Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, but I do own Flarenii, and Itachio 'cuz they're my fucking OOCs.

Big Q: (shakes head) I said once and I'll say it again. You people never stop with the swear words.

Psyche: (loud voice) Fuck yeah! You fucking young people don't ever fucking stop fucking cussing. I'm mean, don't you have no fucking respect for your fucking elders?

Big Q: T.T Stop. I can't take all the "F" words!

Psyche: WTF is her problem?

Big Q: Lord, just shoot me. T.T

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Okie dokies, a summary of what happened in the last chapter!

On their date, we found out that Itachio actually has a little sister! But that's not important. Any who, things were going fine and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…Until Itachio said something to get Sango real pissed that she slapped him, HARD. (Flarenii claims that Sango had right hooked him.)

Psyche: (snort) Some summary, it doesn't even tell you anything good.

Me: Shut up. I'm suffering a minor writer's block.

Psyche: I'll let you know when I start caring.

Me: Shut up for God's sake.

Chapter 5: Waiter

If you dug a hole in the sand at the beach, it would eventually fill up again when the waves come crashing down on it right? Even if it was a really deep hole or a footprint it would disappear. Same thing with a person's heart. If someone dug a hole in your heart, the tides of a new friendship would eventually fill it up. It works even faster if the friendship were to turn into love.

It's been a week since her date with Itachio, Sango had pushed what happened at the park to the way back of her mind. Whatever, life still fucken moves when you don't.

It was a sunny afternoon when Sango walked in on Wednesday, without a smile plastered on her face. Kikyo sighed, it was too much for her to hope for anyway. It's been four years since the Sango she knew really smiled, this Wednesday isn't going to be anymore different. Customer's usual complaining, always an idiot breaking a coffee cup (we're really running out of those…), Botan or Momiji scaring someone away, and some ass harassing Koharu. OMFG, it's just too much fucking stress.

Kikyo snuck a look at Sango, who was sweeping up the pieces of a broken mug, the raven-haired woman sighed. If Miroku hadn't gave his life like the hero in some action-flick then number one: Sango would still be smiling, less customer's complaining, Koharu wouldn't get harassed as much, Botan and Momiji would be more controlled, mostly since they'll be busy watching their asses making sure that someone's hand aren't groping them, and she wouldn't be screaming in the morning to discover a grey hair in her brush. I just turned 26, dammit!

Sango hardly even noticed that Kikyo just fainted and that Botan and Momiji were fanning her, trying to get her awake while Koharu went to fetch some smelling salts. Let's see…it was around four in the afternoon. It was typical for Kikyo to just fall dead around thattimeduring those daysthat had bad business.

After cleaning up the mess some customer made, Sango got herself a cup of coffee. Koharu was still looking for the smelling salts and Kikyo was mumbling something about how she was going to lose all her hair by the time she turns 40. WTF? If someone needed a vacation, it was Kikyo. Come to think of it, didn't Kagome and Inuyasha plan on having a group trip to Las Vegas? As Sango sat down in front of a computer, she could feel her organs throwing another debate.

"I say she goes for some fun in Sin City!" Her brain stated all the while thinking about all the hot guys she could see. After all, all a brain does is think.

"Fuck no! Are you forgetting about Miroku already!" Her heart shouted back, tackling and pinning Brain.

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

Kidney shook her head. "Guys, this could go on all day…"

"Yes!"

"No!"

Sango leaned on the table for support, for some reason, she had a huge headache and her ears were ringing from some little voice inside her going, "Yes!", "No!" repeatedly.

Taking another sip of coffee, Sango noticed the chat that was going on in the computer. Obviously the last customer that had been using this computer hadn't bother to log off. It seemed that there was a person named PsychoKillerSpaghetti asking the other people in the chat room how to…

Sango scrolled up to see what the question was…How to find forgiveness in someone that right-hooked you in the face. Her face dropped into a frown, now didn't this sound familiar. She scrolled back down to see what was going on in the conversation as of now.

Cornboy81: Uh…hey!

PsychoKillerSpaghetti: Hi. (stare) If you hav nothing to contribute 2 my conversation than get da fuck outta here & find another room!

Sk8teLuvr12120: Geez, you didn't hav 2 bite his head off.

Daghostcheese: Can we get bak on topic?

PsychoKillerSpaghetti: Wut topic?

Daghostcheese: Da 1 about how 2 find forgivnes in sum1 tat rite-hooked u…

PsychoKillerSpaghetti: O yea!

Sango rolled her eyes, this Spaghetti person was an idiot, but she kept on reading.

Sk8teLuvr12120: Wut did u do in da 1st place?

PsychoKillerSpaghetti: (shuffle) Aktully, it wsn't me.

Daghostcheese: Den who was it?

PsychoKillerSpaghetti: A frend of mine did sumting fucken stupid & got his blind date 2 punch/slap him.

