Straight from the trash pile of Shonen Jump
We asked the characters of Yu-gi-oh to rewrite the rules of some of the most well-known, if not well-designed games. This is what they came up with:
Jousting, Tristan style
Rules: Use your pointy hair instead of a lance. No horses allowed. If your hair collapses, feel free to use the emergency hair gel. Okay, ready set charge! Ouch. Maybe we should stick to card games.
Response: Um, maybe you're right.
Monopoly, Kaiba style.
Rules: Who cares about a stupid old board game anyway! I have a monopoly anyway! No one sells Duel Monsters cards but ME!
Response: Security!
Poker, Yugi style.
Rules: Um, I can do this. Maybe. Okay, the cards are different, but you still have to trust the heart of the cards! Hey, there's a heart! There's another one! takes a look at opponent's betting pool Yikes! I fold.
Response: I don't think that's how it goes.
UNO, Tea style
Rules: Hey, this is more my kind of game! Here we go. Draw three cards. The first one to get one card loses. And you aren't allowed to draw. If your opponent lays down a card, it's yours!
Response: There is no way to win this. Perhaps this was a dumb idea.
Solitaire, Pegasus style
Rules: You know, you have the most splendid coat on! Where'd you get it?
Response: This was definitely a dumb idea! Cut!
We are sorry that the characters have no sense of gameplay. If you have seen this interview, it is because the director died a sudden death and we were forced to auction off our trash pile. Bye!