Hey I'm back and after reading the reviews…majority rules guys…and in this fic the pairings will be Yuki/Tohru (I suck at Kyou/Tohru stories so I'll stick to my strengths) Kristen/Kyou and Ashley/Haru …and possibly Sarah will have some flirty…moments with hmmm Shigure or Ritsu if I put him in here (I love Ritsu)…unless you guys have suggestions!(Even though I said I would have her with anyone….but I asked her and she was like "you better or I'll eat your face" so I might pair her with some random Sohma)
Disclaimer: I don't own fruits basket
Ch.3: Explosions and Soccer
The next morning Ashley and Sarah woke up first and decided to show their appreciation for the free room and board by making breakfast after they were dressed…big mistake. "Ok…Sarah…I'll get the eggs and you can make toast or something" Ashley said quietly as she cracked eggs over a pan on the stove and poked them with a fork. Sarah nodded and headed off to the cabinet to find bread but instead found something better "oooh! I love strawberry pop tarts!" she squealed as she grabbed the pack of toaster pastries out of the cabinet and hugged them. "Quit screwing around and put them in the toaster" Ashley grumbled as she stirred the eggs around a bit, Sarah rolled her eyes at her friend and opened up the box and got the pop tarts out and stuck them in the toaster and pushed the lever down. Satisfied with that Sarah waltzed over to Ashley "so what now master?" she asked sarcastically and Ashley rolled her eyes, "go wake the others up…I should be done soon" Ashley told the blonde. Sarah nodded and skipped out of the kitchen and up the stairs "hmmm…I wonder who's room is whose…..oh well" Sarah sighed as she came upon the first door.
Sarah backed up a bit from the door and then jumping up with a powerful kick, kicked the door open, and then Sarah pounced on the bed propelling the bed's owner off of the bed and onto the floor with a loud thud "WAKE UUUUUUUUP!" Sarah sang out cheerfully. "Urggg…. what the…hell…ehh" came the confused murmur from the freshly woken Yuki as he breathed heavily and clutched his chest, Sarah then looked down on the floor where Yuki was and she smiled "hey gerbil boy! Time to wake up" Sarah said cheerfully and with that she bounced off the bed and skipped out the door. 'Dear god…I'm not sure but I think I just had a stroke' Yuki thought as he rubbed his half lidded eyes, slowly he got to his feet and went to get dressed for school. Sarah on the other hand was on her way to the next room with which she entered much the same way…with the same result, "GYAAAAAAH!" Tohru shrieked as she sprung from her bed and hit the floor hard. "Wake up Tohru-Chan!" Sarah said cheerily as she jumped off the bed and headed for the door leaving a stunned half dead with fear Tohru behind. "I'm good at this" Sarah muttered proudly to herself as she walked over to the next room.
But just as she was going to bum rush the door it swung open and out popped Kyou in his school uniform, but before he could realize what was going on Sarah crashed into him and he transformed. "Derf!" Sarah groaned as she fell back flat on her butt with a small orange cat on her lap "damn…what the hell did you do that for idiot?" the cat yelled at Sarah. Sarah frowned and yanked Kyou's tail roughly causing him to shriek and hiss, "bad kitty…I just wanted to wake you up" Sarah said bluntly as she stood up knocking the cat off of her lap. Kyou hissed at the blue-eyed girl but then stopped and sniffed the air curiously "do you smell that…smells like burning?" Kyou said unsurely, "HYAAAAA SHIIIIT!" came a loud shriek from down stairs and Sarah suddenly looked panicked and started to run down stairs. When she got to the bottom of the steps she smelt something that smelt like burnt…burnt…strawberries? "What's going on Ash?" Sarah asked worriedly from outside the kitchen "fire" Ashley, said bluntly, Sarah nodded "oh…. fire" she said knowingly as she turned around to head for the couch again. Then after a minute she stopped and it hit her "wait…. fire? Fire…oh damn FIIIIIRE!" she yelped as she ran into the kitchen and saw Kristen (now awake and dressed in her skirt and tank from yesterday) and Ashley throwing glasses of water at the toaster which was now engulfed in flames.
