FRUBA GONE… well, there's no word for this. Just one hypo mind and a cast of poor characters who probably didn't really deserve it.
Momiji: (pointing up) What's that in the sky? It's flying!
Hatori: (dryly) Generally things that are up in the sky are actually flying.
Kagura: (looking up) Is it a bird?
Tohru: (confused) Is it a plane?
Haru: (sighs) No, it's Kyo.
Kagura: (indignantly) KYO CAN'T FLY!
Tohru: (amazed) Apparently he can!
Shigure: (wandering over) No, he can't, Yuki had a bitch fit and Kyo was its victim.
Kagura: Ooh, is it that time of the month for him again? (nudges Shigure suggestively)
Everyone: (glances at Yuki)
Yuki: (sitting on the ground, pouting and muttering to himself) I take this piece of grass, and place it on the dead leaf that's sitting on more grass. The dead leaf is me, the grass is a piece of grass, and they're both sitting on more grass. Like me, sitting on grass, with the piece of grass sitting on a dead leaf in front of me.
Tohru: (frowning) I vote… yes.
Momiji: YAY! YUKI'S FINALLY GONE MENTAL!
Kyo: (flying through the air)
Kagura: Let's play a game of leapfrog! Who knows where frogs live?
Haru: (sweat drop) How's about NOT.
Kagura: (furious) I'LL MILK YOU!
Haru: AND I'LL HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH YOUR FRYING PAN!
Kagura: (shocked) MY FRYING PAN!
Tohru: HER FRYING PAN!
Yuki: (furious) GIVE HER BACK HER FRYING PAN DAMMIT!
Ayame: (jauntily) I think Yuki wishes to play in peace. Would you like a piece of meat to gnaw upon Yuki?
Yuki: (has a mad glint in his eye) I shall have to sacrifice but one of you.
Kyo: (flying through the air)
Tohru: OOH! OOH! SACRIFICE SHIGURE! SHIGURE!
Shigure: (hands on hips, eyebrows raised) Excuuuse me.
Momiji: Carebears, Winnie the Carebears… it's me and it's you, silly old… no wait… friendly old… no wait…
Kagura: Aww… Momiji got jumped by the Carebears when he was born…
Hiro: My mother got hit by a tree branch when she was born. And hung upside down. And drowned… and resuscitated… and then mummified… and then resurrected. She was only 9 months old!
Kyo: (flying through the air, waves)
Yuki: (leaping to his feet) YOU! WORSHIP THE IRON FIST!
Momiji: LET'S PUT A BOMB UNDER KYO'S PILLOW!
Kagura: WHAT THE HELL! NO!
Tohru: (lovingly) Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo?
Shigure: He's having a temper tantrum and placing his soul into the dead leaf of a digesting flower.
Kagura: A digesting flower? Oh whatever shall we do?
Momiji: WHAT? WHAT! THAT'S THE QUESTION.
Haru: I'm a cow. Moo moo. I'm a cow. Moo moo.
Kisa: (Raises eyebrows) And I'm a tiger. I can rip your head off and chuck it in the river.
Haru: WANNA MAKE A BET?
Kisa: YEAH!
Tohru: (spontaneously) YEAH!
Kisa: YOU STAY OUTTA THIS!
Tohru: YEAH!
Shigure: (sighs) Really…
Kagura: Really really?
Shigure: (frowns) Err… Really…
Kagura: (excitable) REALLY REALLY REALLY?
Shigure: (eye twitches) Kagura… stop… really.
Kagura: REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY?
Kyo: (lands on Kagura) Mmfff… my butt REALLY hurts. HAVE YOU GOT HORNS OR SOMETHING?
Kagura: (dead) NO! NO! I'M NOT DEAD! I'M JUST PRETENDING! (shoves Kyo off of her)
Kyo: (wails) I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A PAIR OF HORNS!
Yuki: (quietly to himself) I'll now take this grass, and go to the edge of the cliff, where, by holding onto it, I may gently and gracefully float away like Mary Poppins.
Haru: (bluntly) You need a cliff first.
Tohru: (blinks) He thinks he's Mary Poppins?
Yuki: (turns slowly, evil glint in his eye) And a sacrifice.
Kyo: YE… WAH!
Yuki: (evil) I will sacrifice… the cat… (turns normal) Tohru, hug Kyo.
Tohru: Okay!
Kyo: NO!
Yuki: NO! I WANT YOU ALL TO MYSELF! I'LL HUG KYO!
Kagura: NO!
Shigure: It won't work.
Yuki: (exasperated) GRASS! HUG KYO!
