I did not know I could write that cute. It's a scary thing to see. Too fluffy! FLUFFY! My eyes! Ooh there's Sesshomaru… Though to those that got just a little confused, they actually did wake up and did it when Kakashi left.

Usagi rubbed her eyes, "What the hell was that for?"

Pachin set the camera down, "You look good pregnant," he grinned.

"You should know by now I always look good," I slipped my shoes off.

"Master?"

Master? No it can't be. "Xiah?" I called out. His cute face popped out of the living room door. "Xiah!" be both ran to each other.

I punched him in the gut and watched him go down on his knees, "Didn't I tell you to stop calling me Master?" even though I still had control over him.

He smiled up at me still holding his stomach, "You'll always be my seme Usagi."

"Anyways where's your wife?"

"She's getting the diapers."

What did I hear just now? 'She's getting'? I glared at him.

"Xiah. Did you forget what I taught you already? Was my teachings that easy to forget?"

He knew better than that, his face was clear on that, he scrambled up and ran out.

"Gosh," I crossed my arms in frustration. My dress flushed up, "Did you see something just now?"

"Yep. It's the love of their lives," Pachin went to throw his cig away in the kitchen.

Xiah and his wife came in, he had all the bags, and she was carrying a wrapped up watermelon. Or it looked like one from my point of view.

"Xi-kun it's so great that we'll have some time alone now. I hope they're good with kids."

"Don't worry Kimiko she knows how to do everything," hazelnut hair, twenty seven year old, ex-slave Xiah said carrying everything.

Wait a minute, 'she'? 'Kids'?

"Xiah what's this about?" I sat down my ankles are killing me.

"Xiah you didn't ask her?"

Xiah was shifty eyed, "Pachin?"

"Your on your own Xi."

He looked at his wife, she nodded, what? What was that nod for? Something was definitely up.

"Usagi. Would you like to hold the baby? Wow, you're pregnant already? I couldn't even tell from the wedding," Kimiko handed me the watermelon that was a baby.

Green hair, cherry cheeks, and the watermelon blanket. No wonder I couldn't tell.

"What a cute baby what's her name?" she handed me the bottle.

"His name's Hyesung. I couldn't even tell he was a boy too until the doctors told me," Xiah set down the bags.

"Well with both of your good looks I'm sure he'll be a heartbreaker," it was a baby bag, and two kid sized rolling suitcases.

"Thanks. When you find out if you have a girl or a boy be sure to tell me so we can pick out a good name. Yes?" Kimiko set her purse on her shoulder and pushed her hair back.

"Can do."

"Usagi?" they were both standing outside the living room now. "Make sure our Sungie has lots of fresh air and Jin gets plenty of exercise. We gotta go now! Bye Sungie! Bye Jin!" as soon as I'd blink they were gone.

I was slightly shocked by this, Kimiko how could she? Xiah's bad traits must have rubbed on her. I shifted Hyesung in my arms so his arms were free to hold the bottle. I looked at the crying boy in front of me.

"You Jin?" He nodded and sniffled. "Can you be a big boy right now and find that guy with green puffy hair?"

He sucked up his tears and ran off. Everything gets dumped on me these days.

"So little Hyesungie, how does it feel to be left out of the trip?" he sneezed, giggled, and then did a little spit bubble. I sat him up and patted his back. He hic'ed, hic'ed, and spittled milk on the towel on my arm.

"I guess you can call this Having a Baby 101," Pachin came waltzing in with Jin under his arm.

"So they left their kids with us. Where did they go?" I did not know Xiah was working it and had two kids already.

"Not 'us' you. They went on a free hot spring inn they won from a lotto."

"He didn't even ask and why me? You have nothing to do why don't you take care of them?"

"Underground veterans are having a meeting. I'm there to stop the fights before they begin. You know how long that'll take."

Oh right, he also makes a good referee between vets. They do tend to cause the most damage under there.

"How long will Xiah and Kimiko be gone?"

"Just three days. Boy did they just dumped them on you."

"I didn't even see it coming. Help me Pachin. I need to go home."

"Wait there for a sec," he flashed that damn camera again! "You look good with kids too! You look good with anything!" he laughed.

