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Chapter Fourteen.

Saber.

True Identity: Fred Flintstone.

Attribute: Earth.

Alignment: Chaotic Good.

Gender: Male.

Likes: Food, his mate, his daughter, Bowling, Fermented Juice.

Dislikes: Large aggressive reptiles, his mother in law, starving.

Natural Enemy: Paul Bunyan.

Parameters:

Strength: C+

Endurance: B-

Agility: D-

Mana: C

Luck: D+

Noble Phantasm: A

Biography:

Before the times of Gilgamesh, before the times of the Silver Millennium, primitive men roamed Earth. They achieved some sort of civilization, its legacy now lost to the mists of time. However, in our collective consciousness, some of it still remains. Fred was a denizen of that era, one of many, a veteran of the Great War against the Cro-Magnons. There he met his best lifelong friend Barney, and several others whom he'd later bond with in one of the first secret societies of mankind, the Great Lodge of the Water Buffalo.

A loving family guy and Grand Dad, Fred bore the weapon men would use before swords were invented, the first predecessor of modern handheld weapons, the wooden club. He would use it as his main weapon of choice when his reptilian pet and that of his neighbor were kidnapped by a strange man from another time who would take them to the future, so he could experiment on them. During his quest to rescue them, Fred would mean a weaker, far more sophisticated man from the same time period as the madman, who regardless would strike an odd friendship with Fred and help him in his pursuit (see also- Rider George Jetson.)

Class Skills:

Riding: B

Saber was one of the first men to ever master a man-built vehicle, in his case a large car-like artifact propelled with the use of nothing but his legs and feet. He has an instinctive affinity with all later vehicles derived from this original prototype, and as such he can drive land vehicles manufactured long past his time reasonably well, if recklessly. He can also mount and ride large animals; however, phantasmal beasts and dragons are beyond his capacities.

Magic Resistance: E

Saber had no actual experience with magic during his lifetime, as the Gazoo entity he made friends with (see below) derived his seemingly magical powers from highly advanced science instead. As a result, his rank in this Skill is very low.

Personal Skills:

Animal Dialogue: B

While Saber cannot understand what animals say, he can order them around and they will obey him. Saber can even force animals to play the functions of standard household items, like garbage shredders or clotheslines, for him. This was a common ability of humans around Saber's times.

Master of Bowling: A

One of Saber's favorite pastimes was gathering with other fellow cavemen after hours (see Rock Quarry Worker below) and playing a crude preliminary variation of the sport we would later come to call bowling. Saber took great pride on his skill at this game, and he can customize it as a combat tool. Saber will always carry with himself, not only his club, but also a ball made of solid rock he will throw at his enemies with unerring accuracy. While not powerful enough as to qualify as a Noble Phantasm, the ball is hard hitting and can be thrown several times in a row with minimal expending of mana.

Rock Quarry Worker: B

Around the time of Saber's birth, tribes settling into sedentary villages began grasping the concepts of elementary currency and work for hire. Saber was employed in the first rock quarry in the world under one Mister Slate to sustain his family. As such, he is reasonably skilled at working on the extraction of rock and minerals and the building of structures on those very grounds and using those very materials. The rank is lowered because, unlike Bunyan, Fred will prefer not overworking the natural environment he is surrounded by.

Zany Scheme: C-

Saber fancied himself a master of the Batman Gambit and the get rich quick plan, tackling a variety of odd side jobs and personal enterprises in an attempt to get away from the rock quarry. These gambles would often work remarkably well at first but invariably would backfire on him, taking him back to Square Zero. Saber was a secret agent, a famous singer (twice), a restaurant owner, an actor, a cowboy, and several other different things in his lifetime, allowing him a wide degree of diverse lateral abilities. This skill differs from Expert at Many Specialties because Saber cannot learn new skills developed beyond his time (for instance, he is unable to become a computer programmer) and is restricted to those already invented during his lifespan.

Noble Phantasm:

The Great Gazoo- Exile from a Superior World: A

Late in life, Fred and Barney ran into the crashed spacecraft of a renegade alien scientist fleeing from his own people. The creature's true name was too complex for these primal minds to grasp, so he came to be known as Gazoo by them. While initially just using them for his own goals, Gazoo eventually came to becoming genuinely fond of the two brutes and would help them out when he could be bothered with and they called for him.

Somehow, Gazoo's super evolved awareness remains linked to Fred's to this day, and when Fred calls for him, Gazoo will come to his aid. In battle, this most often manifests as Gazoo, invisible to anyone but Saber and his Master, appears hovering over the battlefield in a small UFO and blasts at the enemy with a much lesser variant of the weapon he invented and caused him to be shunned by his own people, a powerful detonator that could conceivably rupture the fabric of the universe itself.

This Noble Phantasm only can be used once a day.

Summon: "Yabba-Dabba-Doo!"

Start of Battle: "Yabba! Dabba! Doo!"

Victory: "YABBA-DABBA-DOO!"

Defeat: "WILMAAAAAA!"

"D'oh!"

Defeat by Noble Phantasm: "Ugh… Ugh…"

Noble Phantasm Activation: "GAZOO…!"

Extra Dialogue:

"Grrr… Grrrrrr!" (When you have Archer Gilgamesh.)

"Heh, heh, Bamm-Bamm." (When you have Rider Young Alexander, Caster Negi Springfield or Archer Child Gilgamesh.)

"Pebbles! Pebbles…" (When you have Caster Nursery Rhyme, Assassin Jack the Ripper, Saber Benienma, or Lancer Santa Alter Lily Jeanne.)

Birthday: "Happy Birthday!"

Event: "Yabba-Dabba-Doo!"

Holy Grail: "Wilma… Pebbles…"

To be Continued.