Sk8terLuvr12120: Ouch. Tat's gotta hrt…

PsychoKillerSpaghetti: Yesh, but tat's not da point.

Sango narrowed her eyes, this sounded just like what happened to her last week with…Sango shook her head, Itachio is a jerk and this was another person with the same problem! But then…why was she thinking of him. She wasn't supposed to think of him even if it was 'he's-a-jerk' thoughts.

Sango looked at the keyboard in front of her. The person's screen name was DemonKing2005. Maybe…

Daghostcheese: Tat kinda ting hapens w/ blind dates. It's expected.

DemonKing2005: If it was a blind date, den y is ur frend sp desperate 4 forgivnes tat his frend wud look 4 advice online?

Daghostcheese: (ponder) Gud question.

PsychoKillerSpaghetti: …

Sk8teLuvr12120: (giggle) Ooohhhh, mayb he fell 4 da blind date. (giggle)

For some reason, it was getting hot. Sango fanned her face as she followed the conversation intently. Then again, why should she? It's not like it was any of her business, the person could just be another jerk from the other side of the world doing something stupid just like Itachio. Just a coincidence. Really? Fuck no!

PsychoKillerSpaghetti: (thinking)…(evil plan forming) Heh heh heh heh…I jus tot of da gratest plan.

Daghostcheese: Grate fill us in.

PsychoKillerSpaghetti: 1 moment pleaz. Need 2 get evil laf outta system.

All the tables in Miko Internet Café/Bar with computers were round so there were monitors on each table facing different directions. It was then that Sango noticed that there was somebody sitting across from her.

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sango almost fell from her seat as a loud booming laughter erupted in front of her, presumably the person across from her. Now that voice was familiar…The person was sort of short, but tall enough that the top of their forehead was visible above the monitor. He, or she, was wearing some sort of tye-dye colored beanie. Beanie. Now where did she see a beanie before.

Slowly, Sango peeked around her right trying to get a look at the person, but it seems that person was trying to get a look at her too. Quickly, Sango tried to look from her left side, but that person was doing the same thing. Right, damn, they're smart, evading her moves. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. It was almost like a metronome going back and forth.

Finally, Sango had enough of the person's games. She could've sworn that the last time she tried to look at her left, the person let a small laugh of mock. Why that sonova…! Sango stood right up so fast that the person was so shocked, they fell backwards in their chair.

"Ow! That fucken hurt!" An all to familiar voice complained.

Sango walked around the small table clustered with computers to see one of THE last people she wanted to see, Flarenii sitting on the floor rubbing the back of her head with a glare that could kill a lettuce on her face.

Both of them seemed to glare at each other, then they both yelled in each other's faces, "You!"

"What the fuck were you trying to do? Give me a friggin concussion why don't you!" Flarenii shouted, taking off her beanie and rubbing her head. Sango got a look at the words on her beanie, Rainbow Warrior?

Sango backed up and got a look at what Flarenii was wearing. The last time she was wearing all black, but this time she was wearing…A tye-dye beanie that said "Rainbow Warrior!" on it, a matching short-sleeved sweat shirt with a hood that had the words, "Support Gay Rights!(By the way, I'm not gay.)", and blue jeans. She still had that black God damn side bag of hers.

Flarenii noticed the look Sango was giving at her clothes. She raised an eyebrow. "Got something wrong with gays?"

Sango ignored that question and instead asked, "What are you doing here?"

"Do I have to tell a complete stranger why I'm here? No." Flarenii dusted off an imaginary speck of dirt on the back of her jeans before looking back at Sango. "What are YOU doing here?"

Sango crossed her arms in front of her. "I work here."

Flarenii looked surprised for a sec before pulling out her notepad and jotting something down quickly. She looked at Sango, planning on being a smart-ass, but her expression changed. She was curious."Who's Miroku?"

Sango stiffened, herface went from annoyed to emotionless. Before she could say anything, Flarenii brought her hand in front of her in a defense posture. "And don't you right-hook me too. I'm not going to make a lame-ass crack joke. I respect the dead, unlike some bastard that I know."

Sango stayed silent before asking Flarenii, "Why do you want to know? And why are you helping him?"

"What?" The young twelve-year-old raised an eyebrow, as if she was confused.

"This!" Sango almost shouted pointing to the monitor where the chat had stopped.

The Chinese girl's mouth formed a big 'o' before looking back at Sango. "I'm not helping because I want to. I'm getting paid."

Of course, a business woman is always a business woman in all areas. Before Sango could ask who was paying her, a voice caught her attention.

"Sango!" Arms wrapped around her shoulders in a hug.

Kagome's smile greeted a surprised Sango. Inuyasha walked in after Kagome with Shippo behind him. Our silver-haired dude made sure that he didn't walk near Kikyo when he stood next to Sango. Shippo however didn't get a chance to say "Hi." to Kikyo as Momiji and Botan rushed at him with open arms. Literally.

"Who's this? Friend of yours?" Inuyasha asked, picking Flarenii up by the collar of her shirt.