"Help us you twit!" Kristen yelled at Sarah and Sarah nodded before running to the refrigerator and grabbed a carton of orange juice and tossed it to Ashley "catch!" she shouted at the girl. Ashley caught the carton and unsnapped the opening "don't even think about it" Kristen dared her cousin, and with that Ashley dumped the juice on the toaster dousing the flames. But as soon as the juice hit the plug socket small purple sparks began to shoot up until BOOOM! A large explosion caused the three girls to dive for their lives out of the kitchen and into the living room just as the three other teens of the house and Shigure came into the room. The vibrations from the explosion caused them all to fall over in various places, once the smoke had cleared a bit Shigure peeked out from behind the sofa "w-what happened?" he asked shakily as the others began to get up from their shelters. Kristen glared at Sarah and Ashley and the two younger girls whistled innocently before looking out at the window "oh golly look at the time…we better leave or we'll be late" Ashley grinned sheepishly as she grabbed Sarah's arm and dragged her to the front door to collect some slippers to wear and head out.
Once they were gone all eyes went to Kristen and she shrugged "well…let's just say their hearts were in the right place…their brains just weren't…and oh yeah…we'll work to pay off the damages for the toaster…and the walls…um sorry" Kristen said hurriedly as she left the house as well with her now frizzy sandy brown hair waving behind her. Shigure just looked blankly at the spot where the girls had been and the other three just grabbed their stuff and bailed after the girls. "Hey! Wait up damn it what happened back there? What did you idiots do?' Kyou yelled as he ran to catch up to the three girls. They stopped and Kristen clenched her fists to her side "one more time…you've got one more time to call me an idiot before I rip out your vocal chords and shove them up your ass" Kristen hissed dangerously with out even looking at Kyou. The redhead backed away slightly and Yuki and Tohru just looked on surprised, Ashley turned around and shrugged "don't worry…she's not a morning person…especially when she doesn't get to fix her hair" Ashley reassured them. The others responded with silence as the group started off for school again, after a while Tohru decided to try and crack the tension "so…um Ashley-kun what did happen in the kitchen?" Tohru asked curiously.
Ashley sighed "well…Sarah and I got up early and decided to make breakfast…well I told her to put the pop tarts in the toaster…and it caught fire then exploded when we tried to put it out" Ashley said with a cold glare towards Sarah. Sarah groaned and crossed her arms over her chest "god! How was I supposed to know that you had to take the little foily thing off before you stick them in the toaster" Sarah declared defensively. Kyou, Yuki, Tohru, and Kristen sweat dropped while Ashley just popped her in the back of the head with her fist, "you dingbat! Common sense should tell you that…what the hell have you been smoking?" Ashley ranted exasperatedly. "Yeah and where can I get some…because that must be some serious shit to have you so daft all the time" Kristen commented as they rounded the corner onto the school property, "well…you three should get to the office and pick up your uniforms and stuff…it's down the hall on the left from the entrance" Yuki told the girls before he walked off into the building with Tohru and Kyou following close behind. Kristen looked at Ashley and Sarah and shrugged "well…I guess we should try to find the office since those guys abandoned us" Kristen sighed as she started to lead the way into the building.
IN Class with Yuki ECT. 1 hour later
"Well class we were supposed to be getting a transfer student today…but I guess she isn't coming" the teacher said as he looked up at the clock and the students were just ignoring him because they didn't give a damn. Tohru looked to the door worriedly wondering where Kristen was and hoping she was all right seeing as though she was an hour late for class. "I hope they made it around to the office alright" Tohru wondered aloud and Kyou snorted, "Yeah…they probably skipped class" Kyou grumbled still a bit miffed at the soc in the jaw Kristen gave him. Just then the door to the classroom busted open and Ashley and Sarah popped in wearing the girls uniforms and looked around "ok this is the right room!" Sarah yelled out into the hallway and Kristen came running in panting "finally" she wheezed. The teacher looked very unpleased "excuse me! Who are you three and why are you disrupting my class," the teacher asked angrily as the girls all stood up at the front of the class. Kristin stood up straight and flashed the teacher an apologetic smile "I'm very sorry but my name is Kristen Johnson and I'm the new transfer student…I had trouble finding the office because someone who shall be nameless" Kristen said innocently. "Cough…Yuki Sohma…cough cough" Ashley loudly coughed into her hand while glaring at the gang, Kristen discretely kicked her cousin to shut her up.
