Chapter 7: Kuoh Academy
Another long overdue chapter. I have Verizon and the service isn't great, at random times during the day my data would slow to a crawl (2 bars maximum) and that has been a major pain in the ass. This not only affected this story but my daily life in general. I've called Verizon and they said they will check out the towers near me and see is there something wrong with the tower or is something blocking the signal to my house.
I also had a little difficulty writing this chapter, but unlike last chapter this is where my inexperience as an author shows.
Turns out I suck at writing normal everyday type of dialog and actions. Almost every chapter had some kind of violence involved and that easily let me keep the flow going, but this chapter is pretty chill compared to the others. To simplify say it, it was weird trying to write Issei without him trying to mutilate someone, and hopefully as I write more I can get better. When? That's unknown it might show in mid-to-late chapters or even another story (if I even write another), so if things seem cringe or a little cliche then forgive me.
I would respond to some reviews but I'm not going to try my luck with this service so I'm going to try post this chapter now. Same with grammar there might be more mistakes than usual.
Also just letting you guys know that the first 500 or so words of this chapter will reflect on a particular conversation I had with my friend the week prior. It's about a debatable topic that shouldn't even be debatable.
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Issei woke up with a yawn, today felt special yet he didn't know why. He got up and did his daily routine, working out, showered, brushed his teeth, got dressed, and went to get a bowl of cereal for breakfast. Walking into the living room he saw Kuzuryu on the couch watching TV, he figured he'll join her. Walking into the kitchen he started getting the things he needs. While he was pouring the cereal into the bowl first like a normal person Kuzuryu walked in and grabbed a bowl for herself, she then poured the milk in the bowl first which garnished a horrid reaction from Issei.
Kuzuryu put the top back on the milk and looked up seeing a look of pure disgust on his face. "What's wrong?"
Issei gasped, "What's wrong? What do you mean what's wrong!? You poured the milk in the bowl before the cereal!"
She looked back perplexed, "What's wrong with that?"
"Everything! What are you, some kind of monster?"
"By human standards, yes."
Issei looked down, 'Damn she got me on that.', looking back up he gathered his resolve, "Still don't do it."
"Why?"
"Just don't."
"Why?"
"Just don't."
"Why?"
"Just don't."
"Why?"
"Just don't."
"Why?"
"Because it is an ATROCITY!" Issei snapped, "It's the greatest sin you could ever commit."
"What category does it fall under in the seven deadly sins?"
"It's worse than all of them."
"I don't believe you at all." She deadpanned.
"Well you should."
"I see no advantages or disadvantages between the two methods of getting nutritional energy in you."
"Here let me show you." He pulled out two more bowls. "Here I have two bowls, with one I will do it the right way, and with the other I'll do it the moronic way." He then got a box of cereal.
"I will now pour the Frosted Fruity Loop Honey Bunches of Corn Flakes into the bowl and watch this." He then poured the milk in.
"Look at this! Look how the milk flows throughout the cereal, slowly getting them ready for the trip to my mouth. The milk washes the cereal for their last trip they'll take before they meet their end." Grabbing the spoon he took a mouthful into his mouth and closed his eyes, a hum of satisfaction rang out.
"I can feel the emotion, I can visualize the journey they took from the soil, to the factory, to the store, and then here. All the blood sweat and tears were poured in and each little grain of cereal is screaming with joy knowing that their purpose is finally fulfilled. I can hear them chant "eat me, eat me, eat me!" it is truly beautiful, shame people take it for granted."
He swallowed with an audible gulp.
*clicks tongue* "Nice." He then grabbed the other bowl and looked at Kuzuryu who looked disturbed.
"Now let's do it the dumbass way." Pouring the milk in the bowl. "Look at the lack of life and emotions. It's blank, depressing some would say." He then poured the cereal, it piled up in the bowl. Taking the spoon he ate at the top first.
"I'm just crunching on plain cereal that hasn't been purified by the heavenly powers of milk. It feels tainted and inexpressive." He continued eating until he got to the ones that were in the milk.
"Look at them, their all soggy and depressed." Issei shook his head. Kuzuryu was silent the whole time as she stared at Issei munching on cereal
...
...
"Don't you have school today?" Issei dropped his spoon.
"Fuck."
