AN:

So this turns out to be less humorous lately...only cuz im trying to get out the story behind the story...if that means anything...

anyways...The ending for this hasn't been written, but it's been drawn. SO...there is an ending ...

thanks you guys for reading and reviewing.

'What stings?" I can only snicker...it'll be covered on this chapter..

OOHH dolphinz87...I know I'm mean P

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Hermione and Percy were talking for 20 minutes before she left because her beeper beeped. He never really realized how much a fast eater Hermione was. After 3 summers he should really know her habits, but he never really saw her in the way he saw her now. She ate her food pretty fast, maybe she was expecting one of her patients to call upon her due to an emergency. Percy was willing to put all his money in his account that it was Oliver who just had an emergency. He really didn't think Oliver was listening to the nurse when she said it would hurt to urinate, Olive was more staring at the nurses face trying to hit on her. He chuckled slightly and stared outside.

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Oliver was now back on his bed, extremely in pain. The nurses came in to assist him back to his bed and one of them went to call Dr Granger. That nurse returned with some cold water in a plastic bag. "What is that for?" asked a groaning Oliver. The nurse said something about cold press to stop something until the doctor came. He didn't hear much of it because he was trying to calm himself down. The nurse turned up his gown and wrapped Junior with the cold press which made Oliver jump and scream out. After a few minutes Dr Granger ran in she looked at the two nurses in the room.

"Didn't I say get him a catscan?"

"Ma'am the line up was full so we reserved a spot around after lunch"

"What did the hospital suddenly get an influx of erect young men?"

The nurses tried to hold down their laughter, Oliver was quite annoyed, there he was, a tent in front of him covering his family jewels and three women were discussing about erect young men. That really didn't comfort him in any way. He growled.

"I have a cold piece of something on little Oliver here, and all you do is be sarcastic about my condition! Someone give me potions!"

The nurses looked at each other and Dr Granger pursed her lips. With a wave of her hand, the nurses were immobilized. "Mr. Wood, watch what you say in front of muggles…" She waved her hand again and the burses proceeded staring at Olive in err. Oliver stammered out "I mean…it's like that in the telly, witches you know…now please some medicine for this something anything!"

Dr Granger told on of the nurses to get a drug she had said he didn't catch, and she told the other to find a spot in the catscan now. The two nurses scuttled out, Oliver had a feeling that they were smiling at the situation. After 2 minutes the nurse who got the medicine was back and he was given a needle on the arm, the other nurse came after and said he has a spot in 10 minutes. After she got Oliver to sit on a wheelchair, they brought him to the catscan area. Oliver was scared yet fascinated with them muggle device, though to his dismay, he almost didn't fit in the tube due to Junior. He distinctly heard giggling at the back office when the operator of the device shouted "Oh dear me, I'll have to lower the bed a bit…" He glared at his limb causing so much demeaning situations. Then again he thought while he was in the tube.

"It could be a good thing, women might see how long I really am! Stupid rumor magazine". he muttered to himself.

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Percy had decided to up stairs to look if it really was Oliver that took Hermione off of her lunch break. He got on the lift and saw down the hall was Hermione with a whining man on the wheel chair he distinctly heard was Oliver. "I wonder what happened"

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Hermione went to book an operation on her Patient, as soon as possible. She still had to talk to Dr Lee, one of her other superiors. She knocked on the door and she as let in. A 45 year old, blonde woman sat on the desk reading a book as she munched on her sandwich. "Dr Lee" said Dr Granger. She looked up from the book and gazed at Dr Granger with her green eyes. " Yes Dr. Granger?"

"Here is the folder Dr. Lansky…"

"Oh the boy who has an erection that wont go away…"

"Yes Mr. Oliver Wood"

"Hrm…cist, oh must have a rough sex life or an athlete."

"I believe its athlete,"

"Ah, ok, catscans?"

"Getting it now, I'll have it in 20 or so…"

"Good, if that's all, then after receiving the scans bring them into the office and I'll see you there in 20 minutes?"

"Of course Ma'am, I'll go check up on him now...Excuse me"

"Oh Hermione?"

" Yes Dr. Lee?"

"Did you lunch yet?"

"I got a decent meal until Mr. Wood had a little predicament in his room."