"Anyway…um this is my cousin and her friend…also transfers…they helped me find the room…but now they must be going" Kristen said hastily as she shoved the two other girls out of the room. After that the teacher just shook his head and gestured for Kristen to sit down next to a girl with short dark brown hair named Rika, on the way to her desk she stopped by where Yuki and Tohru sat and smiled at them "hey Tohru…. hey Yuki…man your school is huge I got lost like 5 times trying to find the office" Kristen said to them. Tohru giggled and Yuki smiled…warmly at the girl "yes…sorry about not showing you around the school first…maybe during lunch hour Johnson-san" Yuki said politely. Kristen shrugged and nodded "cool" she replied and she walked over to her desk, which was only two desks down from Tohru. Kristen gave Rika a kind smile as she sat down but Rika only glared at Kristen. "Damn…I know it's June but it feels real cold up in this mug" Kristen mumbled as she eyed Rika from the corner of her eye. Rika just continued writing in her notebook so Kristen sighed and pulled out her own journal to start taking notes, after a few minutes a folded piece of paper landed on Kristen's desk. Kristen opened the note and read it then she folded it up and placed it in her pocket and went on with her notes, no one noticed the hard glares being given to Kristen by Rika and two other girls in the class when she received the note…no one except Kristen that is.
With Sarah and AshleySarah and Ashley roamed the halls looking for their classroom after they left Kristen "damn…what is this place a friggin maze?" Sarah grumbled as they passed the water fountain for the 5th time that morning. "It should be around here somewhere," Ashley said as she glanced at the schedule again and stopped to lean against the wall to rest, unfortunately the wall she leaned on was actually a door and slightly ajar. Ashley sighed "we'll never find the room" she whined as she pushed her full weight on the "wall" and suddenly it swung open and Ashley tumbled backwards into the room "Oh snap!" she yelped as she tumbled backwards onto her back.
As soon as she landed the teacher who was teaching at the moment stopped to stare -at the weird girl who just fell into their classroom- along with her confused class. Luckily for Ashley she was wearing short black boxers because as she fell her knee length school skirt flew up exposing her undies to the class, "Ash are you o…Kay…um…hi" Sarah started to say as she rushed into the room to get her fallen friend and then noticed the class full of people. Ashley groaned as she sat up and rubbed her now sore lower back "damn…why can't this school have out swinging doors!" Ashley mumbled as she looked over at Sarah.
It was then that she realized they weren't alone and Ashley looked over at the teacher who had a very confused yet upset look on her face, it was then that Sarah realized Ashley's skirt had ridden up "Ash…you're goodies are showing" Sarah said in a singsong voice. Ashley looked down and saw her exposed boxers and quickly stood up and straightened out her skirt "oh right" she said and the class erupted in snickers and giggles from the students. Ashley just glared at them all "yeah well…bite me" she said as she rolled her eyes, just then she recognized one of the students…Hatsuharu Sohma. 'I'd know that black and white hair anywhere' Ashley thought as she felt a grin play on her lips, "look it's Haru! We found the right room!" Ashley cheered as she turned to Sarah gesturing to the Sohma boy and Haru cocked an eyebrow at the girl.
Sarah looked over and saw the boy and vaguely remembered him from one of Ashley's Fruits basket DVD's, "finally! We've found it!" Sarah exclaimed and the teacher cleared her throat. "Excuse me who are you?" the teacher asked and Ashley turned to her bowed "I'm Ashley Johnson and This is my friend Sarah Ingram and we're the new transfer students" Ashley said sweetly, the teacher smiled and nodded "oh well I'm glad you ladies made it…class this Ingram-san and Johnson-san…ok girls you can both take those seats there in back behind Kylie-san and Hatsuharu-san" the teacher said kindly.