(time skip 2 minutes)
/The Skill: Sprint: Has Been Activated\
Issei shot through the streets in a blind panic. "SHIT I CAN'T BE LATE TO MY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!" He blurred past people, ran through traffic, and parkoured through the district. Once the school was in visual range he stopped and checked the time. '8:35, good I still have time for the orientation.' Getting the wrinkles out of his uniform that Entropy had to remake to fit his size, he walked closer to the school.
A certain smell caught his attention, 'Something smells off." A message appeared in front of him.
/Multiple Supernaturals Detected\
/You Are Entering The Heart Of A Devil's Territory\
'Shit why devils, Entropy how much power am I displaying?'
{I lowered the power of my gear down to about the power of a low class devil. I hope Ddraig did the same}
[Don't worry I did it, but we still got a problem. It's taking a lot of power to conceal you on a level above than what we do at your house which still gives of a decent amount of power. Another problem is that you give off a dragon's aura, however the only way for someone to identify it they would previously need to have contact with a dragon. Dragons however are scarce so you they won't identify you as a dragon hybrid]
'Anything else I need to know?'
[The only bad thing I can imagine happening is you randomly giving off a large influx of energy which is bad for obvious reasons. Another issue might be your shadow, look behind you]
He did just that and looked down at his shadow to see it flowing and kicking around like it is alive.
[Both me and Entropy are suppressing your shadow which takes more power to conceal, and it is feisty at times so be aware around groups of people]
'Noted, let's get through this day without any trouble yeah?'
Walking up to the entrance he was met by a gate which gave the school a royal feeling to it. Right by the gate was what looked like a fellow student sitting in a desk. She wore the standard female uniform with had long straight black hair, and blue semi-rimmed glasses that showed light brown eyes. However, what caught his attention the most was her smell.
'She definitely isn't human. I wonder is she a devil?', he pondered. Walking to the desk her eyes narrowed as she observed him intently, he guessed she knew he wasn't normal as well.
"Hi, I am Issei Hyoudou, a second year high school student at this school, may I ask what a lady like you is sitting in this sun all by yourself?" He greeted with a smile. The female's face didn't seem to budge as she started shifting through papers.
"I'm Tsubaki Shinra, a third year student and current member of the student council. If you need to know what my task is, it is to verify that each person entering this school is an actual student of Kuoh Academy. After a certain incident caused by two male students it has been decided that certain measures needed to be taken."
'Two male students... it can't be..' he started to panic a bit. "What did those two do, to cause such a response?
"Well for starters they were massive perverts. During the first three months of their freshman year they have been caught in the act of perversion over 70 times from somehow managing to either make or discover a peeking hole to watch female club members change to constant sexual harassment of females. For their acts they were dubbed the "perverted duo."
"Oh", Issei seethed through his teeth. "And what were the names of these students?"
She didn't pay Issei a second glance as she continued to look at his profile before giving it to him and rearranged some more student profiles. "If you want to know the names of those fiends then Matsuda and Motohama should satisfy you. In my opinion them being expelled was a good riddance and-!" She didn't get to finish her sentence as Issei accidentally let loose some power which blew some papers on the ground.
Quickly realizing his mistake he picked up the papers and handed it back to her. "Well I'm glad this school was able to expose and get rid of those treacherous students, but I think the assembly will start soon. I'll see you around Tsubaki-senpai." Issei walked away in a hastened paste.
She stared at the retreating figure and looked over where he once stood to see the concrete had very noticeable cracks in it. 'I need to inform Sona about this student..', her desk suddenly broke apart leaving all of her papers on the ground, 'as soon as possible.' Tsubaki sighed and tried to get back to work.
'THOSE ASSHOLES! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY NOT ONLY GOT CAUGHT BUT KICKED OUT AS WELL! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO STICK TOGETHER THEY FUCKING PROMISED!'
This day has already gone horribly wrong for Issei. Taking a moment to cool down he carried on.
Walking into the school he took in the prestige this building was giving off. The architecture was extraordinary. He was so occupied looking at the design he didn't notice the stares that some students were giving him. He walked to the assembly hall and was greeted again by a female student that had a weird smell.
She had white hair that went a little past her shoulders and blueish-green eyes. What pained him the most was that she had a great pair of tits. To bad he wasn't into oppai anymore, but his perverted fantasies and porn will have to suffice.
For now at least.
"Nice to meet you, I'm Momo Hanakai I'll take your papers and tell you where to sit for the assembly." Handing her the papers the weird smell was strong in the assembly room to the point that it was almost repulsive. After a few minutes she smiled at him, "Alright go take a seat in section 2 right over there. Enjoy your school year." Issei just nodded and hurried inside.