"I see, well that's al then see you in a bit"

"K" Hermione shut the door and left to see how the scans were doing. She left just when the doctor said something about him not being able to fit in the tube. She walked to the lab and saw that her patient was already groaning on the wheelchair being pushed by the smiling nurses back to his room. She went into the lab and talked to the operator.

"Don't yet Gemma?"

The older woman smiled and said "In a bit Hermione, so...who was the red head in the café?"

"Gemma!"

"What I went in to have a drink before this shift started. Getting cozy, so who is he?"

"Oh, Mr. Wood's friend, he sat there to inquire about Mr. Wood."

"Is that all?"

"Hey! Seriously, Gemma!"

"You need to date again, your dead fiancé, he'd want you to move on you know"

"I know that, but I'm not ready I think."

"Really now….well...here are the scans."

Hermione put them on the wall monitor and looked them over. "Yups huge cist, wonder why didn't he feel it before.."

"You know men, anyways go now scuttle away darling. Are you still going with us on Friday night?"

"Do I have to?"

"Suzy will make you"

"Fine…I'll be there, if you don't see me it's because I went on a date"

"I'd like that to happen!"

"Bye Gemma" Hermione waved back at the operator and briskly walked to see Dr Lee.

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After about 20 minutes, Percy was allowed to see Oliver again. He was sitting in the visitors lounge for most of the 20 minutes reading random magazines not to mention the handful of other female visitors his age, who was smiling at him. When a nurse came through the door and called for him, he knew that Oliver was done with what ever he had to do was back whining in the room. Percy pushed the bridge of his rimless glasses, that his sister insisted him to get instead of his thick ones, and followed the nurse to the room. He saw a very red faced Oliver who was glaring at the proud limb. Percy chuckled then closed the door behind him then said.

"Telling it to back down wont work you oaf, maybe if you jacked off it would, but since the blood flow is..."

"Shut it carrot top, dont you think I tried that! now little man, sleep!"

"It won't work, it doesn't talk"

"UGH, do you how embarrassing my lunch was, for crying out loud!"

"There, there Uppy, you'll be fine in a few hours or a day. Depending when your operation is"

"Ugh! Back down! Don't you see little man! You're making a fool out of the two of us!"

Percy laughed at his temporary insane friend and watched more telly.

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Hermione was sitting on the desk while Dr. Lee was looking through the scans and sat down next to her.

"Did you book an OR yet?"

"It's full till 6 pm tonight, then there's two hours free time from 6-7:55pm"

"Oh, then book it then,"

"Done so, I checked your sched I saw it was a free slot for you too"

"that's my good Dr Granger! You never fail me"

"Well, I wouldn't want to fail anyone, at all"

"Don't beat yourself up, I know your parents don't blame you"

"If I had been there I would have been able to call the police or something…"

"The past is that past, we have our eyes in front because we need to look ahead to wander in our pasts"

"Very insightful Dr. Lee, thank you"

" I like to take care of my interns, no scuttle away and inform Mr. Wood about the operation"

"Yes Ma'am"

Hermione went down to room 540 and told the two occupants in it of the operation. Percy had forced Oliver to let at least his sister to be in the hospital for it. After Oliver finally agreed with Percy, Hermione left the room and headed into her office. She looked into her sched and saw she had to visit one of her patients from yesterday. After taking a gulp of water she walked out with a folder in her hand.

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Around 5:30, Oliver older sister came to his room smiling evilly. Helen, was around 5'6, dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. She was at leas 4 years older than Oliver. She walked in carrying a purse, while she smiled at her glaring brother. Percy stood up from his seat and offered the seat to her, which she took quite happily. Percy went out to get a drink for both him and Helen. She sat there smiling at Oliver, they weren't talking, but you just know they were already arguing. Helen reached something from her bag and shouted "Look Ollie a flying badger!" Oliver looked out the window and asked "Where? They fly?" and a flash of light blinded him a bit, after he rubbed his eyes he saw that his sister was snickering waving a Polaroid. "You are your badgers, ha! I'll add this to more of you embarrassing pictures!"

"HELEN! UGH!"