Ashley and Sarah shrugged and skipped off to their new seats happily and sat down, afterwards they both began to take out their notebooks to write notes in when Ashley noticed the shaggy haired brunette boy in front of her…Kylie stuffing a small CD case into his bag. Ashley leaned forward and tapped his shoulder "hey…what CD's do you have?" she whispered into his ear, Kylie turned around and cocked an eyebrow at her. "Um…a couple mix tapes…just some hip hop and some club music" he shrugged and whispered, Ashley nodded "cool…hey did you make them yourself?" she asked and her nodded. Ashley looked impressed and smiled at him "well then…buddy…how about you hook a sister up?" she asked and Kylie smirked at the girl's weirdness "why not…hey I wasn't really paying attention before…what's your name?" he asked. Sarah leaned over to the boy and whispered, "it's Ashley…and by the way the teacher is sort of staring at you two right now", and sure enough when Ashley and Kylie looked up their teacher was glaring at them. "Oops my bad" Ashley said with a nervous laugh and Haru rolled his eyes "smooth" he muttered, suddenly a balled up piece of paper bounced off the back of his head and landed in his lap.
"What?" Haru asked dumbly as he picked up the paper and unraveled it and began to read.
Dear Haru,
What's up dude? Oh you don't know us…yet but we know Yuki and them so yeah…we can explain later. By the way where's Momiji?
The sexy chicks in the back row,
Ash and Sarah
After he read the note Haru turned around to see the authors of the note and found Sarah writing in her notebook and Ashley beginning to doze off. 'Them…those foreign girls sent the note…how do they know me…And Yuki…weird' Haru thought as he studied the girls' features. "Take a picture it'll last longer" Ashley taunted as she looked up hard into Haru's grey eyes as if daring him to blink, eventually she turned back to her notebook and ignored Haru as he turned back around very confused…and yet intrigued somehow by this odd new girl. 'That was intense…what's with her? Oh well at least I know one thing for sure…this will be an interesting day' the multi color haired boy thought with a sigh as he went back to his notes.
Lunch"Ok class will resume after lunch" the teacher said as she dismissed her students and left the room, Sarah got up and stretched lazily "fiiiiiiinaly I was bored into the next universe" Sarah yawned. As the room cleared out only Ash, Haru, and Sarah remained and Ashley was asleep with her head in her arms snoozing away, "how long has she been like that?" Haru asked as he walked over to Sarah and looked down at the other girl. "An hour…maybe" Sarah said as she sat up on her desk "shouldn't you wake her up" he asked nonchalantly. Sarah shrugged and lifted one leg over to Ashley's chair and gave it a quick shove knocking Ashley to the floor, "AAACK!" Ashley yelped as she hit the floor. Haru sweat dropped "ok…you're awake…lunch time now…. Kris, Tohru, Yuki, and Kyou will be waiting for us" Sarah said cheerily as she scooted off the desk and Ashley slowly stood up and rubbed her sleepy eyes "yeah…. whatever" Ashley grunted.
As the two girls began to walk out of the room Haru grabbed Ashley's arm and pulled her towards him a bit "hey, you never told me how you know my family?" Haru asked seriously as he looked down into Ashley's deep brown eyes. Ashley smirked and jerked her hand back "we'll explain at lunch Haru-kun…now come on I'm starving!" Ashley grumbled as she grabbed his left arm and Sarah grabbed his right and they dragged the ox boy with them down the hall to the cafeteria. They received a few odd looks from passerbys in the hallway as the girls skipped down the hall dragging Haru with them. Haru sighed and shook his head 'why me…who are there crazy people' he thought as they went through the café and got food then headed out to the court yards.
"Over here!" Tohru called out waving her hand at the three 1st years as she sat with the rest of the gang at a circular blue table, "there they are" Sarah smiled as she and Ashley dragged Haru and their food to the table. "Hello Haru" Yuki said politely and Tohru beamed at the younger boy "hello Hatsuharu-san" she said sweetly and Haru nodded at both the teens. "What the hell is that punk doing here?" Kyou asked as he narrowed his eyes at Haru Kristen rolled her eyes at Kyou "do you think you could take you head out of you ass long enough to greet a family member properly?" Kristen asked venomously as she shot Kyou a look of frustration. Kyou glared at her and felt a powerful urge to smirk or smack her "Oooooooh…you just got HOUSED!" Sarah and Ashley chorused at Kyou and the Sohmas just looked at the girls uncomfortably while Kristen shook her head. "So…this is…err…Haru or Momiji right?" Kristen asked changing the subject, Haru looked at the girl surprised that she also knew his name "yup this is Haru!" Ashley said happily as she plopped down in a plastic chair and started to open her Pepsi.