Deciding to sit in the nearest open seat in his section he used this time to get a feel of his surroundings. Doing a quick check he didn't like the results. 'There're fucking everywhere.' He felt surrounded, eyes from multiple directions glanced or stared at him some human, some not. 'You know what school doesn't seem like a good idea, Ddraig what do you think?'
[I'm not one bound to human rules or morality so I just say you simply don't come to school often if you wish to do so. These devils have definitely caught sight of you, and we don't know how they will react, so I suggest you move with caution and teleport after school straight to the house]
'Makes sense.' Calming down he noticed a group of girls staring at him, the brown and pink haired ones being most noticeable. Giving them a welcoming smile and wave they blushed and instantly went to gossiping.
'Didn't expect that reaction, but that's OK.'
The banter came to a stop as another female student with a strong smell walked to the stage. She had short black hair and wore glasses, she held a serious look as she scanned the crowd in front of her, they both locked eyes for a second before continuing.
She cleared her throat and started to give a speech that Issei instantly drowned out in favor of rethinking his actions.
'This is a huge risk I'm taking here, they obviously know that I'm not human, well full human. These devils are well...devils and of anything I already know and a glimpse of what Entropy told me way back when I first met him then even if these guys aren't a threat they might have some alternative motives.'
{Even if what I said was a gross simplification doesn't mean I was missing any points or uttered a falsehood. Stereotypes have some truth to them, even if that truth is insignificant. Devils and Fallen Angels are ones you should always take seriously, we don't know what they are planning and how they will react. I can tell they are scrambling mentally about who you are and what they should do}
'Well I can already sense that I'm stronger than every devil I came across. So do you guys think I should just drop out of school?'
[No]
{No}
[We're dragons boy and dragons won't let something like devils impede their desires. We already knew that we would be discovered sooner or later, so we might as well roll with it]
Issei couldn't help to agree with Ddraig. Loud clapping rose him from his thoughts, and he quickly joined in. A few seconds later the student continued.
"Once your name is called you can come and get your schedule, after that you can head to class, but feel free to explore the school or talk as long you make it to class ok time."
Issei patiently waited for his name to be called and tried to spot the devils which was a little difficult with the large crowds. When his name was called he walked up and got his schedule he started to make his way towards the exit but decided to pause for a second to look over the subjects he will take. He was interrupted when those two girls that he thought were gossiping about him came to greeted him.
"Hi there, my name is Murayama.", the brown haired girl introduced herself, "And I'm Katase.", the pink haired one followed up. "Well greetings, I'm Issei Hyoudou."
Murayama hummed, "Say are you new here? I haven't seen you around last year."
Issei rubbed his hand, "Yeah I was actually accepted last year but decided to be homeschooled."
Katase spoke up, "Oh yeah I remember seeing your name! You're the one that got the highest score on the final exam!"
Issei was taken aback by what she said but quickly recovered, "Yeah that's me."
'I didn't take any exam though?'
{Yeah I forgot to tell you that I snuck one of your doppelgängers to take the test for you while you was sleeping in late}
'But that's cheating!'
{I don't care}
'I don't care either, thanks man.'
{No problem}
He saw both of the girls eyes sparkle, "Wow smart, handsome, and a gentleman!" Katase gleamed. "And don't forget strong, that shirt can't hide those muscles~" she cooed as she traced a finger over his arm. Their admiration were interrupted by girls screaming like they were at a concert when a young man whom even Issei had to admit was handsome with blonde hair and blue eyes, but most importantly was the devilish smell he gave off.
"Who is he?" Issei asked. Katase glanced at the commotion. "Oh that is Yuuto Kiba, the prince of our school, all the girls have a crush on him, but..", she paused and continued to touch his arm, "I feel like he might have a competition for the crown."
Now that really got his gears turning. Feeling a red haired girl stare hard into his back he decided this was a good time to leave. "Hey you girls wouldn't mind giving me a tour of the school would you?"
Both girls blushed and grabbed his arms, "We wouldn't dare say no, let's go!" They left the assembly after that.
Now having a general idea of where everything was he also discovered that the three had some classes together that pleased all three. Issei particularly was steaming with perverted thoughts as he watched both of their butts as they moved to another area.
'Hehehe that ass will be mine!'
