Hey everybody! I'm back in town and I just got a chapter done. Enjoy!
"Oooooh….shhhhhhhit…yeeeeah." Deidara slowly raise his head off the pillow. He brushed the blonde hair from out of his big blue eye and gasped at the sight beside him.
"Oh….my….god…yeah. Did I sleep with you and not offer you an extra pillow, yeah?
"No, you slept with her and gave her the extra pillow." The girl beside him said. Deidara blink like a hundred times and then looked at the other side of him who was still passed out cold and completely naked under the covers.
"Oooooooh….this isn't good, yeah. Was I mean to you? I don't want to be mean, yeah." A very hung over Deidara asked. The girl giggled.
"Oh of course not, I slept with the red head and he kind of passed out in the floor and then the plant guy told me to come in here that you had the big bed. Of course, I'm thinking I should have talked you into sloppy seconds…no one's ever made my friend scream like that." The girl said. Deidara acted as if his brain was in maximum overdrive and on the verge of overheating.
"Why do I not remember having really good sex…maybe it was Itachi and not me, yeah?" He said out loud but to himself. The girl heard this.
"Oh no, it was you. When I came in here there was a condom lying in the middle of that black shirt." She said. Deidara looked slowly to where Itachi's shirt was. He laughed maniacally. "That's Itachi's shirt…he can't wear it because it's covered in semen, yeah." He felt so powerful right now. With that Deidara dropped his head back down into his pillow.
Meanwhile in another hung over bedroom Itachi was sitting on the edge of his bed staring blankly at the wall. His hair was less than perfect this morning, he had no idea where his shirt was and he didn't remember going to bed in the boxers he was wearing this morning. At this point he was pissed as hell that the girl he had woken up with was getting dressed and completely not hung over. He didn't understand why this 110 pound female could tolerate liquor better than he could.
"I've never had sex like that…if you weren't so hung over we'd do it again this morning. I'm out and heading to the beach. Let me know if you guys do anything else while you're here." And with that she was gone. Itachi wasn't completely positive what she said. After she had walked over Zetsu, Kisame, and Sasori to leave Itachi stumbled into the kitchen to make extra black extra strong coffee. He began clumsily preparing the coffee filter. It was at this point when two girls completely dressed emerged from Deidara's room. They too went out the door exhausted but not hung over…and one of those girls could barely move her legs. Sharingan began burning in Itahci's eyes as Deidara appeared looking weak and sick as hell. Itachi glared at him.
"What, yeah?" Dediara said sitting on top of Sasori not even seeing him on the couch. Sasori immediately awoke and started thrasing. Deidara ended up in the floor and Sasori was so worked up over being awaken so suddenly that he had to run to the bathroom and throw up.
"Both of them? Both? Two?" Itachi demanded.
"No…just one…Sasori slept with the other one, yeah." Deidara said with his face in the floor and blonde hair spread out everywhere. Sasori returned.
"Oh, fuck…this is the worst fucking hangover I've ever had." Sasori said sitting back on the couch. "Itachi, hurry up with the coffee." Kisame and Zetsu awoke nearly simultaneously.
"Okay…someone fill me in because the last thing I remember is hearing someone screaming 'Oh god, do it harder' and I no fucking clue which room that came from." Kisame said holding his head.
"Man, I can't fill you in because the last thing I remember is laughing my ass off because Sasori was pouring water all over my head…he mistook me for a plant…again."
"Well, the last thing I remember is making out with some girl…she was hot and I couldn't believe she wanted to make out with me and not Deidara." Sasori said.
"Yeah, you slept with her…Dediara's laying on the condom..he's just too much of an idiot to realize it." Itachi said waiting for the coffee to brew. It was then that Deidara flung Sasori's used condom at Itachi…thank god for high dosage rage pills otherwise Deidara may have just died that moment. Deidara had really shitty aim because it landed down the hallway instead. Itachi poured the first cup of coffee and handed it to Sasori. He gave the next cup to Kisame, then Zetsu and finally Deidara rolled over and sat up enough to drink a cup. Itachi stood in the kitchen and drank his cup. Everyone agreed that the day would consist of a lot of headache medicine and very little food…it wasn't like anyone could keep anything down anyway.
"Okay, listen are we going to try and go inland tonight?" Itachi asked.
"Yes." Zetsu answered immediately.
"Yes, we gotta hit the boardwalk." Kisame insisted.
"Yeah, we should but we really really need to go get to bed and sober up like a lot before we try that. God…we're such morons." Sasori said. So it was agreed…lay around and drink coffee all day until the hang over effects wore off…Ah, the akatsukis…so drunk…so hung over…so good at not thinking of the consequences of too much alcohol.