Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon or her yummys. I would like some yummys! I decided to do this story after someone was continuously flaming other authors. I thought it would be a humorous twist having it from Sailor Moons view.

One day Sailor Moon sat at her high tech computer and began to type away…….

She entered a new site…It was a fan fiction site…..She thought to herself "I wonder if I am in it?" Slowly she began to search. She finally found Sailor moon fan fiction. Oh that one is good…..That one is a little seedy…..I did what now? She called to Sailor Jupiter who was busy in the kitchen making Sailor Moon her yummys. Sailor Jupiter ran in and told Sailor Moon that they had no respect for her! Sailor Moon began to rage…

"Fuck you, fuck them, what do I have to do to get a little respect? Should I shave my head? What are you looking at Luna"?

She pointed at Luna and with a flying kick hit her of the sofa and out the door. With seeing this Sailor Jupiter scurried back into the kitchen.

I have got to get all those little deprived perverts out there who are constantly writing smut about me on the net but how? I know I will become an evil person and flame people for writing stories….It may just start with stories about me but then I will slowly break down other smut or maybe just do it to be a bitch.

Sailor moon sat in her chair….How to start? She looked down at the local paper and saw that Doctor Tranquilliser was on the run again.

"Perfect"she thought. She clicked on the first review…Genius and pure smut.

"I will get you for saying that" Sailor Moon chuckled as she clicked the submit review button….It began to load….

"Crappy Modem slow fucking connection" Sailor Moon Yelled as she raged a little more.

The review page popped up………..

"What to write……I don't want to be too mean" She said to herself trying hard to think of a good and harsh review.

She began to type….

You are shit, learn to write better. I deserve better

She stopped, and then backspaced.

She mumbled "can't let them know it's me".

You are shit, learn to write better. Sailor Moon deserves better. And you call yourself a fan! SHAME ON YOU!

"How to end it" she thought.

She ended it with: You were just flamed by Dr Tranquilliser.

She smiled.

"Perfect" she said and sent it away with a big smirk on her face! "Teach them to write porn about me". With that she turned of her computer and waited for the next day she would flame another person.