"Curse this vile contraption!" Skulkur yelled, blasting the can of tuna. He smacked it and then he grabbed his can opener and then tried opening it again. Once again, it slipped out from the grip of the opener. Skulkur screamed and then he threw down the can opener in anger. It made a loud thud on the floor of Skulkur's kitchen.
"Darn you! DARN YOU!" Skulkur screamed. He then took a knife and started stabbing the can of tuna violently. He stabbed it until his knife was bent. He smacked his forehead in disappointment. He then decided he needed a friend to help him. He thought and thought. Then "Danny Phantom" came to mind! He decided he knew what to do in a predicament such as this.
"Yeah, Tucker, I'll be there, I promise!" Danny was talking on the phone with Tucker until Skulkur popped up behind Danny. Danny's ghost sense went off. He put Tucker on hold. He then yelled his famous battlecry and went ghost.
"What do you want, Skulkur?" Danny asked.
"I need you to help me! I WANT MY DAMN TUNA SANDWICH!" He screamed. He then showed the can of tuna to Danny.
"Relax, all you need is a can opener." Danny took the can of tuna from Skulkur, grabbed a can opener and opened the can with ease. He handed it back to Skulkur. Skulkur looked at it in amazement!
"You just had to upstage me like that, didn't you?" Skulkur asked Danny. Danny laughed and Skulkur disappeared. He was back in his kitchen and got out the bread. He then started untwisting that twisty-thingy. At least he thought he'd get it off. He then started doing it the other way. It still didn't come off.
"GAHHHHH!" Skulkur screamed angrily.