"Okay. Can you help me up now?"

"Sure thing," he grabbed my hand and pulled me up.

--

"Thanks Pachin," I kissed his cheek.

"Ooooh!" it was Jin he held up his hands and pouted, "Kiss."

"Pachin pick him up for me."

I kissed his forehead, "Happy?" he nodded vigorously and opened the door.

"Call me if you they don't start looking good with you." He waved me off.

"Usagi," I have so many men in my life. I turned around and found Sasuke with Jin wrapped around his leg.

"Yes Sasuke?" I walked past him and into the kitchen.

"Stop kissing other men. I hope they're not yours," he must've noticed their luggage.

"I can't help myself to cute boys. I'm babysitting for Xiah and Kimiko you remember them don't you from the wedding? Xiah first slave Kimiko my bridesmaid?" I looked inside the bag for Hyesung. Tons of diapers, wipes, formula, and bottles of milk. Must be Kimiko's breast milk.

"Yeah," Sasuke moved Jin to swing on his arm.

"Jin why don't you go play with Uncle Sasuke while I change Sungie, yes?"

"Can't he stay and watch?"

"I think everyone would like to see you change a baby."

He and Jin left.

"Hyesung you know what I should make for Jin? I should make him some macaroni and cheese. And I feel like a peanut butter and jelly and baloney sandwich," I laughed.

--

I am plum tuckered out and sat outside under a tree watching Sasuke give Jin some exercise in swinging a bamboo stick. Sungie cooed and flapped his arms in my lap.

"Are you bored Hyesung? Watch your big brother if you don't he'll become like Sasuke," I yawned and closed my eyes.

…I opened my eyes to see Sasuke carrying me.

"Anything happen while I fell asleep?" I yawned.

He kept walking on, "They're both sleeping."

"That's good…How'd you make them go to sleep?" he had better not slip them any sleeping pills.

"Easy. I threw Jin in bed and the other-"

He caught my hand, damn ninjas, and looked down at me, "You better had not thrown little Sungie either."

The smart-ass bastard finally smirked down at me, "He fell asleep so I didn't have to slip him any pills."

"You do know that milk also works too don't you?"

In the middle of the night, I heard Hyesung crying. I moved Sasuke's arm off of me and sat up. That took a lot of energy just to sit up, stand up, and open the door. Now I was fully awake I strolled over next door and pushed the door open. Hyesung, big baby, crying with his blanket off and turned the other way. I picked him up as well as the blanket and went to the kitchen.

I checked his diapers, no poop or pee good, "You must be hungry Sungie," I whispered and yawned. Either that or want some female attention.

There was a pot already on the stove with water in it. I turned it on, set a full bottle and waited for it to boil. Hyesung loved drinking his milk warm as all babies do. Rocking Hyesung stopped his crying. But he didn't fall asleep; he was staring at me, gripping onto my shirt.

"What? Don't look at me like that; your mom's breast milk is coming up, so stop squeezing my boobs. And besides my milk would probably run out the way you drink so much."

He patted me again and stopped. Guess that was supposed to hurt me. Water boiling, I popped out the top and squirted a few drops on my wrist. Still too hot I let it cool down a little. I heard a cough that wasn't Hyesung and turned around.

Jin rubbed his eyes with one hand and holding a blanket in the other, "Cry bab' 'gain?" he slurred on the words.

Another little boy came in, clad in only pajama pants Sasuke sat down and try to open his eyes up some more. Jin followed Sasuke and did the same.

Hmm…oh well what can a pregnant girl do? I pulled out two cups and poured some milk in it. I pushed the cups over to them.

"Drink," I ordered.

Everyone had their warm milks except me. I shuffled each one to bed. Phew what it would be like to have four little boys! I crawled under the blankets.

--

Second day to baby-sit. Jin was acting very cute and that looked very suspicious to me. Jin was standing in front of Hyesung; he was seated up against some pillows on the couch.

"What are you doing Jin?"

"Acting like Sung!" he shouted.

Ahh. I should watch this. He took off his glasses, messed up his hair, and started bending his knees.