Percy walked in just in time to see what happened. He entered the room and started laugh while he handed a carton of chocolate milk to Helen who was smiling triumphantly at Oliver who was scowling and muttering things.

vine wood, dragon heartstring

"SOO!" asked Helen. "Who did you sleep with that got you that"

"No one Helen, Merlin do you think I'm a man whore or something!"

"Well you slept with at least half the wizarding world's fan girls already"

"I didn't sleep with any of them! I only dated, no sleeping!"

"Surreee, and the one magazine says you're 4 inches and other says you don't even reach two...I should just ask mom you know, she did walk in on you when you were showering, taught you to lock your door for sure" Helen snickered at her glowering brother.

"The magazines LIE! I more than that! I was Blessed with GOOD GENES...I've slept only with 3 women, my 3 ex-girlfriends, two of them I though loved me, the other one left me and bore Flint a baby!...and the damn lock was faulty!"

"Sheesh, touchy, Uppy, I told you to a) lock you door, since we were what? teens? b)I wouldn't really want to know how..-ahem- and lastly...told ya she was a loose thread"

"Oh yea I read that article...one of the girls said he couldn't get it up or something, my co-workers apparently think Ollie is divine, what ever they mean by that" said Percy while he sat down on his chair. Helen then replied. "YEA my co-workers said that too...then other day I read that he was bad in bed or something, I was disturbed by the pictures"

"You think that was him?"

"Oh I don't know, but since he's right there now with Jr up and about, I guess that would be him" chuckled Helen as she placed the Polaroid into her bag.

"No shit..." said Percy as he scratched his head.

"Ugh CAN YOU TWO STOP DISCUSSING MY SEX LIFE WHETHER IT'S TRUE OR NOT...Helen thanks for coming, now leave"

"You're welcome, haha and no I want to see this doctor of yours…Percy said she was pretty..." Percy choked on his drink because luck was on Helen's side and Dr Granger, Dr Lee and a bunch of nurses came in wearing their scrubs. Dr Lee introduced the hoard of people that came in and smiled at Oliver.

"Mr. Wood" Dr Lee started. "before we take you to the OR we'll have to explain what is going to be done on you…now will you please Dr. Granger can you kindly show his relatives what is to be done"

Dr Granger, the younger of the two doctors stepped forward and held out a scan in front of the light by Helen. She then started.

"Here's the cist, its creating pressure to his blood circulation. Ergo the erect limb. We are to alleviate some blood before bringing him into the OR, then at the OR the cist will be taken out there the inner upper thigh. He'd have to rest for a week or so before he could get on anything type of vehicle that has a thin seat, like bicycles. Mr. Wood would also need to wear some kind of protection when he is playing any dangerous sport…."

Helen nodded and agreed with the young doctor. She had always told her brother to put a charm on that area due to his choice of sport, but he never listened to her at all.

After Dr. Granger finished the nurses had asked Percy and Helen leave the room, chuckling at that, so they could take to some blood before Oliver was taken to the OR. Olive watched as the two left and nervously eyed the needles in the tray a nurse brought in. he watched as Dr. Lee and Granger put on rubber gloves and headed to him. The nurses turned him to his side then put him back on his back again. The closed all the doors and blinds of the room then did what they had to do. Oliver tried not to watch but even with the esthetics, he felt the prick of the needle. He looked down to see what Dr. Lee was doing, while she instructed her subordinate Dr. Granger. He saw blood pouring into the small vile that was attached to the needle. After the whole ordeal, he found that little Oliver went limp after a few minutes. With this, The nurses tucked him in and got him on wheelchair and pushed him past the visitor's lounge where he saw his sister and his friend waving at him. Soon after he was in the OR laying on a table. "Mr. Wood" said one of the other people in there, he later found out was called an anesthetist, "We're going to apply the anesthesia on you, wait a few minutes for it to take affect. After a few minutes he felt very fuzzy. He saw Dr. Granger stand by him asking "Do you feel this?" He didn't feel a thing. "No...i feel like I was slipped some kind of potion…Snape you bastard how dare you slip me ..I'll tell dumblerdore..you..as….goo…ni…he..mi…ne….6...inch..es.." The last he heard were chuckling and everything went black.

-AN:

there...I like Helen...some info: 3 years older than Oliver, honey blonde...has a husband and a kid...:)

Thanks for reading.