Both Kagome and Inuyasha's eyebrows made like the Rock when they read the girl's shirt.

Sango looked away. "No, I don't know her, but she was starting to annoy me."

"A-annoy you? Oh, I'll fucking annoy you all right!" Flarenii flailed and tried to get out of Inuyasha's grip.

Inuyasha didn't even seem troubled, he gave the girl a shake that made her braces jiggle. "Little brats like you shouldn't be using big words."

"Look who's talking." Flarenii smirked and pulled her Smith & Wesson right in front of Inuyasha's face and pulled the trigger.

There was a large popping noise as a mini-flag with the word Bang! written on the small piece of clothshot out which caused our dear Inuyasha to jump and drop our very disgruntled Flarenii on her ass on the floor. The spunky twelve-year-old scrambled onto her feet and slammed a few dollar bills on the counter in front of Koharu's face before taking off calling a, "This isn't the last of me!" over her shoulder.

"Wha…" Kagome started, but Inuyasha yelled over her.

"Hey, watch it, kid!"

Flarenii had ran right smack in the middle of the street with a huge freighter truck coming at her. At the last minute, she turned around and waved goodbye to our lovely heros with a I-love-to-annoy-geeks-like-you smirk on her face. The truck honked and drove straight down the street.

Kagome gasped, believing that the truck had ran her over. Sango was shocked as well, but that changed when the truck passed. There was nobody there, and no still form of a poor kid that got ran over. Then where did Flarenii poofed to?

"Well, that was weird." Inuyasha muttered.

Sango continued to look at the street. What did Flarenii want with her? She told her that after the date, she wouldn't bug her anymore. And that didn't count as bugging her? I think not!

Sango shook herhead andturned her attention back at her best friend. "What did you come to see me about, Kagome?"

Kagome seemed lost in thought before, "Oh, yeah!" Her cheerful face broke into a smile. "Inuyasha and I came to invite you to a late lunch and an early dinner."

"A linner!" Shippo said, appearing at Kagome's side. Lucky him, he had gotten away from Botan and Momiji's grasps.

"A linner?" Inuyasha repeated, obviously not getting the philosophy of something similiar to 'brunch.'

Sango was about to decline when Kagome pulled out a slip of paper and showed it to her. "I won it at a drawing at work. It's 20 percentoff at this really fancy restaurant in town. So I thought I wouldn't let it go to waste and invite all my friends to enjoy a fine meal!"(A/N: I can't write Kagome to save my life…)

"So you coming or what?" Inuyasha asked, crossing his arms.

Before Sango could answer, Kagome made her way over to her fallen sister. It was like a sappy Shakespearian play. Kagome clasped her Kikyo's hand in hers. "My dear sister, join us in our finest hour!"

Kikyo threw her head back with the back of her hand on her forehead. Very dramatic. "Alas, I cannot. I must watch this horrid cafe of mine in hopes of other customers!" She held both Kagome's hands in hers. "But go, my young sister, run! Use your discount coupon! Run and forget about me!"

Very, very, very, very dramatically Kagome ran slow-motion away in a tearful break from her sister. "I'll be back, my sister!" Kikyo and Momiji and Botan waved goodbye dramatically.

As soon as all the fuzziness disappeared, Kagome sped like Flash out the door and into Inuyasha's brand new Chevy Malibu. Honking the horn, she shouted. "Come on, Inuyasha! We don't have all day!"

Inuyasha shook his head and muttered something like Shakespeare was trashing the minds of all the hot chicks these days before grabbing Shippo and dragging him outside. Sango sighed and grabbed her purse, discarding her apron on the way out, strange friends she had that was true. Strange friends that made her happy.

"This is the place." Inuyasha growled, looking the place up and down. "Dark Horizon? What kind of name is that?"

Shippo shook his head like Inuyasha was some kind of a retard. "It's a fancy restaurant so it makes sense to have a fancy name. No, duh."

"Shaddap! I knew that!" As usual, Inuyasha bonked Shippo. Shippo cried. And Kagome bonked Inuyasha harder.

Sango shook her head (A/N:Boy, people have been shaking their heads alot these days.),opened the door and walked in. It was a nice, and largely spaced restaurant with a lot of tables, waiters and waitresses running around with their customer'sorders. It was a fancy restaurant alright, complete with the suits and tuxedos. Even the chefs coming out of the bathrooms had some type of order.

"Wow, this is so nice!" Kagome squealed from somewhere behind her.

"Keh." Inuyasha said, but by the sounds of it, he was a little impressed.

Shippo sniffed the air. "And the food smells so good!"

"Hello there, you beautiful ladies and not-so-beautiful germs. Welcome to our beyond fancy restaurant, Dark Horizon. May I be of any assistance?" A silk, smooth voice said.

The figure did a bow and as soon as he looked up with that same Prince Charming on his face, Sango gasped.

That face belonged to Itachio.

End Chapter 5

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