl wrapped around his hip…that was okay but everyone had to be completely silent.

"Put him on speaker phone." Kisame mouthed to Itachi. So, Itachi put 'the leader' on speaker phone.

"Uh…hi, 'the leader'…..how's it going?"

"Itachi, I'm just calling to check in. How is everything at the house?"

"Things are great…the beach kicks total ass!"

"You moron! You can't say beach to 'the leader'!" Sasori (still pretty trashed) said loudly.

"Good…how are the boys? Is Sasori enjoying the sand? Is Zetsu working on his tan? Did Kiasme visit the botanical garderns yet? Has Deidara gotten his hair stuck in the can opener like he did last summer? Are you getting laid?"

"Uhhh…well…yes, yes, no no and…call me tomorrow morning and I'll tell you all about that last one."

"It sounds like you all are having a great time! I'll let you get back to whatever you were doing. Tell the boys I said hi!" Itachi quickly hung up the phone. The party resumed. The dip was actually a hit…Sasori had a knack for dip making. They partied most of the evening away…oh you can almost feel the hangover already…