Kyo: It's a question of honour!
Kagura: What is?
Momiji: It's deplorable! What fun!
Haru: (sweat drop) Yes, indeed… what fun…
Kagura: (bounces up and down happily) IT'S THE SEA! I SEE THE SEA! DON'T YOU SEE!
Kyo: Yes Kagura, we happen to be by the sea.
Shigure: Actually…
Ayame: (sidles over) LOVE Actually, my love…
Tohru: Okay, let's pretend we're all in the same bed and one of us can fall out!
Momiji: Tohru, that's a stupid game. Nobody wants to fall out!
Yuki: (does Sailor pose) I'm Prince Yuki, I'm Prince Yuki…
Kyo: Damn rat… damn you all you damned all…
Akito: All these sexy boys, except for the pansy girl.
Tohru: Poppies! Let's pick Poppies out of the ground! Aww…
Haru: Erm… I suppose I'd better put in my little bit… Moo.
Hiro: (scratches head) Kisa! I'll be remembering you!
Tohru: (grins) Sorry to burst your bubble Hiro, but Kisa's not here right about now.
Kisa: Wanna make a bet Honda?
Kyo: Whoaha! Feisty kitten!
Haru: (pondering curiously) Now where have I heard that before?
Yuki: (doing the can-can dance) Feisty feisty kitten, feisty feisty kitten… Kyo, my feisty kitten… meow!
Shigure: (pouting) What about me? I'm a feisty puppy? Woof! Woof!
Tohru: (shaking head incredulously) YOU started this Haru.
Haru: (shocked) WHAT! How DARE you make such an accusation girly! I'm taking this to court, and nobody can stop me.
Kyo: SHUT UP COW OR I'LL GET TOHRU TO HUG YOU AND MILK YOU!
Ayame: (girlishly) Oh dear! I want to milk! Let me milk, please? Please? Let me milk the moo cow… I want to learn how, you know… so I can teach my kids.
Hiro: (thoughfully) Aladdin's such a poof.
Ponsonby: Now how the delightfully sunny hell did I end up in this disgustingly grotesque rainy day with you lot?
Kisa: IT'S A LIMA! A REAL LIVE LIMA!
Shigure: I DO think you mean 'Llama'.
Hiro: Don't go telling her what she means. She knows perfectly well what she means, so don't go telling her Mr 'I'm so good I have to pee outside'.
Tohru: Ooh, little kids getting up the big kids! Summer has finally come and passed!
Ayame: Let's all have sex with each other!
Kagura: (panting) What did I miss? I just had the best… no, what did I miss?
Shigure: Kagura, we know exactly what you were doing. That tree didn't hide you so well.
Kyo: Yeah, pig, find somewhere else to be a pansy!
Ayame: (dancing around joyously with scarves) I'm a beautiful jelly, and I like Aeroplane jelly!
Yuki: (attempting to ride a log) Giddy up, ya ya! Giddy giddy up! Giddy up, ya ya! Giddy giddy up!
Kyo: (leaning over to Kagura) I think he's lost it.
Kagura: (as equally quietly) I think you have too, you're actually talking to me… tee hee…
Tohru: Oh really, look, you don't want to be an American idiot!
Shigure: WHO is she talking to?
Momiji: Me me! I'm an American idiot! We might ...America!
Ponsonby: Oh dearie-iddly me, I'm back, how diddly-iddly-ow did I get here, you excruciatingly ugly lot-illy-iddly?
Hiro: (raises hand in victory) TRANSFORMERS! Robots in disguise!
Tohru: It's meant to be okay… who feels like bugs?
Ayame: I feel like a delicious jelly. If I rub these bits here, then I remind myself of green jelly! Yummy. I want to eat myself!
Kureno: (blinks) ... (sweat drop) ... (walks out)
Tohru: How d'you think I'd look if I, like, totally change my, like, total image and became a like, total, like, Xena Warrior Princess, like?
Momiji: Like, awesome! Like, really!
Yuki: (rubbing against the log) Oh wow, oh… YES! YES! YES! You know, Herbal Essences really DOES do the trick… it makes it feel like the BEST shaving cream ever!
Ayame: (hanging one of his scarves from a tree branch) It's time I leave this world. DEATH IS BUT THE NEXT GREAT ADVENTURE!
Kyo: (rubbing his ear) Whatever you do, do it quietly. I have a headache.
Kagura: Aww… he's hung over!
