Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Or PacMan. Wappa-Wappa-Wappa! (It's the noise Pacman makes okay?)
SO... This one time Naruto and his little crew were hanging out at this arcade place near where I live. The were wearing their ninja attire and were playing a pacman type game thing. Sasuke had just played it for a really long time and got to the level before the last level. He was all like, "Come on!" but his pacman died just before he was about to win. "Nooooooo!" he yelled. He slumped to the floor and started to cry because Pacman is the only thing he cares about in life. So Sakura's like, "Can I have a turn?" And Naruto's like, "No it's my turn!" And they all start to fight each other to the death just to play a game of Pacman and they got their shuruken out and their kunai out and they is all using secret ninja jutsu's that you don't know how to do because it's a secret and you're not a ninja.
So I think Sakura was winning but I wasn't paying that much attention because I was being bothered by this guy who was like, "Do you have any tokens?" And I'm like, "No, token-freak. Go away!" So he was still bothering me when I was watching the ninja fight and now Naruto was winning. Sasuke was still moping on the floor. What a wimp. So I walked over and was like, "Wuzzup!" They all stopped to look at me for a second but then they went back to what they were doing. Sasuke went back to moping and crying. Sakura threw a kunai at Naruto and it hit him straight through the shoulder. At the same time Naruto threw a shuruken at Sakura and it cut through her stomach. Blood was pouring everywhere and I started throwing up because I have a low tolerance for blood. Sakura threw another kunai at Naruto's stomach and sliced it open. The both started coughing up blood and you know what I do when I see blood!
So anyways Sasuke has this problem where when he gets really sad he just starts throwing dangerous things. (He's had this problem since he was three.) So suddenly there's like thirty shuruken and other ninja weapons flying through the air and I'm trying my best to dodge them but Sakura and Naruto weren't fast enough. They both slumped to the floor dead in their own pools of blood. Sasuke just kept on throwing things and suddenly I shouted, "STOP!" at Sauske. He did stop but I think it was more because of the fact that he ran out of weapons. "Don't you see what you've done?" I said. "You and you're little friends have caused the end of a great Anime series and all over a stupid game of PacMan! What is wrong with you!" He looked up at me with sadness in his eyes and said, "They wouldn't have been able to play PacMan anyways. We were all out of tokens." My jaw dropped to the floor and suddenly I saw a stray kunai fly straight through the air into the center of Sauske's forehead. Sauske fell to the floor dead to join his dead little friends. I turned around to see token-freak. "What the Hell was that for!" I said. "I dunno, everyone else was doing it," he said. And that's the way Naruto and his little crew died.
Moral of the story: PacMan is a great game that should be enjoyed with friends. But not with ninja friends.
The End!
Or is it?
Finder77: Yeah, sorry about the whole killing-Naruto-and-his-little-crew thing. Oops. Review!