{Remember this Issei. With great power comes great big booty bitches}
'Amen.'
The bell rung and ushered everyone to class. The rest of Issei's day went by fast. At the end of the day he hightailed out of the school and went to the nearest ally to teleport.
(time skip)
The next month went by with the relatively same routine. Issei would either skip classes or spend days out of school. When he was in school it was either to take a test or just hang out with Katase and Murayama. He'd gotten a lot closer with the two, and they even invented him to join their Kendo club which he politely declined. Keeping an eye out and avoiding those devils became a hassle though as they were slowly becoming more persistent. First it was just meeting each other in the hallway, then it turned into more frequent encounters that he would get out of in seconds. This however prompted them to basically stalk him as a short white haired girl always tried to tail him, but he was crafty enough to avoid her.
Sighing at the thought of these devils he made his way inside to school to do a simple math test. Inside the cafeteria he sat down at a table by himself and started to eat his breakfast. He was a loner which he honestly preferred in the situation he was in. The only people he would really talk to is Murayama and Katase, but it seemed they have already gone to class. When by himself he would usually browse the internet and watch YouTube videos and that was exactly what he was doing.
Munching on some cereal he was watching the YouTuber Markiplier which he started to watch more frequently. Funny guy that always brought a smile to his face, now he is watching his Five Night's At Freddy's playlist and while doing so would force Entropy and Ddraig to watch also which the Youtuber surprisingly entertained both dragons.
Loud screams and gasp interrupted his video as he looked up and saw Kiba and now identified short white haired devil girl was named Koneko Toujou walked into the cafeteria and locked eyes with him. They looked like they were going to make their way over to him but were stopped in their tracks by fans swarming them, which gave Issei a chance to disappear.
Walking down the hall Issei shook his head, 'This is the seventh time this month that either of them tried to approach me, they are certainly getting bolder and I don't like that. They certainly don't see me as a threat as I feel like they would have 'dealt' with me a while ago. Their motives are unclear and suspicious no doubt.'
Over the time he figured out that everyone in the student council were devils and that this club called the "Occult Research Club" were also full of devils and that some of the most popular people were in that club.
Issei entered the classroom just in time for the bell to ring and sat down at his desk and waited to do his test. A few minutes later the teacher handed out the test and he went to work.
After a few minutes he was the first to turn in his test which everyone gawked at hiw fast he completed it. Sighing at their gawking he wondered why they didn't watch Indian guys when they know the subject best. He was originally going to ask to go to the bathroom and disappear for the day, but fate was not on his side.
"Issei Hyoudou, report to the student council room... immediately." The intercom rang.
He could've ignored it if it wasn't for the students and more importantly the teacher watching him. Sighing he walked out of the door and trudged his way to the accursed room.
'What the hell do they want with me, didn't a new transfer student come in today? They should deal with them before me in my opinion.'
Now in front of the door the smell of devils was intense. Issei started to sweat with anticipation of what he was about to face.
[Let's try to get through this without bloodshed]
{But be ready to rip their throats out if needed}
Issei didn't see it but when he started to get nervous his shadow flared around on the ground as if it was responding to Issei's emotions. They were certainly ready to appear at a moments notice. Swallowing his fear he boosted his confidence by remembering who he is, who his companions are, and most importantly his goals. He couldn't stop here, and he couldn't be afraid.
Fear wasn't an option.
Opening the student council door he was instantly in front of every devil that he knew of in this school. Glancing around at everyone and took notice of the fancy design before walking in he looked down at the president that was sitting in a no doubt expensive chair.
"Welcome Issei Hyoudou, I think you know why I have called you here."
Deciding to play dumb Issei responded, "And why would the glorious leader of the student council decide to summon me to her humble abode?"
Seeing her face scrunch up she bit back, "Don't be coy, who are you?"
Feeling his heart starting to quicken he retained his carefree demeanor, "I am nobody you guys need to worry about, I mean look at me! I'm at the top for my year and haven't been in trouble even once."
"Are you seriously unaw-"
"My attendance is a bit rusty though, I usually sleep in or skip school to watch porn." Their reactions were hilarious. Some were shocked by his boldness, others were disgusted, but one black long haired girl decided to make things worse.
"My, my and what kind of adult videos do you watch Issei-kun?" The red haired was about to interrupt her but Issei responded before she could say a word.