Kristen nodded and reached back into her bag of chips "so…he's the…um…cow thing?" Kristen asked, "yup" Ashley chirped and Haru and he stopped breathing for a second. "How did you…"? Haru began to ask in amazement but Kristen interrupted "oh…yeah I almost forgot…check out what fell on my desk today" Kristen smirked as she dug into her skirt pocket and pulled out a crumpled piece of paper. Ashley and Sarah leaned over to Kristen as she unraveled the note in front of her, "come on you guys should check this out too" Sarah said cheerily as she grabbed Tohru's arm and dragged her over to their spot behind Kristen looking at the note. Yuki, Kyou, and Haru hesitantly went over to the bunch and they all began to read the letter to themselves.
New girl,
We don't know how you tramps are in America but you better stay away from Prince Yuki and his beautiful cousins. You and that witch Tohru Honda aren't worthy of his kindness so stay away. This is only a warning…so know you're place or else.
-P.Y.F.C
After reading the letter Kyou, Haru and Yuki were all very disturbed and a bit miffed. "That was harsh…talk about obsessive," Sarah said as she sat back in her own seat "who the hell is P.Y.F.C?" Kristen asked as she balled up the note again and shoved it in her pocket. Yuki sighed gloomily and was about to open his mouth to answer but Ashley beat him to it "the Prince Yuki Fan Club…they're a bunch of crazy girls who are obsessed with Yuki-kun and so they stalk and worship him…I guess they say us all walk here together…looks like they feel threatened" Ashley said with a cheeky grin. Kristen scoffed and flipped a stray strand of hair from her face and smiled seductively "well of course they are…as sexy as I am…shoot I'd feel threatened to" Kristen bragged in a haughty voice. The others sweat dropped "this is ridiculous…those maniacs are starting to creep me out…I mean a threat letter…good grief!" Kyou griped as he rolled his eyes, "well…Sohma-kun is very popular…but I agree I think the girls may have taken this a little extreme" Tohru said with an agreeing nod. "I'm really sorry about this Johnson-san…if you'd like I could try and talk with the girls for you" Yuki offered guiltily, he felt bad that Kristen was being threatened on her first day because of him.
Kristen shook her head dismissively "no that's ok…as long as they don't bother me…I'm cool" Kristen shrugged, Kyou scoffed "yeah well what if they try something then what?" Kyou asked sarcastically though his anger and slight worry bled through slightly in his voice. Kristen closed her eyes thoughtfully and smirked "well I suppose I'll beat that bridge down when I get to it" Kristen said as she got up from her chair and went to throw away her bag. Kyou couldn't help but grin at the girl's confident tough attitude 'that attitude and temper of hers can be really annoying…yet…it's kind of cute…wait what the hell!' Kyou thought in alarm as he shook off the last of his musings on the girl. RING RING! "Well lunch is officially over…catch you cats on the flip side" Ashley chirped as she jumped up with Sarah and they dragged Haru away quickly. The remaining teens at the table just stared on blankly "well…let's go…I heard through the grape vine that we have study hall now…what do you say we do a wee bit of exploring?" Kristen said with a mischievous grin.
"Well…we have to go to the library and stay there for study period…we can't just wonder around" Tohru said nervously as everyone got up to go. Kristen thought for a second and then smirked as she sauntered over to Yuki and hooked arms with him, "ah, but you forget my dear onigiri that as class president Yuki-kun is supposed to give me a tour of the school…and you know what I would really like to see the rest of the school" Kristen said wisely. Yuki squirmed slightly at the girl's closeness. Kyou narrowed his eyes at the rat feeling a strange emotion rise in his stomach but he couldn't quite place it, "I suppose she has a point…but isn't that sort of like skipping class?" Yuki asked trying to persuade the girl to reconsider. Kristen unhooked her arm from Yuki and scoffed slapping him hard on the back "eh, don't be such a little pansy…come on if it makes you feel better we'll tell old sensei that you're giving me a tour first and ask if Tohru-Chan and pumpkin head can come along" Kristen said as she smoothed out her skirt and started walking off towards the building.