Shigure: Kyo doesn't drink! Not alcohol at least. He has a delicate immune system.
Kagura: Oh no, but that's what I WOULD say if he was hung over!
Yuki: (dancing exotically) As I-I-I-I-I, shampoo my hair, I really love, that Decore!
Ayame: (hanging from the tree branch upside down, having tied his feet to the scarf instead of tying it around his neck) The world is so sensational from this way!
Momiji: (does a handstand) You're right! What if we fell into the sky?
Yuki: THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!
Kagura: (leaping over everybody in a frenzy) You know, once a jolly swagman camped by a billagbong.
Shigure: Under the shade of a coolibah tree?
Ayame: Oh yes, and he had a sexy snake with him… a snake that tasted like jelly when he licked it (sensually shudders)
Tohru: Well, they packed up all his buckles. Let's have a minute's silence for Ayame before he falls into the sky.
Ayame: I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I WANT TO TASTE MYSELF FIRST! YOU, YUKI, SAW OFF MY ARM!
Yuki: (sniffs) GROSS! That involves total cannibalism dude! Let's NOT.
Momiji: (wails hysterically) WAHAHAHAHA! KYO'S PICKING ON ME!
Kyo: (indignantly) I'm not! I'm not even near you, bunny roast!
Kagura: (grins) But that's what he WOULD say if you were!
Momiji: (nods animatedly) Yes! YES! KAGURA! COME DANCE WITH ME MY LOVE! FOR LONGER THAN FOREVER!
Shigure: You know, some say she's still alive…
Tohru: Oh look, the waves are pulling away and creating a tidal wave. We're all going to die!
Shigure: (hugs Tohru and 'pops' into a dog) I'll dig my grave then! Just in case!
Ayame: I don't wanna hang upside down anymore.
Ponsonby: STOP! STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! DON'T! WHAT ARE YOU! AHHHHH!
Everybody: (stares at the crazy man)
Kagura: (blinks) Let's leave him be then! He's very disturbed. KYO! COME AND CREATE KITTENS WITH ME!
Kyo: OKAY! NO, wait… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yuki: Ohh… ohh… wow! I went skydiving!
Shigure: (tensing his buttcheeks in a rhythm) I'm gonna, gonna, gonna, get you drunk, get you love drunk off my sexy little doggy humps… doggy humps and sausages.
Ayame: (trying to reach up and untie himself and branch breaks, he's now trapped under the tree branch) If this is what death is like, it must be boring. I'm a SQUASHED jelly baby…
Kagura: (dancing over to Shigure) SING IT BOY! OH MY LOVELY LITTLE LUMPS, CHECK IT OUT…
Shigure: (licking) You taste like… chocolate raisin chicken raspberry toast!
Ayame: (wails) WHY can't I taste MYself? WHY? WHY!
Momiji: (walking like an Egyptian) Walk like, an Egyptian… I PLAY THE ROLE OF THE NICE GIRL NEXT DOOR!
Tohru: (sings insanely) The GIRL I USED TO BE, has a terrible case, of mistaken identity…
Momiji: (touchingly) That's not me, that's just not me…
Tohru: YESTERDAY'S GIRL IS NOT WHAT YOU SEE..
Momiji: (wails) It's a TERRIBLE CASE, of MISTAKEN IdentityYYYY, WAAAEEEEEEEEE, WAAAEEEEEE….
Shigure: (giggling) Oh Momiji, darling, try for idol…
Tohru: (bursts into tears) Oh, the heartbreak, I can't bear it… I can't bear it…
Ayame: (licking his arm) I taste like chocolate jelly!
Kyo: (confused) Chocolate, or jelly?
Kagura: Oh, Kyo, I'm growing into a beautiful garden for you!
Kyo: (shrieks) WHAT!
Ponsonby: (pulls cover over his eyes and everything goes dark) THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! OH DEAR-DIDDLY-IDDLY-OO, out of the blue… let's go, MAKE THIS END oh, PLEASE!
The End. Kinda strange huh? Okay, totally whacked up. I was in a hypo mood and it all just came out… whimpers VERY disturbing… but yeah, I had fun with it…if you figure I was kinda influenced by music at the time...err… yeah. Lmao. Rightio! Seeya!
ps. I don't own any lyrics, uhh... Fruits Basket... or... anything else that isn't mine. Ponsonby is just a complete random, so I suppose he's mine... but yeah.