Um…nothing new to explain. We'll I'm writing this chapter like this because I just finished seeing the movie "The Hills Have Eyes". I might sound weird by saying this but….THAT MOVIE WUZ FUNNY AZ HELL! Especially the thingy that was like "Daddy.", after the old man shot his head off. Some parts were a bit…awkward, like those deformed babies. My FAVORITE character was the dog, Beast. Enough about movie, more about Naruto! Oh, and thanks reviewers and readers. And sorry 4 the long update! X.X (By the way, I wrote this paragraph a month ago. What I'm typing now is June 25, 2006. That paragraph is so old. Anyway, sorry 4 the extra long update. I'm so lazy. Also, I have a new story called unfaithful. It's a sakusukera story. Yes…sakusukera.)
Disclaimer:I have no Naruto ownage, Masashi Kishimoto does.
Haunted:Chapter Four: The Hills Have Eyes, Naruto style?
They looked in horror to see (If you guessed graveyard, then you get an extra supper kool…drumroll…congratulations!) a creepy graveyard cemetery thing. Temari blinked, "OH HELL NO!" She turned to walk back to the house, but it was no more than a little cemetery house thing. Ten-Ten cried out, "OH MY GAWD WERE GONNA DIE!" Neji sighed and patted her on the shoulder, "It's okay, it's okay. BE happy, at least your hair wont-WAIT! If I die, then I'll gain hair loss and my beautiful face will rot!" He then screamed and cried along with Ten-Ten.
Everyone turned back to the foggy cemetery. "I know, Akamaru." Kiba sighed, patting his shaking puppy on the head. "What did Akamaru say?" Shino asked. "He said we're in some big trouble and that he's scared." Naruto huffed and poked his chest, "Well, I'm not scared! Believe it!." He began walking forward, but before he could even take two steps, he fell down a hole, and became nose to nose with a rotting corpse. "AHH! H-HELP! GET ME OUT! NOOOO! LEAVE ME ALONE! NO, MAMA, NO!" Sakura sighed and helped him out of the hole. "I thought you weren't scared, Naruto-CHAN!" Naruto crossed his arms and poked his lips out, mumbling out things.
Shikamaru sighed, "Okay, lets just find a way out of here. Maybe we might come across Konoha or another village. We can get help from there, okay?" Gaara spoke, "Good idea. Whatever you all do, don't keep your guard down." "Let's just get out of here." Sasuke groaned. They all began walking but stopped. BAM! BAM!...BAM!...BAM!BAM!BAM!...BAM! It sounded as if someone was banging on the other side of the cemetery house thing.
"Um, what's up with that?" Ino said shaking. Hinata, not thinking, hid behind Gaara. Naruto glared (ITS ABOUT 2 B A WUT? KYUUBI FIGHT!), but turned back to the banging noise. Kankorou just started shaking, but turned back around to secretly take out a white castle hamburger, and eat it whole. BAM!BAM! The noise grew louder. And suddenly, two ugly, rotting, hobo dressed zombies popped out, yelling. "AHH!" All the little ninjas ran out into the cemetery, scattering, and killing any zombie that came in their way.
It didn't take long for Sakura to get out of the cemetery, but where she ended up next just made her spine tingle. Right at the border of the cemetery was a dark, scary, "Don't go in there or Jason's gonna get cha!" forest. She shaked, 'Oh god!" Her problem is that she'd always been scared of forests. Even when her and Team 7 had to do missions that had to do with traveling, the forest scared her. It didn't bother her TOO much because Kakashi, Sasuke, and Naruto were there, but being in a forest ALONE would probably make her have a heart attack.
"Sakura." A soft, deep voice whispered, while someone's hand touched her shoulder. "AHH!" She turned and not even thinking, punched the thing a few feet somewhere. She then gasped as the dark haired Uchiha lay in pain on the ground. "Ouch! What was that for, SAKURA!" He stood up in shock, surprised that the girl who cared for him more than anything just punched him.
"Sasuke-kun! Oh, I'm sorry! I thought you were a zom-" "It's okay." He mumbled. She ran to him and hugged him tighter than Ever, "Thank god, you're here." He noticed she was shaking, and even though her hugging him was a daily thing, he asked, "What's wrong with you? You're not scared of living dead people who can't even walk, are you?" "No." She said, looking up at him. "Sasuke-kun, can you please not tell anyone this?" He stood there, looking down at her, with his arm around her waist. "I'm scared of forests." Sasuke looked there and blinked, "That's all? I'm scared of my house." "We'll that's not a surprise because your whole clan died there."