"Hey! Stupid woman who are you calling pumpkin head?" Kyou yelled as he ran after her leaving Yuki and Tohru alone, "I have a bad feeling about this" Yuki sighed. Tohru smiled sweetly at him and slipped her hand into his and started to follow after Kyou "don't worry Sohma-kun…lets just go along wit hit" Tohru said cheerily. Yuki blushed at her bold action and followed behind her into the building, 'something tells me that as long as these girls are here…this school is in for a world of trouble' Yuki thought as they caught up to Kyou and Kristen who were arguing.
Sarah and Ashley's class
"What!" Ashley whined as she stood up from her desk watching the rest of the class file out, "P.E…we have to go to the gym now…the teacher there will issue you a uniform" Haru said as he stood in front of Ashley's desk. Sarah groaned and fell out of her chair "no…not gym…anything but that" she whined as Ashley got up and dragged her feet over to Sarah, "I don't wanna go either but we have to….get up" Ashley said unemotionally "never!" Sarah declared and curled up in a fetal position. "Um will she be alright?" Kylie asked as he and Haru stood waiting at the door for the two girls, Ashley reached down and grabbed Sarah's right arm and started to drag her to the door "yeah she's fine" Ashley shrugged. Haru and Kylie looked at each other and sweat dropped as they followed the girls kicking and screaming down the hallway towards the gym.
Once they got there the teacher handed Sarah and Ashley a uniform each and they went off to the locker rooms to change, the uniforms consisted of a pair of red shorts and a white t-shirt with the school name on it. Once they were done the teacher told the girls in the locker room that today they'd be playing kickball against the boy's class, "oh great…we get to go to a field…and play in booty shorts…my life is now complete" Ashley droned sarcastically as she pulled down on her impossibly short shorts and followed Sarah and the other girls to the large baseball diamond in the field. "Hey look there's Haru-kun and Kylie-kun!" Sarah said happily as she pointed over to the boys team who was stretching, Ashley looked over at the two boys and suddenly her cheeks heated in embarrassment at her attire. The two teachers went off to talk and left the students to begin their games, The boys and girls walked to the middle of the field with the ball and looked around anxiously. A few guys smiled and flirted with the girls while the girls blushed giggled and fixed their hair idly as they got into positions for the game.
"Hey…how's it going so far?" Kylie asked Ashley and Sarah as they positioned themselves at the to of the field near the boys, "horrible…I mean these uniforms are ridiculous…we look like friggin prostitutes" Ashley said as she crossed her arms over her chest. The boys looked at the outfit in question and couldn't help but blush a bit noticing how the shorts wrapped snuggly against Ashley's hips and butt. Sarah nodded in agreement "yup poor Ashley's got a little too much junk in the trunk" Sarah said knowingly and Ashley bonked her on the head. Haru looked confused while Kylie just bit back a grin "so you ladies ready to play…hmm it's the new girls" came a bratty male voice from behind Haru and Kylie. They all turned around to face a boy a little shorter than Haru with bleached blonde hair and brown eyes, "oh hey…err…Enishi-san right?" Sarah asked as she smiled at the boy and Ashley just nodded towards him.
The boy looked both girls up and down leeringly and smirked "well…I must say that those uniforms really do you girls justice…they sure do make them nicely in America" the boy jeered as he winked at Ashley. Sarah's mouth dropped slightly "eww…pervert" Sarah scoffed and Enishi laughed, "geez learn to take a compliment" Enishi said with a shrug as he reached out and brushed a finger down Sarah's cheek. "Hey leave them alone" Haru said coldly and Kylie glared at the other boy as well "yeah…could try to not act like a asshole…for once" Kylie retorted. Enishi glared at the two boys then smirked and went back to his position "don't let him upset you…he's a jerk" Haru said to the two girls who were glaring death at Enishi. Ashley turned to Sarah and she nodded causing both girls to grin "don't worry Haru-kun…we don't get mad" Ashley said cheerfully, "we get even" Sarah finished as the two girls got into position giving the boys the ball, the girls were up to kick first.