"Oh I'm not picky at all, ebony, hentai, milfs, blowjobs, anal, creampies, the list goes on. Asses though? Man you can't go wrong!"
Sona rose and slammed her hands on the desk, "I-Issei Hyoudou w-we will not condone perverted a-actions in this school!" She yelled with a light blush on her face.
"What? I just answered the most worthwhile question anyone had asked me in my whole time at this school." Issei said with a shit eating grin on his face as he made everyone in the room mad or highly uncomfortable.
"Enough! Let's get straight to the point." Wings bursted from their backs that looked almost exactly like bat wings. Deciding that the joking was over Issei's face turned serious.
"What exactly do you devils want? If you invited me here just to show me some wings then this was just a huge waste of time." He said sternly.
The queen of the school spoke out. "Do you even know who we are? I am Rias Gremory, heiress of the Gremory Clan after my older brother who is the current Lucifer." She stated with pride.
Sona pushed up her glasses and carried on, "And I'm Sona Sitri, heiress of the Sitri clan, and the younger sister of a Leviathan."
Issei was almost taken back not out of fear but disgust, "Wow you both said that with such an ego that I thought a crown would appear on your heads." This seemed to dig under their skin an offended look appeared on their faces.
"Look here princesses," Issei's eyes started to glow his classic light green which made everyone tense and put their guard up. "I have no current reason to be a threat to any of you, I just want to enjoy my high school experience without any problems, I see you guys are ready to attack me like I'm the bad guy here, but if we look at past events you guys were way more antagonistic than I have ever been."
He pointed to the student council members, "You guys keep unceremoniously "bumping" into me in the hallway and try to strike up a dumb conversation or forceful so-called check ups." He then pointed to Kiba and Koneko, "And you guys keep following me around the school, especially you Ms. Loli you need to start training on being stealthy and not flaring your power every three minutes. As a matter of fact this is how you be stealthy!"
/The Skill: Invisibility: Has Been Activated\
Turn you and your allies invisible to not only the naked eye but all other senses
Disappearing right in front made them all jump. They locked around frantically but to no avail. Sona walked from behind her desk and stood where Issei once was. "Did he leave?" Momo asked.
"Nope still here." His voiced ranged causing her to shriek. Issei was sitting in Sona's chair just to agitate the girl. Deciding to make her even more mad he laid back and put his feet on her desk. "Look how about this, we leave each other alone, and we both be on our merry way?"
Sona seethed at the attitude Issei was displaying. "You don't have any right to order any one of us around in our territory."
Issei laughed, "Your territory? I was born and raised here, you guys just moved in and called it your own, so I'm not going to be bossed around in my town. Let's try this again, we both respect each other's boundaries just plain and simple. Don't let that devilish pride get in the way of reason, but I guess you wouldn't be a devil if you didn't act like you own the world."
Issei looked around the room to see their reactions, and he was satisfied by what he saw. Sona and Rias were going to speak, but they were interrupted by the bell.
"Well looks like that's my sign to leave." Disappearing and reappearing in front of the door he looked back waved, "I'll see you guys later I guess." He walked out, but immediately walked back in, "Momo you're my favorite devil by the way, sexy and actually knows how to at least try to strike up a decent conversation." With that being said he walked out for the second time.
Everyone looked at the girl to see her face steaming with a huge blush. Noticing everyone looking at her she hif her face in embarrassment. 'He thinks I'm sexy...' She knew she wasn't supposed to like that but hearing him say it made her jittery.
Sona turned to Rias, "What should we do with him?", the red head sighed and put a hand on her hip, "I think we have no other choice than to not bother him any more than what we were doing. He is obviously powerful, did you see his face when I told him my brother was Lucifer? He didn't even flinch in fact I thought I saw him smirk!"
Sona turned to her desk and tried to wipe the shoe marks off, "I don't think he is as powerful as your brother, but I still don't think he should be trifled with... so you are going to try to pick him up?"
"I'll try. I think we should let this tension unravel and I'll approach him myself."
"So what are you going to do with that Fallen Angel that enrolled today."
"I'll leave her be for now, we don't know her intentions, but I have a feeling it has to do with Issei." Standing up she and her peerage walked out of the council room.
Things just got complicated.
"What an interesting day." Issei said as he walked across the overpass heading home. He thought about his time at school, and he really did enjoy it. Walking into a little store he bought himself a soda with some money Entropy made for him. Illegal? Certainly, but he surely didn't care. Walking out of the store the sky was almost black signifying that night was approaching. He was about to leave when a certain smell hit him. A scent that he would never forget. Looking behind him, he saw a girl wearing his school's uniform walking straight to him with a smile on her face.