"Yeah, but still. Try to think about the mission more and not the forest." "We're not even in that haunted house any more, and lost in a cemetery forest, so what's the poi-" She paused as Sasuke slowly kissed her on the lips. 'Oh my god! HELL YEAH!' Inner Sakura yelled. He then parted his lips from hers, "Now that your quiet, and hopefully less scared, let's go find everyone el-"
"AHHH! SASUKE-KUNNN!" She screamed in horror to see a non-zombie, deformed hillbilly thing behind Sasuke, holding an axe, connected to Sasuke's head. Blood poured out the Uchiha's mouth, and he fell down. Right before he touched the ground, smoke appeared and the Kage Bunshin was gone. ' It was a shadow clone? So, Sasuke-kun really didn't kiss me…' She looked back up to see the hillbilly already dead, struck by shuriken and kunai. Sasuke appeared, and sighed, "Like I was saying, let's go find everybody. She sighed sadly, noticed by Sasuke, and continued walking with him.
They walked in silence for a good ten minutes until Sasuke finally spoke up, "I sense someone's chakra. We can go check it out." "Yeah." They walked closer and closer to the chakra. Soon, they stopped infront of a old cabin, and noticed that there was more than one chakra. "If I'm right, there is five people in there. Let's go." He slowly walked to the door, with Sakura close behind. He kicked the door open, shuriken in hand, prepared for anything to attack. "SOMEONE FOUND US,GUYS!"
"Shut up, Naruto!" Wispered a troublesome pineapple head. Sasuke put his shuriken down and sighed, "It's just you guys." Suddenly, a small light appeared in the small, empty, wooden cabin. "Sasuke-kun?" Yelled out Ino. She ran out the room where the light was coming from and hugged Sasuke, "Hey, forehead girl!" "Get off of me." Sasuke bluntly said. Sadly. Ino broke the hug, and gestured the two to follow her to the small room. "Come on. Naruto, Lee,Shikamaru, and Temari are waiting!"
Sakura sighed and followed behind Sasuke. "So, did you guys encounter those 'things'?" Lee asked. "Yeah." Sakura said, sadly recalling the whole kiss thing. "What's wrong with you, Sakura-chan?" "Nothing. Don't worry about it, Naruto." Sasuke sighed, and sat next to Sakura. "I think I know what's wrong." Sakura turned her head, and pouted, while he patted her pink hair.
"Anyway, have you all seen the others?" Ino asked. "If we did, don't you think they'd be here with us?" Sakura asked. Ino huffed. "Speaking of that, I think that we can find them, while hiding here. We mold our chakra together, and they'll sense it, come here, and we're all together again!" Sakura smiled at her brains. "What if those THINGS sense us too." Temari asked. "We kill them." Sakura replied.
"Technically, that's not gonna be easy. They look like normal weak people, but…they drain chakra." Shikamaru added, sighing, "A total drag." Sasuke jumped in the conversation, "I happened to notice that. When my kage bunshin ki-" He paused, then continued, "Anyway, the thing sneaked behind my kage bunshin, but easily sliced it into smoke. Even for a kage bunshin, it would have easily defeated the guy."
"Well, we still wanna find our friends, don't we?" Naruto asked. They sighed, and agreed. Molding their chakra, they waited until everyone showed up. Soon enough, everyone did. But they weren't the only ones showing up.
(You know sorry guys. I'm getting bored with this sooo….this is what happens. The things suck up their chakra. They all go unconscious. When they wake up, the things set them on fiya!(fire.) Then, they all die. This is what happens next.)
"Uhg, my head." Sakura said. She looked at the light, familiar room. "We'll. You've all awaken." Sakura looked around to see everyone, waking up and already woke. She turned to the blonde lady. "T-Tsunade-sama?" Tsunade smiled. "I thought we all just died in that fi-" "NOPE!"
Everyone stared at the fifth Hokage, confused. "All of that was genjustu. You've all been trapped in a genjustu ever sense I've called you to my office. The mission was a complete fake, and was only to test you're skills. Since you did'nt manage to complete the mission…."
"YOU FAIL!"
Everyone stared dumbfounded. "NANIIIII!"
Sometime later.
'Jeez, I can't believe Tsunade-sama.' Sakura's mad face turned into a frown. She looked down at the ground, while she was walking. "That means that Sasuke really didn't.." "Sakura." Sakura jumped up and turned around. "Oh, Sasuke-kun." He walked up to her and smiled, "About that kiss…" Next thing she knew, his lips were on hers. This was the greatest moment of her life! And the best part: IT WASN'T GENJUSTU!
Er…END.
God…this story iz terrible…X.X…
But my Unfaithful iz better, and the good thing iz…I'm typing it and posting it today! It's only 1 chapter, so I don't need to worry about update hungry fans. AND ITS LONG!...so…yeah….
I'm a terrible writer cuz :
The extra Naruto thing and story iz canceled…until my laziness disease goes away.
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Sorry 4 de crap ending..and…yeah. Now I'm gonna type Unfaithful…which is…
Genre:Romance Characters:Sasu/Saku Rating:T Status:Complete.
…I'm gonna miss this story…I think I'm gonna rewrite that 22 page long story I had, but got deleted…the first story I wrote…
…. Okay I'm outta here.