Haru was at 2nd base and Kylie was in the outfield while Enishi was up at the pitchers mound ready to roll the ball out to the first girl up to kick, "ok sweetie I'll make sure to throw this one nice and easy for you…wouldn't want you to break a nail" Enishi said causing a few boys to laugh. The girl who had long black hair up in pigtails blushed and bit her lip with embarrassment, "okay…just pitch the ball please," she asked meekly.
With Kristen and the others
After explaining to the teacher about wanting a tour of the school Kristen, Yuki, Tohru and Kyou were roaming the halls aimlessly and bored. "Hey I know…lets go outside or something" Kristen said as she stopped and turned to her companions, Yuki frowned slightly "but Johnson-san…we have to stay in the school" Yuki said. Kyou rolled his eyes 'that damn rat is such a little goody two shoes' he thought disgustedly, Kristen chuckled and shook her head "but technically we're still in school if we don't leave the school grounds…and outside is the school grounds" she said with a wink and giggled. Tohru sweat dropped and smiled with her "well…I uh…suppose that's ok" the onigiri said and Kristen grinned and slung her arm around Tohru's shoulders. "But…what if a teacher sees us?" Yuki said as he half-heartedly followed the others outside of the building to the football field. Kristen rolled her eyes "don't worry mother we'll be fine" Kristen teased and Kyou snickered at the comment causing Yuki to back hand the cat. "Damn rat!" Kyou barked back at him assuming a fighting stance, but their quarrel was cut short by the sound of yelling "YOU CHEATED YOU BASTARD!" came a loud shrill voice from the baseball field.
"Hey…that sounds like Ashley's big mouth" Kristen said thoughtfully as she stopped, "I guess their class is in P.E now" Yuki said but he instantly regretted it. "Ooh lets go see Ashley make a fool of herself trying to be athletic!" Kristen cheered as she grabbed Tohru and ran off towards the field and Yuki and Kyou merely followed the girls. When they caught up to the girls they were sitting on the bleachers watching the very heated kick ball game, "wow…looks like Ashley's getting pretty pissed at that pitcher guy" Kristen said as she watched Ashley yell at the boy pitching the ball.
The game
"Okay next…well looks like it's the new girl…this should be good…I hope you hit the ball…I'd love to see that ass of yours in motion" Enishi winked at Ashley as she went up to kick. A few boys snickered and whistled at Ashley as she walked up and she was beyond pissed, "and I'd love to hand that ass of yours to ya on a platter" Ashley said threw clenched teeth. Enishi smirked at her potty mouth "such naughty words…ok babe I call this one the torpedo roll" he said as he pitched the ball quickly towards her and Ashley hit it head on with her foot knocking the ball full force into Enishi's crotch "AGGG!" the bottle blonde yelped a few octaves above his normal level as he fell backwards squeezing his knees together. "And I call that one the nut cracker" Ashley sneered as she took off running from base to base while Enishi's team mates tried to help up their injured friend, all the girls gasped and giggled and a few even clapped happy that that pervert Enishi had got what was coming to him.
Kylie and Haru covered their mouths as they tried to stop from busting out laughing as Enishi lay on the ground whining and groaning as one of the other boys went to get the teacher. Ashley slid gracefully into home base and stopped right in front of Enishi as he lay on the ground in pain "oops my bad…guess I don't know my own strength" she shrugged innocently. "Y-you bitch" Enishi grumbled as he glared up at Ashley "hey that's queen bitch to you" Sarah chimed in as she walked up beside Ashley and stuck her tongue out at the blonde.
