Disclamer: …Just……………all of it………

Random April fool's chapter
( Yes In know this is late, I couldn't post it on April 1st, FanFic wouldn't let me, plus I've been thinking about picking up a new hobby, might make it a daily thing, I think it's called "sleeping", I don't know tho, it seems 'kinda unnessasary to me.)

"Woot! I got an A.I. sw33t!" Lynx chattered excitedly
"A.I." Munch said slowly. "What dose the 'A' stand for?"
"Artificial." Lynx replied.
"…….What do-"
"Intelligence."
"Ohhhhhhhhhwhat was the A again?"
"'Cmon'cmon'cmon,Iwannablowstuffup." The Chief whined.
"OK, fine we can go blow stuff up." Said Lynx tiredly.
"YAYYYYYYY! Weeee let's go." Munch and The Master Chief cried in unison, throwing up their hands.
"Ewwwww, you threw up your hands, that's nasty." Said Lynx Disgustedly.
the two, now handless Spartans quickly yanked their helmets off and…..wait they didn't have hands, so instead they both employed different tactics, the Chief tried using his feet, while Munch bashed his head repeatedly against the bomb.

"Uhh, Chief?" Asked Lynx worriedly.
The Chief paused in his acrobatics
"What?"
"Aren't u worried that he'll set off the bomb?"
"Nope, He'll be unconscious long b4 he can do that."
"Ohh, good I was a little worried that he might hurt us, but if he's only 'gunna give himself a concussion……..well that's fine then." Lynx said relieved.

"Ohh, lookit the perdy colors."
"ok, let's get this bomb to the docking bay thinge." Said Lynx Dynamically.
"How'd u know where we're 'gunna go with it?" Chief asked.
"I know the FUTURE." Lynx said.
"Ohh, well that makes sense."
"That and she's beat this game an obscene amount of times." Munch said from his prone position on the floor.
"Hey, you're supposed to have a head injury." Lynx said threateningly.
"Ohh right, Perdy, perdy, colors, woooooooooooo." He said and continued bashing his head.
"OK, anyways, we must go," said the Chief. Then adding a dark mysterious tone, "Dynamically."
"Yes…..Dynamically." (Lynx)
The three grabbed the three A.I.s.
"Hey, you can't do that!" Yelled lynx.
"And why not?" Asked the chief , mysteriously developing an English accent.
"You stupid sot, you've got no hands left." She said, also mysteriously developing the English accent
"Yes I have." The Chief defended.
"Then what's that there?" She said pointing to the two set's of hands on the ground. Munch had succeeded in bashing his Helmet off, and Chief's attempts had also worked.
"I've had worse, 'comon ya pansy." Chief said and re-connected his hands two his wrists.
"………….." (Lynx)
"………It got better…….." (Chief)
Munch already had his hands re-connected, then they all once again went to grab for their A.I.s, Munch just happened to be laying near enough to reach without moving much.

Thus done and ready to go, the Master Chief stepped forward, went to one knee, and lifted his arms up as if he were a referee calling a field-goal.
"I'm, The Master Chief!"
Lynx stepped to the side, also went to one knee, and pumped her right fist and held up her left in the same field-goal way.
"I'm, Moreta Lynx!"
Munch from his splayed position lifted his right hand-pointer-finger.
"I'm, Batman!"
"And we are….the Spartan mark V force!" (MC, Lynx)

"Let's go." Said Lynx, tossing Munch onto the bomb and started pulling him with it.
"For great justice." Said Chief, starting to pull also.
"We are on our way to destruction." Munch said sounding punch-drunk.
WHACK!

In the docking bay

"Yoooooo, 'sup Johnny boy?" yelled Chief. "Open the door's.
"'Y?"
MC starts singing.
"I'm 'gunna flyyyyyy awaaaaayyyy."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." Said Moreta Irritatedly. "NOWW!"
"O.K., I love a, bu bye." (SGT, Johnson)

In the Covenant engine room

"Man, you'd think the covies' would might………………..well I don't know……….maybe actually do something to protect their engine room!"
"Now why in the world would they do something like that?" MC asked, truly surprised.
"…………." (Lynx)

The trio fled as a fiery explosion blossomed from the Covenant ship's engine room, the blast wave it caused them to hurtle through space at breakneck speed.
"Ohh good, glad to see the ship's here." Thought MC as they Rocketed through space toward the rather unforgiving surface of the UNSC ship.
"I just wish Lynx would stop that incessant yelling."
"Thisisbad,thisisbad,thisisbad,thisisbad,thisisbad,thisisbad,thisisbad,thisisbadthisisb-"

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of Munch as he fell was "Oh no, not again." Many people speculate that if we knew exactly why Munch had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe then we do now.

See? This is what you get when you overwork an authoress.
I seriously sat down today to try to write a serious chapter, I sat here staring at a blank page for a serious amount of time and could, seriously come up with nothing better, seriously…..
I would still like your reviews………please……….sniff if you can name all the tributes in this chap you might get to play a Marine. There's 1 I don't think ane1 will get it though……try… there are 7.