[The scent of a Fallen Angel], Ddraig hissed, the Welsh Dragon also has a bone to pick with Fallen Angels ever since he'd been awoken by his new partner. The shame of not helping Issei when he needed it the most bought great shame and anger to the dragon.
Issei had to do everything in his power to stop himself from attacking her. He just stood still and beamed at her when she approached him.
"Excuse me." She called to him, "You're Issei Hyoudou from Kuoh Academy right?"
Images from his last encounter with her kind flashed in his head. Unlike the devils who he felt like he could mess with, playing with the girl in front of him wasn't an option.
"Yes, and what would a Fallen Angel such as yourself would want with me." His eyes narrowed
She was visibly not expecting her target to call her out like that. "Wait how did you-"
"Grab her." Suddenly his shadow shot out and two shadow Knights grabbed hold of her arms and dragged her into a nearby alley and pinned her against the wall. She was about to scream when a red gauntlet covered her mouth.
"Scream and you are dead understand?" She nodded, tears forming in her eyes.
"Good, now you are going to answer some questions for me, and if you even think about doing anything funny then this guy," Igris appeared behind him, "is going to gut out your stomach. First things first who are you, why are you here, and what do you want from me? Choose your words wisely, your life is on the line."
Removing his hand she gasped for breath as she hurried to answer. "My *gasp* name is *gasp* Raynare and *gasp* I was sent here by my leader to observe a suspected sacred gear user!"
Issei took in her words and went to his thoughts, 'Well I guess that is reasonable, but now the more important question.'
"Do you know of a Fallen Angel named Kokabiel?" She nodded her head furiously.
"Where is he!?" He let loose some power after hearing her answer which caused the girl to shiver.
"I-I don't k-k-know he w-went rouge a y-year or two ago! No one in t-the Grigori knows h-his location not even Azazel-sama!" She stuttered out. Issei stared at her, eyes digging into her trying to find a lie. After a few moments he sighed.
"Let her go." His shadows dropped her roughly, her body fell to the ground yet she didn't dare to stand up in fear of reaction of the person in front of her. "I admit that I did go rough on you but I appreciated your honesty at least. More importantly don't tell a single being what you saw ok? Tell your leader that a weak Twice Critical user has awakened and that there is no reason to be concerned." She once again nodded.
"I also suggest you get out of here, I let loose some power and some cocky devils might come soon and I don't think they'll take kindly to a fallen like you on their so called turf."
"Wait let me come with you!" She pleaded.
'Bruh what's with girls and them wanting to come with me after a near death experience, that's just bad writing.'
"And why should I let you?"
"My temporary base is on the other side of town. I won't make it in time before I am discovered!"
"You can't teleport?" She shook her head.
'Ugh...fine.' Walking over to her he lifted her up and hugged her causing her to panic and blush, 'Alright Entropy send us.' Light developed them both and disappeared.
A couple of seconds later Koneko arrived at the alley, 'Damn it I'm too late!'
Teleporting right in his living room he came back to Kuzuryu sitting on the couch. "Kuzuryu, I've brought a guess over that'll be here for a few hours, so don't kill her." Telling the fallen to sit on one of the couch he left to get her some food. She sat down and the dragon stared at her intensely.
Deciding to break the ice and try a little small talk Raynare spoke, "Um I'm Raynare, a Fallen Angel, and I hope you don't mind me staying over for the night."
"Kuzuryu, a water dragon god of Japan, and as long you don't eat all the snacks we will have a great time together.", she said nonchalantly.
Raynare widened her eyes at the revelation of who was in front of her. 'How did Issei get a dragon god to live with him!?' She swayed awkwardly for a few minutes until Issei came back with some food. Setting it down in front of her and sitting beside her, he figured he should try to reconcile. "Sorry about threatening to kill you and having you pinned against a wall. I completely overreacted."
Shaking her head and staring at the food in front of her she started to dig in. "You're fine, I guess it was dumb for me to suddenly approach you like that." She said in between mouthfuls. Chuckling at her he used Dominator's touch to grab the remote. "Hey Kuzuryu a new Drag so Ball episode is coming on in a few hours right today right?" The dragon nodded.