On the bleachers
As soon as the ball made contact with Enishi's family jewels Kyou and Yuki winced as they felt his pain, "Damn…I bet he's wishing he wasn't a man right about now…that is too funny" Kristen laughed hysterically. Tohru's face was a bright crimson as she tried hard to suppress a giggle at the sadly funny sight, "hey shut up…it's not funny…that was just cruel" Kyou said as he involuntarily squeezed his knees tighter together. "Well he deserved it I'm sure…it takes a lot to tick off Ashley…I wonder what peroxide head did?" Kristen asked as she got up and jogged over to the baseball diamond, "I smell trouble" Kyou groaned as he got up and followed Kristen along with Yuki and Tohru.
At the game
"Oh man…you sure did a number on him…damn I mean even I think every man in Japan felt that one" Kylie said as he shuddered walking up to Sarah and Ashley. "Yeah…I hope you didn't damage anything," Haru said as he gestured with his thumb to Enishi, "hey! Nice hit…I hope he can get that testicle dislodged from his liver" came a snarky voice from behind them. "Kristen!" Sarah called out as she saw the girl along with the other three of their group heading towards them. "What are you guys doing here don't you have class?" Haru asked curiously as he saw Yuki, Tohru and Kyou along with the new girl; "well…Johnson-san wanted a tour of the school" Yuki shrugged. Kylie cocked an eyebrow at the 'prince' of their school "um…you do realize you're not in the school right?" he asked sarcastically. Yuki rolled his eyes and Kyou just glared at him while Kristen smirked. "Hello I'm Ashley's cousin…who are you?" she asked sweetly and Kylie looked over her shortly and smiled "um…I'm Kylie" he said shortly, Kristen smiled then scowled and whacked Kylie in the back of the head "shut up Kylie" she said curtly.
The others sweat dropped and Kylie held his throbbing head "ouch! Hey what was that for?" he whined, but before he could answer a loud whistle sounded on the field. "Johnson-san! Ingram-san! Sohma-san, Nakatsu-san!" the voice of their buff gym teacher rang out venomously, "uh-oh" Sarah and Ashley chorused as they turned to face a very pissed, very manly looking Himura-san. "Is it true that you four were harassing poor Enishi-kun?" the manly woman demanded and Haru and Kylie both gaped at her accusation "what?" they exclaimed, "well he started it by being a super ass" Sarah defended. Himura-san gasped "watch your tongue young lady…and don't deny it I have witnesses who say they heard and saw you assault Enishi-kun" the teacher said, "well if you already knew then why in the name of Sam hill did you ask \?" Ashley asked stupidly. The teacher turned red with anger "not funny at all young lady! Do you how seriously you could have hurt him? You could've broken something!" the teacher reprimanded.
"Oh please…. I doubt he had anything to break down there" Ashley remarked snidely and Haru, Kylie, Sarah, Kristen and Kyou snickered, "that's it…you four have detention after school room 256…3 hours!" Himura-san said darkly. "Oh come on that is harsh" Kristen piped up and the teacher's attention was brought to the group of 2nd years. "Who are you and why are you all here…this isn't your class" the teacher asked suspiciously and for once they were all pretty quite, "well I'm new and President Yuki-kun was giving me a tour around school" Kristen said. "And those two are with you because….?" The teacher asked impatiently "um…moral support…?" Kristen offered as an excuse but the teacher didn't really find it amusing. "leaving the building AND letting two students skip class…that's it you four have detention as well" the teacher said coolly, "what the fu-" Kyou started to yell out but was silenced by Yuki's hand "yes sensei we understand…I'm sorry for the disturbance" Yuki said in his politest voice. The teacher smiled kindly at him and then turned to the others "ok then…NOW GET TO CLASS!" She screamed and Kyou, Tohru, Yuki, and Kristen nearly tripped over their own feet trying to run away in fear.
As the four sophomores ran away Sarah smiled dumbly and waved them off "OK THEN SEE YOU IN DETENTION BYE!" she called out after them, Haru and Kylie sweat dropped. "Idiot" Ashley hissed as she smacked Sarah in the back of the head…it was going to be a long day.
TBC
A/N: finally I've updated! I hope you liked it…next chapter will be the gang in detention! Trust me there will be much funny in it! Well later I have to go to bed or my mom will eat my face! Love, Chizz