16 Tylenol Advanced Strength Formula capsules, and 7 times total throwing up later…our beloved Akatsukis had come out of their hangover and were ready for a night on the boardwalk.

"Zetsu! Is this shirt too tight?" Sasori asked. He looked good…he looked real good. Sasori was dressed in a very skin tight white t-shirt that showed off everything he had and lose fitting jeans.

"No, Sasori…you look hot. If I were into guys I'd make out with you." Sasori must have really looked hot because Zetsu just didn't say things like that…that was Deidara's job. Kisame was dressed as if he hadn't even tried…in jeans and a dark blue t-shirt with a white one underneath it. Of course, Kisame didn't really care because Itachi always picked up the women that could have been his.

"So are you ready for a night of insaneness?" Zetsu asked Kisame.

"Always." Kisame answered…the moron was already drinking even though he had sobered up only a matter of hours ago. Itachi the drama queen came running out of his bedroom.

"Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Deidara! I need you! Get your ass out here now!" Itachi was in pure panic mode…but damn did he look hot. Itachi was wearing nice loose fitting jeans and a black button down shirt…with only one button actually buttoned. He had the sleeves rolled up to his elbows. He was also wearing a leather band around his wrist (yes, he looked hot). And he was showing the world the top of his…well Deidara's… Calvin Klein boxers. Deidara came running into the living room hearing Itachi's dramatic cries of desperation.

"Itachi! What's wrong, yeah?" Itachi sighed and tried to contain himself.

"Okay…should I put my back off my neck or leave it loose?" That was his problem? Deidara thought really hard for a moment.

"Let it loose, yeah." He finally answered. Itachi gasped.

"You're wearing jeans from Express Mens! Oh my god! You bastard you said we would go there together! I bet they were on sale too, you fucker!" Deidara looked very guilty.

"Yes! Yes! I went without you and yes they were on sale, yeah. I'm sorry…but this was the only 28 x 32 they had, yeah." Deidara sulked…but he looked fucking sexy while he was doing it. He was the opposite of Itachi. He had a white button down shirt…with no buttons buttoned and a black cord necklace that hung no lower than the bottom of his neck. And, since Itachi took his Calvin Klein…Deidara took Itachi's Nautica.

"Okay, so are we ready now?" Kisame asked.

"Yes, yes we're ready." Itachi reassured him taking a final brush through his shiny Pantene quality hair. So they left for the boardwalk. Once they had arrived at the boardwalk, they indeed turned heads…lots of heads. The evening sun was beginning to set and so it was decided it was time to hit the club. The five of them were standing in front of one of the hottest night spots on the beach: "The Green Beast"

"Okay. Why does this name sound so familiar?" Kiasme asked.

"Hmmm…it does doesn't it?" Everyone shrugged it off and walked up to the door. Of course, they had to get by the bouncer.

"Uchiha." Itachi said to the bouncer shaking hands with him and slipping him some money. They're with me. The bouncer eyed everyone and then let them in. Upon entering the club the first thing they heard was Haddaway's What is Love (baby don't hurt me). The place was already packed and the décor was quite swank indeed. The five of them looked around.

"Oh my god…look who's at the bar pouring drinks!" Itachi was enraged, sharingan activated an all. It was none other than Kakashi…the five of them immediately went over to the bar.

"Hatake Kakashi!" Itachi screamed at him

"Uchiha Itachi?" Kakashi said calmly.

"Hatake Kakashi!"

"Uchiha Itachi."

"Hatake Kakashi!" Then Kisame slapped Itachi and told him to get over it. "What the hell are you doing here?" Itachi demanded.

"Well, I work the bar and Gai he owns this place, along with his student Rock Lee." Kakashi said calmly mixing up a Long Island Iced Tea. It was then that the five Akatsuki members looked to the dance floor only to find the one and only Maito Gai and Rock Lee breaking out some killer dance moves. "Of course, we figured we needed a female with some nice cleavage to work the door and so since Tsunade is too busy…we brought Kurenai and since she can't go 24 hours without fucking Asuma…he's in on this too. Want something to drink?" Kakashi (still calm) asked.

"Oh I'll have…"

"Shut up!" Itachi cut Deidara off. Itachi was so incredibly pissed off. "That's it…we…the Akatsukis challenge you and your…friends to a dance off. Get you ass out there. Deidara, Kisame, Zetsu, Sasori…come on. Let's show them where it's at!" Itahci said and so they cleared everyone out of the way on the dance floor and waited for the Konoha bunch to gather. So, it was Gai, Rock Lee, Kakashi, Kurenai, and Asuma versus the Akatsukis in an all out dance war.

"Cue music!" Gai sahouted. Everyon in the club was suddenly silent and chose 'sides'.

"Itachi, you're hot…take your shirt off for this." Zetsu said. Of course, once he did this half the room nearly went crazy. And now C & C Music Factory's Everybody Dance Now. The music started and Akatsuki danced first.

"Oh my god…where did they get those killer synchronized moves?" Gai asked Kakashi.

"I don't know…maybe that watch that show…'So You Think You Can Dance'."

"Top that." Itachi said flipping black hair back and forth. Konoha took off with some pretty impressive moves.

"Itachi, they're really good…Sasori whispered." And so Akatsuki danced again…and then Konoha….and then Akatsuki…finally it was time for the final dance showdown…the winner…Akatsuki.

"Ha! You got serviced, yeah!" Deidara said doing his snap the fingers flip the hair thing. Itachi held his head in shame.

"You fucking moron…it's YOU GOT SERVED!"

"We have one question…" Gai asked timidly.

"What?" Sasori said.

"Yeah, what?" Zetsu chimed in.

"Where did you all get those wicked moves?"

"Every 6 weeks we learn 27 new pre-choreographed routines…in the event that we're challenged to a dance off. 'The leader' is a great dancer." Itachi said. "Now, Kakashi…I expect you to fix us a strong drink." Itachi said.

Well, this is how the Akatsukis club…until later…