Hey everyone!Now it's time to torture the person we all know and hate.:The Vifop De Chagny! -evil laughter-
Victim number two.
Raoul(-cough- fop -cough- What?) ran onto the stage."Where is my free Herbal Essances shampoo!"
Just sit in the chair.Then we can give it to you.
"Okay." Raoul said."Because everyone knows that my shampoo is what keeps my hair shiny."
Shut up and sit down.
"Well maybe if you use the magic word I will." Raoul said standing infront of the chair.Preparing to sit down.
Sit in the damn chair already! Raoul sat down looking considerable frightened. Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...Raoul DeChagny...His hair isn't real...
"Don't say that!" Raoul yelled."My hair is to real!"
Of course it is...Wiggy McWiginheimer...Raoul DeChagny...he's secretly a Prima Ballerina...tutu and all...
"How did-I mean nuh-uh!"
Moving on...Raoul DeChagny...is really a girl...who's name is Foppette...
"No I'm not!Last time I checked I was a boy!"
Riiiight...Raoul De Chagny...he really doesn't love Christine...he just likes looking at ballerina's asses...
"I do love Christine!But those ballerinas are seducing!"
No they aren't...Raoul DeChagny...he's bisexual...
"Nuh-uh! I do not like guys!"
Then how do you explain the fact that whenever you play barbies you always make Ken make out with Ken?And then Barbie.
"I...um...can we move on?"
See?...Raoul DeChagny...He really isn't a Vicomt...
"Yes I am!Count Phillippe DeChagny is my older brother!"
Of course you are...Raoul DeChagny...he has a fear of butterflys...
"I love the butterflys!" A couple hundred butterflys were releashed into the room.Raoul seemed calm at first but within a few moments he begins to scream like a little girl.
Told ya so... The butterflys were then recaptured by a vacuum like device. Raoul DeChagny...he isn't worthy of Queen Christine of Cheeseland...
"Christine is queen of Cheeseland?There's such a thing as Cheeseland!"
No you retard.
"Does this mean I'm king of Cheeseland?"
Can you get any dumber!
"Do I need to?"
Just forget it!...Raoul DeChagny...he wears whitey tightys...
"Do not!"
Yeah and I'm capable of telling the truth.
"Then why don't you!"
Beucase it's called sarcasim moron.
"Oh."
And now you know Raoul DeChagny...The wig wearing,ballet dancing,whitey-tighty wearing,bisexual girl,who is afraid of butterflys.
"They don't know me!
Oh I had fun with this chapter!Next up in Erik.I feel so horrible to do this to him,but I have to!