All right, sorry for not updating sooner people- but I had 5 tests in 2 days! So not fair! Well, I won't keep you.
Our group walks out of the forest and into a town, carts and people zooming back and forth across the streets.
Lee: Wow. Busy place.
Ling: Yea.
They see a dilemma.
Lee: Um, how do we get across the street?
All except for E Liu glance at each other nervously.
E Liu: (scoffs) Amateurs.
She walks forward and whips out a folding fan.
E Liu: Watch and learn.
She gracefully begins to walk across the street. The traffic comes to a dead halt, and the men stare at her, drooling.
Shuai: Ooh, let me try!
She pulls out her fan and walks across the road also, waving flirtatiously to some of the boys. Yao frowns and walks beside her, pulling her along.
E Liu reaches the other side of the street.
E Liu: Come on!
Chien Po smiles and walks quickly across the street.
Lee: I can't believe it! Men are SO PATHETIC!
Ling: Hey!
Lee: Oh, what? Like it's a lie?
Ling: Yes!
Lee: Come on, guys'll do anything for a pretty face.
Ling: Not ALL guys.
Lee: Yes, ALL guys.
Ling: Name one.
Lee simply gestures to the 50-odd men staring at Shuai and E Liu.
Lee: Now you name one guy that's not like that.
Ling: Chien Po.
Lee looks at Chien Po across the street, smiling and thanking E Liu.
Lee: Fine, one in a million, I guess.
Ling: And Yao.
Lee: You gotta' be kidding me.
Ling: No, look.
He points at Yao, still walking beside Shuai.
One of the men raises his hand towards Shuai, but Yao grabs him by the collar and throws him like a rag doll.
Shuai smiles.
Lee: Okay, two in a million.
Shuai and Yao finally make it to the other side.
Suddenly, the traffic resumes, leaving Lee and Ling trapped on the other side.
Ling looks at Lee as if expecting something.
Lee: Hey, don't look at me. I don't do that 'pretty-girl' thing.
Shuai: Hang on! We'll go across again!
Lee: That's okay, I got a plan!
Ling: Oh boy.
Lee: Hold on.
She grabs his hand, and Ling blushes.
Lee: Okay, now!
She pulls Ling into the street, narrowly avoiding the carts.
Ling falls.
Lee drags him (literally!) through the street, weaving in and out of the crowd.
A horse suddenly stops in front of her, she runs into it, and falls.
Lee: Ow…
She sees another horse approaching her at high speed.
Lee gasps.
Ling scoops her up in a cradle-carry and quickly jumps onto the sidewalk, panting.
Yao: You guys okay?
Ling: I'm fine. You all right Lee?
Lee stares at him, transfixed for a moment.
Lee: (thinking) Three in a million.
Well, you know, gotta' stick to the plan- SHORT CHAPTERS! BWHAHAHAHA!
Please R+R.
