I don't own Rurouni Kenshin. Ohkami is a friend of mine, ohkamimajin. This is based on an RP that Ohkami, I, and a few other people did a few years ago. In this fic, Saito is not married. Thank you to FairyMage and ohkamimajin for reviewing! Reviews are welcome, flames mean more s'mores! A double line means flash back. Single line means scene change.

Sighing, I lifted my glass of wine to my lips. Ohkami had already finished her third beer and both she and Sano were singing old samurai drinking songs. Kenshin had returned to the inn he was staying at because he was leaving in a few days for Tokyo. He promised me that he would be back once he told a Miss Kaoru what was going on.

Saito had stayed with us and was sitting next to me now. He was glaring at Ohkami and Sano who were starting to make a scene. I smiled at his reaction.

As I lifted my glass to take a sip; I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. When I turned to see what it was, I saw a strange old man sitting at a table in the corner. Something seemed to surround him, something almost evil. I don't know why, but I was drawn to him.

Suddenly, I found myself sitting across from him at his table. He smiled; a really creepy smile, it sent chills down my spine. His eyes were even more sinister, they were a deep shade of red, and they seemed to be staring into my soul.

"It is good to see you again Izumi." His voice was raspy.

"Who are you?" I asked him nervously. "And how do you know my name?"

"I am a demon." He replied, still grinning. "I know you through Ohkami."

"What the hell does Ohkami have to do with this?"

"Demons have not always run wild here in the so called human realm."

"Okay, buddy, you're nuts. I'm not going to let you waist anymore of my time." I growled at him as I stood up.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn." He told me mysteriously before disappearing.

I blinked and looked back at the seat again. But he was just there, how did?

"Izumi, hiccup, you want to buy me, hiccup, another beer?" Ohkami's voice broke my thoughts.

Looking over, I saw her sitting on the chair, barely. I looked back at the table for a second before walking back over to the others. Sighing, I sat back down on my stool and took a sip of my wine. Suddenly, I felt a hand on my arm.

"Are you alright?" Saito questioned, looking into my eyes.

"Tired, I guess." I sighed, sipping more of my wine.

"You should get home." He said gently.

"I know, but I'm not going to leave Ohkami in a bar unsupervised."

"She survived this long without it."

"She never had a drunken Sano near her. Who knows what could happen."

"Let's go. I'll walk you home."

"But-"

"Shh."

He put his finger to my lips. Then he pulled me off the bar stool and led me out of the bar. It was about 9 a.m. now and the sun was really bright. I put my arm in front of my eyes to block it, almost falling over due to all of the wine I had ingested.

"You need to lighten up on drinking." Saito said as he caught me.

"This is coming from the man who would drink three galleons of sake in a day?" I countered, bracing myself against him.

I heard him chuckle before I felt him pull me through the crowded streets. Slowly, we made our way out of the crowded city streets into the outskirts. Soon I realized that we were on the doorstep of my home. Saito led me inside before sitting me on one of the mats.

"How did you know where I live?" I asked him, teasingly. "Have you been stalking me?"

"I notice some things." He replied as he sat down. "Especially when Michi Takihashi's little sister, Izumi Takihashi moves into an old rebel base."

"Not very discreet, am I?"

"No, but that's alright. I still love you."

I smiled and he leaned toward me. Our lips brushed for what seemed like a moment. It seemed so natural. We pulled apart and I smiled, looking down at the floor. He gently made me look at him.

"I love you Izumi." He whispered before leaning in toward me.

Suddenly, the door opened and both Ohkami and Sano stumbled in. Ohkami started weaving and Sano fell in the doorway. Miraculously, Ohkami actually made it to my futon before collapsing and entering a drunken sleep.

Sighing, I stood up and made my way over to Sano.

"Can you help me take him to the back room?" I looked at Saito.

He sighed before helping me drag Sano into one of the back rooms. Then Ohkami started to make weird gargling noises from my room. I shook my head and grabbed Saito's sleeve. Slowly, I led him to a spare bedroom. As I closed the door, I saw him grin.

"Now we're alone." He said, pulling me closer to him.

"Yes and-"

I was cut off as a something shook my house. Once outside I saw a dragon taking off from my yard. It seemed to be hell bent on destroying my house because it shot a stream of fire at my house. As fast as I could, I ran toward the woods.

"WHO THE HELL WOKE ME UP?" Ohkami's voice rang through the clearing.

"Someone's P.M.S.ing." I mumbled as I got behind a tree.

Ohkami looked really, really pissed. She held her hand up at the dragon and whispered some sort of incantation. A black beam of light shot out of her hand. The dragon barely got out of the way. It came to land in front of her. Something slid down its side and landed next to the dragon.

I came out of the woods, heading toward the others. Then I noticed that the figure had dropped to his knees, as if saluting Ohkami. He was mumbling some sort of apology as I approached. Suddenly, the dragon turned to me and looked as if it was going to kill me.

"Who are you to approach the Princes without kneeling?" The man growled, glaring at me with a gaze that would have set fire to the woods behind me.

"PRINCESS?" Both Ohkami and I gasped, shocked.

"Yes m' lady." The dragon said.

"Am I drunk?" Ohkami asked me. "Or did that dragon just talk?"

"I must be drunk too because I heard it too." I replied, looking at it.

"We are representatives from the Demon World." The man told us, standing up. "We have come to find Princess Inari Kaida Kana Rini, known in this world as Ohkami."

"Okay I'm not a princess." Ohkami protested, slowly backing away from them. "I'm just a normal demon."

"You are not. I, Lord Toshi, was there when you were born and when you were crowned Princess, Heir to the throne of Demon World. You and your parents disappeared years ago. It is rumored that they died of a human disease, meebles or weasels or something like that."

"That's bull shit." Ohkami said. "I'm still drunk and this is all a dream. Good bye and have a good life."

With that, she turned toward my house and started walking. Lord Toshi looked at me desperately.

"Is there no way that she can be convinced?" He seemed to be begging me.

"When hell freezes over." I gave him a sweet smile before following Ohkami back to my house.

"Are you alright?" Saito hugged me when we got in. "I thought something had happened to you."

"Why didn't you come out?" Ohkami looked at him curiously.

"I couldn't, something was preventing me from going out the door."

"That's strange," I remarked. "Ohkami, you got out without any trouble, didn't you?"

"Yup. That is weird."

Just then, a strange voice seemed to fill the house. It was the man from the bar.

"Hell will consume the Earth if the Princess does not stop the demons from taking over."

"What the hell?" Ohkami looked around. "Am I still drunk?"

"You must go my Princess, the fate of all living beings rest on you."

With that the voice faded out. Ohkami sighed and then looked at me.

"What the hell, let's go. There's nothing better to do anyway."

"Adventures with you are always fun Ohkami. Let's do it."

A/N: Kind of short but it starts off a new thing. This storyline is not taken from the RP, though characters from it may appear. As to Ohkami's real name, I thought it would be funny to see that apply to her. The real meaning is: Inari: successful one; Kaida: Little dragon; Kana: Powerful; Rini: Little Bunny. Hope everyone enjoys!