Grass: (flutters in the breeze)
Kyo: (tearing his hair out in stress) TOHRU! RUN AWAY WITH ME!
Tohru: Okay.
Yuki: TOHRU, STAY WITH ME!
Tohru: Okay!
Shigure: TOHRU! DON'T LISTEN TO THEM AND SIT ON A LOG!
Tohru: Okay!
Kagura: LET'S WRESTLE!
Haru: (announcing) AND IN THE RING, IN THE BLUE CORNER, WE HAVE THE WONDER BOAR, THE DELICIOUSLY SCRUMPTIOUS WONDER BOAR, TASTIEST WITH AN APPLE!
Kagura: And a cherry!
Haru: AND IN THE GRASSY CORNER, WE HAVE THE ORANGE FURBALL, THE ONE AND ONLY, THE ONE THAT SCRATCHES, GROOMS, AND CAN LICK HIS VERY OWN ARSE, PUSS PUSS KITTY CAT!
Kyo: Why do I have to be a pussy?
Tohru: KYO! DON'T LOSE TOO MUCH BLOOD!
Yuki: (looking murderous) Lose it all… WHERE'S a vampire when you need it?
Kyo: (sighing heavily) FINE! You can sacrifice me. But on ONE condition.
Yuki: (confused) Condition?
Kyo: (blushing) You join in catch and kiss with Kagura and I!
Tohru: HEY YUKI! I FOUND A CLIFF! AND A SEVEN-LEAF CLOVER!
Yuki: It requires EFFORT to get all the way over there… (points at Shigure) YOU! Dig my grave.
Shigure: And WHO'S the servant here?
Yuki: FINE! I'll dig my own grave…
Ayame: (looking at Kagura) You look as though a tidal wave hit you.
Kagura: How do you KNOW what a tidal wave looks like?
Kyo: (heavy eyelids) Meow…
Ayame: I got hit by one when I was three.
Haru: (pulls out a gun) RIGHT! I'm going to shoot you all, so, stand still.
Kagura: REALLY? WAS IT WET?
Ayame: Err… no… it was… a tidal wave of… bubbles…
Shigure: And sticky troubles.
Hatori: We had to run, on the double.
Momiji: From the tidal wave of… rubble!
Ayame: That wasn't it.
Tohru: (sadly) What happened to the bubbles?
Momiji: WAHAHAHAHAA!
Kyo: (sweat drop) What's with the evil laughter?
Tohru: Let's all get in line, one more time… (steps to the left and steps to the right... imagine a dance)
Yuki: (crying hysterically) KYOOOOO! MY GRASS BLEW AWAY IN THE WIND! AND I CAN'T FIND MY SOUL!
Hiro: His… soul?
Shigure: I do believe he is referring to the dried, dead, leaf.
Kagura: THE DIGESTING FLOUR!
Ayame: That's not how you spell 'flower'.
Haru: She SPOKE it. Not SPELT it.
Kagura: How d'you know I spelt it wrong?
Ayame: (taps his head) Up here.
Momiji: (shocked) HE'S DEMONSTRATING INTELLIGENCE!
Kyo: He's gay.
Akito: WHO'S GAY? YOU'RE ALL GAY! GO AWAY FROM ME AND BE GAY! I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH GAY PEOPLE!
Hatori: (sighs) There there. You need to do an Irish jig, my lass.
Tohru: Mixing Irish lingo with Scottish lingo… it's terrible!
Kyo: Oh, go dig your own grave, girl.
Tohru: LET'S ALL DIG OUR OWN GRAVES TOGETHER! WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN?
Everyone: (sweat drop)
Kisa: Uhh… only if you were intending on dying… soon...
Yuki: (still sobbing) Oh… my… p… poor pathetic… s… s… soul… WAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!
Shigure: (getting on his knee in front of Tohru) Tohru, will you help me to find a life?
Tohru: That's a tree you're talking to Shigure.
Yuki: (head jerks up) A TREE! IT STOLE MY SOOOOOOUL!
Kyo: A tree? IT'S A TREE! (falls on top of Kagura again in horror)
Kagura: KYO! MY LOVE!
Kyo: YEOOOOW!
Shigure: (does a dance) And this is the end, the end of the end, the end of the end of the end of my friend. Which friend is the end of the end of the friend. Ayame's about to be squash-ilated…
Ayame: (gets squashed by falling tree as Yuki rips it up by its roots)
ps. Haru got his gun confiscated and he turned black and killed a whole city of people so he was in gaol, but then he escaped so it's all good and they're all happy and well and all good again.