"Bap, bap, bap," it was the cutest imitation of Sungie I laughed, "I'm so cute," he said in a high pitched voice, "I looove," he spread his arms wide put them on his hips turned around to look back and wiggled his tush, "kissies and watermelons."

I couldn't stop laughing, the baby kicked, Hyesung was 'bapping,' Jin was still wiggling his but why was Sasuke missing all the fun? Right over there, standing in the corner trying to hide himself. I waved him over to feel the kicking before it stopped.

--

The third and last day. I had Jin to myself and Sasuke had Sungie, on which I threatened him.

"Your mom said you needed exercise but don't you think you had enough?" I asked after jogging with him around the huge house the second time.

"I like to train!" he pushed up his glasses.

"Why? What do you want to be when you grow up?" thankfully he stopped running.

"Dunno! A ninja, a knight, a transformer, a bird, a chef, a strong big person like Uncle Sasuke!"

Aww isn't that cute. It's a good thing Sasuke wasn't around or his ego would be huge by now. But this gives me a great idea.

"Well I can't say Sasuke is this 'transformer' like you said but you liked what Uncle taught you the other day right?"

"Yep that was fun," he wiped the sweat off his brow.

Fun indeed. I told him to do some cartwheels and he looked confused but still interested I taught him. Jin learned quickly and in only a day, a little jealous because it took me three weeks to do just one. I made a small tightrope and made him "train." Mwahaha, he could be my new protégé.

I left Jin alone to cartwheel on the rope and went to seek out Hyesung. He would most likely be in need of saving from the incapable Sasuke. But when I walked in front of the house, it looked like Sasuke would be a good daddy instead. Hyesung was up really high and liking it too. I wonder how old your baby should be when you can throw him up in the air.

"Sasuke I hope he doesn't vomit on you when you're doing that."

Sasuke almost forgot that Hyesung can puke and caught him.

--

In the late afternoon, they finally show up.

"Xiah you're lucky your kids are cute or else I'd beat you up for that little hit and run," I crossed my arms.

He slightly laughed and set his bag down, "Hehe just not in front of Jin. He might get discouraged."

"Did my big boy Jin get buffer?" Kimiko picked him up.

"You did say to give him some exercise."

"Mommy I can do a cartwheel!"

"Thanks," Xiah shook Sasuke's hand and took Sung in his arms now.

"Come drop them off again whenever you need a break. But only before I have the baby."

"I want a boy," he said as the family walked off.

"I want one too. I forgot what the saying was but I think you could tell if it's a boy by how wide my hips are or something else. I should ask Hinata she should know."

…zip zip zip. Hinata-chan's here!

"Hinata," I held her hands, "Sasuke must know if he has a girl or not. He really wants a girl," I added.

I felt Sasuke's glare at my back that was completely overlooked. Hinata eyed him for a moment.

"Well the ultrasound at the hospital is broken at the moment. So you may have to wait a month or so to find out," Sasuke did look slightly disappointed by that, "T-though an old wives tale is usually true about predicting the gender of the baby."

"Why don't you fully explain to Uchiha here. My explanation wasn't clear enough for him."

"Girls have round bottoms and boys have a…yea."

"She means if my tummy or hips whatever are wide then I'm having a girl. If it looks more narrow or long then I'm having a boy. Wide hips for girls round butts and narrow hips for boys small tushies," I laughed at this.

"Your ex said your hips are wider," Sasuke thought out loud.

"So does that mean I have a girl?" I looked at Hinata.

"Every pregnant woman gets wider hips but yours haven't gone wider."

"So we have a boy awesome."

"Usagi I believe that is bad for the baby," Hinata pointed at something.

"What? Where?" I looked around I didn't see anything dangerous about.

"The dumbbell you're holding," Sasuke said.

I looked at it in my hand and continued pumping my arm, "What about it? I'm training."

"…As long as it isn't stressing."

"I'm not stressed this is what you call relaxing and relieving the savage beast inside," I grinned.

--

"Kimiko glad you're here. Sasuke wanted to hear the names we could call our baby boy!" I dragged Sasuke down on the couch.