"What is Drag so Ball?" The guest asked. "It's an awesome show about these guys screaming to get stronger to fight aliens, I know it sounds weird but trust me it's fun."
"I guess..." Issei had an idea, "Ok to get you caught up we are going to binge-watch this series until you are caught up so get comfy we are going to be here a while." Kuzuryu floated over to Issei and sat beside him on his right while Raynare was on his left, and there they watched TV for hours.
(time skip next morning)
Issei woke up from the sun glaring its light on his face. Eyes already adjusted and ready to go he was getting ready to get up, but he felt heavy. He looked down and saw both girls sleeping on him, Kuzuryu was laying against his chest and Raynare's head was in his lap which was awkward because... "little Issei", was standing at full attention.
'Well this is a problem.' He was thinking how to get out of this situation until he glanced at Raynare's ass. A perverted smile instantly formed and looking over at Kuzuryu he saw she was also exposed.
'I now know what I must do...'
His hands started to wander straight to their undergarments and right to the spots he loved the most. You see Raynare's was a little more jiggly while Kuzuryu's was more firm. He continued to fondle them, his heart thumping hard in his chest.
'Please tell me this isn't a dream!' A voice popped up in his head.
{What's happening?, I was maneuvering through some asteroids and... oh... I see you are having a moment} Another groggy voiced joined the two.
[*groan* Did I miss anything?]
{Go back to sleep Ddraig, Issei is having a private moment}
[Masturbating already? Well remember to wash your hands, you forget to last time and that whole day was just uncomfortable ]
{No he isn't jacking off, he is actually touching them, look!}
[I knew Kuzuryu would be his mate someday, but why is this Fallen Angel still here?]
{Well we can assume that they went to sleep like this}
[How the hell did her head end up in Issei's lap then?]
{Yo hol' up that's kinda of sus, Issei be careful}
[She didn't even finish her food, that's wasteful]
{Issei I think she was trying to bite your dick off, but got tired}
[Issei or Kuzuryu could of eaten that food]
{There is no way this fallen could've ended up like that}
[She got food stains on her shirt and the couch, no class or respect I would kick her out if I were you]
{Can you wake up Kuzuryu? Her tits are rubbing where my gauntlet would be and it feels weird}
[How do you think I feel? I'm actually under her panties, and she isn't a virgin]
{See Issei! I told you Fallen Angels were clout demons, who knows how many people she fucked! Hint; it's more than seven}
[Issei I can't believe you let a prostitute into this house that is disgusting!]
{Can supernaturals contract STDs?}
[I'm not sure, it's certainly possible I guess. Ask Zeus he should know all about it]
{It's already like 8:50 AM, isn't it time for them to wake up?}
[Why does she snore so loud?]
{Sounds like a fucking donkey}
[Can you cut the TV on? I don't want to miss the 9 o'clock news]
{You are not dreaming by the way}
'Wow you guys just had to ruin the mood, sigh thanks for the cockblock.'
{Ruin the mood? Absolutely. Cockblock?... Debatable}
'Well that's water under the bridge, time to wake them up.' He then slapped them both hard in the bum which elicited a small scream from the fallen angel and a slight moan from the dragon.
"Wake up it's getting late." Standing up he stretched all the aches from his body. Standing up next to him Raynare opted to leave.
"Thanks Issei for letting me spend the night it was really fun!", she smiled with a blush, a hand unconsciously rubbing her backside.
"No problem it was fun having you over." Opening the door for her she walked out and flew off into to the sky. Closing the door Issei went on to start his daily routine.
This past week was interesting for Issei. 'Let's see what tomorrow will bring.' He said not knowing that it will be the day he will spill the blood of multiple supernaturals.
Name: Issei Hyoudou
Level: 1,797
Passive Titles: Red Dragon Emperor, Hunter, Grim Reaper, BootyMan, Shadow Monarch
Current Title: Hunter
HP: 34,520/34,520
MP: 31,320/31,320
STR: 3,126
STA: 3,128
DEF: 3,124
AGL: 3,125
INT: 3,123
SEN: 3,162
Fatigue: 0
Extra Stat Points: 110
Current skills: [Boost], Observe, Night Vision, Vital Strike, Will To Rehabilitate, Sword Master, Bloodlust, Explosion, Brawler, Sprint, Pyromaniac, Dark Blade, Doppelgänger, Invisibility, Shadow Extraction, Save Shadow, Dominator's Touch
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