Okay ma peeps, I finally decided to update.
Ling helps Lee stand up.
The group continues walking through town.
E Liu: Lee, you gotta' be more careful! That's the second time today that you almost got run over!
Lee: Yes, mother.
Shuai snickers.
E Liu: Hmph, rather be a mother than roadkill.
Lee: Rather be roadkill than a mother!
Shuai:(getting sick) Can you guys PLEASE stop talking about roadkill?
Chien Po: Why don't we all get something to eat?
He gestures to a restaurant beside them.
Lee: Sure. Lunch is on me.
E Liu + Shuai:(shocked) It is!
Lee: Yes, it is.
E Liu and Shuai eye each other nervously.
Our group sits around a round table, food in front of them.
Positions- Yao on Lee's left, Shuai next to him, then Ling, Chien Po, and E Liu is on Lee's right.
Yao:(To Lee) So, about that whole 'roadkill' thing.
Shuai: Eating please!
Yao:(To Shuai) Sorry. (To Lee) Well?
Lee: I just think that there's more to life than getting married, and having children.
E Liu: Like what?
Lee:(sighs) Adventure.
Ling:(offscreen) So you're afraid.
Lee: Excuse me!
Ling: You know adventure, but you don't know anything about settling down and having a family. People are afraid of what they don't know.
Lee:(scoffs) That's ridiculous!
Chien Po: Actually, that was rather profound.
Yao: Yea, way to go Ling.
Ling smiles smugly across the table.
Lee frowns.
A waiter places the bill on the table and walks away.
Everyone looks at Lee.
Lee: Well, I guess now would be a good time to tell you all that I'm flat broke.
Yao: What!
Lee covers his mouth.
E Liu: I knew this was too good to be true.
Lee: Relax, I've got a plan.
All but Lee: (groan)
Lee: How many of you are aware of the classic 'Dine 'n' Ditch'?
Silence.
Lee:(sigh) (sarcastic) Great.
She stands up.
Lee: Okay, here's the plan. You leave, me distract. Get it?
Shuai: Yes, and that scares me.
Yao pulls her up, and they all (except Lee) begin to sneak out.
Lee walks up to the waiter.
Lee: Hi.
Waiter: (unsure) Hi.
Lee: I was wondering, was there any pepper in the food you served us?
Waiter: Yes, why?
Lee:(gasping) I'm allergic to pepper!
She falls on the floor and coughs VERY loudly.
The waiter screams like a girl.
Waiter: Oh no oh no! What do I do? What do I…..?
He sees the others sneaking out.
Waiter: (gasps) A Dine 'n' Ditch!
He grabs Lee's shirt and holds her in the air to his eye level.
A few men block the others' way.
Lee, seeing their predicament, thinks of the only thing that will get her and her friends out.
Lee: FOOD FIGHT!
The men immediately begin throwing food all over the place.
The others get out, and the waiter drops Lee.
Lee runs for the exit, but gets hit in the face with a tomato.
Outside.
The others are running down the street, we can see now that it is the late afternoon.
Ling looks back at the restaurant.
Ling: Oh no! We forgot Lee!
He begins to run back, but Lee runs out of the restaurant covered in food.
Ling runs along with her, and they jump into a ditch with the others, all panting.
E Liu: Lee! You're a mess!
Lee looks down at herself.
Lee: Hey, I told you that lunch was on me.