"Okay! Xi-kun and me made a list. Yes a list, common names, cute names, unique et cetera. Then we thought ahead of ourselves and scratched out the names that can be rhymed with. We didn't want our kid to have a song. Yes I had one, 'Kimiko see me go!' It was dumb but it stuck to me till I kicked their butts," Kimiko dugged through her bad and found her notebook.

"Feel free to say hell no," she added, "Okay number one Shinsuke?"

Sasuke shook his head, "Sounds like Shino."

"And it has the 'suke' I don't like that either."

"'Kay so we can cross out Shinsuke and Shousuke. But how about Yusuke?"

"Sounds like a troublemaker."

"Susu-"

"Nothing that can be repeated," Sasuke leaned back.

Kimiko looked down at her list, "Okie okie. That crosses out thirteen thru thirty-four," she ripped out the whole page and crumbled it up.

"How about something different Kimi?"

"Sarutobi?"

"Wasn't that one of the late Hokage's name?" I thought.

"Yes yes it was, the Sandaime. Xiah thought of it and then I scratched it out because I thought kids would call him 'tubby' instead of 'tobi.'"

"Sounds too much like Naruto anyway," Sasuke answered back.

"Okay let's try something else. These have the letter 'I' at the end. Mikazuki, Hizuki, Miyuki, Yuki, Aki, Eiji, Kagami, Midori, and Akari."

"No. No. No. No. No. Maybe. Maybe. The last two are girl names so no," Sasuke was full on determined in this baby-naming thing.

"Yes that's good. We're finally getting somewhere. Usagi write down the maybes."

"Hmm? Huh!" she woke up, "Okay what were they again?"

"Eiji and Kagami."

Four hours later…

I needed a break from this naming game so I offered to go get some coffee. Sasuke of course has to be right by my side to help. We all went to Shuri-bucks, discussing the whole matter on the way there, and I got my Green Tea Frappachino. Ahh this some good shit.

It was a good thing that Kimiko had one more page of names left…we picked our favorites and now all we have to do is pick one.

"Okay Sasuke after you carefully picked off every crappy name. Pick the best one."

He stared down at the list, "I don't like Eiji or Hiroto anymore."

Right. Crossing off the list. Only four more left!

"No to Fugaku and Kagami."

"But I like Fugaku," I looked at him.

"Yeah Fugaku is so…It has a strong ring to it," Kimiko liked the name too.

"My father's name. I think not," he sipped on his strong black coffee. Quit pretending to be a tough guy Sasuke.

"You should've said it was your Dad's in the first place then."

Kimiko stretched, "Yes finally I'm done here. I need to get Jin and Xi-kun some food. Little Sungie I'm coming baby!" she jammed out of here quickly and then popped in, "If you somehow get a girl we should have an arranged marriage. Yes wouldn't that be fun?" Kimiko said.

Yes more torture to my kid's soul. After she left, Sasuke took my green tea and sucked it dry. Damn he even sucked up the whip cream. Bastard.

"Raito or Natsume?"

"Why are asking me? You want to choose the name so badly as if life depended on it. And how about if we got a girl?"

"We are having a boy," he set aside my empty plastic cup.

"It could happen," I took his cup of Joe.

"Yasumi then."

"What! You can choose a girls name in a second but it takes you seven hours to call out a boys name! I hate you."

"You love me," he continued to look at the two names.

"Fuck you Uchiha," he took my hand.

"After the baby comes out we can."

I sighed, no sex for him means he gets more touchy feely with me. I forgot to tell him there are other ways…

"Natsume," he kissed my hand.

----

"Here," Sasuke handed her a card.

Usagi was just chilling with her feet up on the table.

"What's this?" she opened the envelope. Her brow and mouth twitched, it was more like a quirk though.

"Happy Mother's Day," she looked up at him, "I don't know what's this suppose to be but I can take this either three ways. Now tell me what you're trying to say and I hope you'll pick the right one."

Sasuke shrugged putting his hands back in his pockets, "I remember Kiba once saying this and I didn't get it…now I do."

Usagi looked at the card again and opened it. The regular Hallmark saying. 'You're the best mother I know.' It couldn't get any simpler. And then there was Sasuke's handwriting, 'Why don't we do some math? You plus me, minus our clothes, divide your legs, and let's multiply…Math's fun with you. Let's do it again but I hate multiplication.'

