Sorry guys, I would've updated yesterday (School holiday!) But I got sick, and I would've updated this morning, but I had my piano theory exam to go to. Now, this chapter might be a little longer than the others, but I'm not sure, I'm writing it as I go, so enjoy!


The girls stand beside a lake. Lee sits on a rock, the boys are nowhere in sight.

E Liu begins to take off her dress (she has more clothes underneath) and heads into the water.

E Liu: Come on Lee, you need a bath more than we both do.

Shuai:(sniffing Lee) Yeah, EW, you smell like a wet gorilla!

She, too, heads for the water.

Lee: You mean like Yao?

E Liu laughs, but Shuai just frown-pouts at Lee with her arms crossed.

Lee smiles, then hears something and looks behind her.

E Liu: What is it?

Lee:(standing up) Nothing, I'll be right back.

She walks off into the tall grass.

Shuai turns back to the water.

Lee:(offscreen) AH!

E Liu: Lee?

She runs into the grass.

E Liu:(offscreen) AH!

Shuai: E-E Liu?

The bushes rustle somewhat.

Shuai: Lee? C'mon guys, this isn't funny!

More rustling.

Shuai picks up a rock.

Shuai: I said 'STOP IT!'

She throws the rock into the bushes.

Man:(offscreen) OW!

Shuai gasps and runs away.

Shuai: YAO! Y-AAAAAAOOOOOO!


Yao: Give it up Chien Po.

Chien Po: And why should I?

Yao: Because E Liu's already got a man. You know, Shen?

Ling: You sure about that Yao?

Yao: Hey, why else would she be so intent on finding him?

Ling: Good point.

Yao: So, what about you and Lee, huh?

Ling: Wh-what!

Yao: Oh come on, you know you like her.

Ling:(standing up) I do not.

Yao: Oh yeah? Do you clam up whenever she looks at ya'?

Ling:(quietly) Yeah…

Chien Po: Do you think about her every second?

Ling: Well, I…

Yao: Do you think she's the greatest thing that's ever happened to you?

Ling: Well, yeah. But that doesn't mean I'm in love with her!

Yao+Chien Po:(knowingly) Hmmm.

Ling: Well, so what if she's smart, and funny, and beautiful and, and…..Oh my gosh, I am in love with her!

He sits back down.

Chien Po: Told you.

Yao: Hey, whatever happened to (sings) " I want her paler than the moon, with eyes that shine like stars"?

Ling: Well, I don't exactly see Shuai worshipping the ground at your feet.

Shuai:(offscreen) YAO!

Yao: See? She can't get enough of me.

Shuai:(offscreen) YAO! HELP!

Chien Po: Did she just say 'help'?

Ling: I think so, c'mon!


The boys run out of the forest into a clearing, to see Shuai running up half-dressed.

Shuai: Yao!

Yao: Shuai! What's the matter?

She falls to her knees in front of him.

Chien Po: Where are Lee and E Liu?

Shuai:(stammering) They, and the over, and 'AH!', and 'Yao', and, and, I DON'T KNOW!

She falls into Yao's chest, and sobs.

Ling: What happened?

Shuai:(stammering) They, and the over, and….

Ling: Using actual words, please?

Shuai:(takes deep breath) Okay. Lee heard something in the bushes, so she went to check it out. Then we heard her scream.

Chien Po: Oh my.

Shuai: So E Liu went to check it out, and she screamed. Then I heard somebody in the bushes, and I thought they were just playing a trick on me. So I threw a rock at them!

Yao chuckles.

Yao: That's my girl.

Shuai: Yeah, and I hit someone too! Only, it wasn't Lee OR E Liu.

Ling: Who was it then?

Shuai: I dunno'.

Yao: Can you show us where this happened?

Shuai:(affirmative) Uh-huh.

A pause. (Cricket chirp, cricket chirp)

Ling: Well?

Shuai: OH! You mean now?


Okay, so not as long as I expected it to be, but still, the content's good, right? RIGHT?

Please R+R!