Usagi couldn't hold in her laughter. Sasuke sat down next to her and took the card out of her hands. She wiped up a tear.

"Whoo! That was funny I loved it," she rubbed her bulging tummy, "I'm going to show it to Natsume when he gets older. I can't wait to see his face when he reads it, 'Eww I don't want to hear about my parents doing it.'" She sighed.

"Thought you'd hate it," he sunk down lower to put his head on her shoulder.

"Thought you didn't have a sense of humor. But then you wouldn't have married me," she patted his head.

(I got that math quote from KitsuneShadow on mediaminer. Copyright to that girl, I love your Yu Yu Hakusho KuramaOC fanfics! Done with the advertising now)

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"Actually Sasuke I don't want you," her face cringed, "here."

"I'm staying."

"Stop holding my hand nothing's happenin-"

Sasuke opened his mouth, this little woman was crushing his hand, but he was not going to submit so early. She unclenched her hand. Usagi breathed out.

"You sure you want to stay? These contractions hurt like a bitch man."

Sasuke rubbed his hand, "I'm certain."

"I pictured you outside the waiting room walking back and forth smoking on your third or fourth cigarette. Where the hells that doctor? I need something to drink."

They heard a snapping of secured medical gloves on and turned to see Pachin.

"Hey Pachin," she raised her hand.

"Don't tell me…He's the doctor," Sasuke had even more reason to stay.

"Well I am a doctor. So I might as well as be THE doctor," he walked over and handed her some green tea frapp.

She looked at the green tea and then up at him, "You got a grande?" her angry flame was on, "I wanted a venti."

Pachin nervously laughed, "Didn't want the afterbirth crap coming out so I got the grande. Plus I didn't have enough."

"Pachin," Usagi's voice was a deadly calm, "Come closer I want you to get something for me Sasuke can't."

Pachin wanting to be in her good grace again leaned closer.

"I knew that girl at Shuri-bucks was going to cause trouble sooner or later and you let it happen on my most distressing day," she punched him in the face, "God damn it! Son of a-…I feel better now. What is Pachin doing on the floor Sasuke?" that little episode she completely forgot.

"He's drunk," he said as he dragged Pachin out of the room.

"Ugh Usagi still gots it," Pachin warily said.

"Bring the real doctor before I really get to you," Sasuke coldly said and shut the door behind him.

--

"You're having a baby today too? That's just swell. I thought I saw some guy with you. Where is he?" Usagi asked the other pregnant woman across from her.

"Oh him. He fainted the moment I was in pain. He's lying on the floor right now."

--

Usagi was shocked at how much the woman screamed. In pain. She grabbed Sasuke's hand worriedly, "Sasuke can't they just knock me out and then take the Natsume out?"

"That would be even worse, yes you can pass out, but taking him out will take longer."

She pouted, "But she took like five hours to push him out! I can't scream that long you know. And you don't want to hear me scream. Maybe you should get some duct tape. I've been here longer than her too! Does that mean mine will take longer?"

"Quit worrying and start cussing the doctor is here."

It wasn't Pachin that's for sure. At least, Hinata was there to help.

----

"Natsume! Hyesung! Stop training and come over and eat something!" Usagi called out.

She stomped past them to Sasuke.

"Uchiha…"

"Yes?"

"Didn't we agree to not train him for at least one more year?"

"We did. Jin was training him."

"Smart ass. No afternoon delight for you," she walked off.

The disappointment greatly showed up on his face. Two little boys giggled and turned around once Usagi walked in.

"Okay Uncle Sasuke is on time out so you'll have to play with me."

"Awe-" "-Some!" they said.

"If she can beat him up, then that means she's even better than him," Hyesung started.

"She can beat him good too! I took pictures!" Natsume ended.

Ahh I feel so sad and yet happy I'm finished with this fanfic! Thanks to all my loyal readers and reviewers that stayed and helped with the naming part. I'm a real troublesome author aren't I? hee hee. Onto the next fan fic!

Usagi's thought that I never used…

'If I told Uchiha that yes he would probably be a good lay but I wouldn't be his girlfriend for real and …I mean that would ruin his complete psyche or something! But seriously…'