The Many Loves and Rivals of Ranma Saotome: Ukyo

by

triviatrap1982

(I don't own Ranma 1/2, Yu-Gi-Oh, or Inuyasha...damn, and if our friend Tenchi thought he had problems with women, then he hadn't met Ranma)

Well, The date with Tea didn't go over so well. However, he had a few more chances though, it would be an excrusiating two days till his date. Today, at school of course, he had to deal with Yugi's usual bitchiness. Though in this form, he coudn't toss Joey and Kaiba holding him back. Though Ishizu, ended up making the three of them stand in the hall for disruption of her class. Though, after class, the war dance of the fighters happened...something that Ranma knew by second nature.

"RANMA I CHALLENGE YOU!" Yugi yelled.

"I accept your challenge, Yugi!" Ranma said.

"PREPARE TO DIE!" Yugi said as he was being held as arm's length by Ranma.

"You know, you can have Tea," Ranma said. "How you put up with her is beyond me."

"Oh, really!" Yugi said. Then with the magic words, he switched to his darker, and more violent half, the pharoh Yami.

"Now, let's fight right here right now!" Yami said as he got a clean, cheap shot off of Ranma's gut.

"Hey cut it out!" Ranma said, as he couldn't defend himself, and Kuno jumped in.

"DIE, RANMA!" Kuno yelled as he was kicking him, and Yami

"OOWW, C'MON GUYS QUIT IT!" Ranma whined.

"KICK HIM IN HIS BALLS!" Yami ordered, and Kuno did that same thing.

"Come guys I mean it, OWWW THAT REALLY HURTS!" Ranma said.

They continued to pound on Ranma when a fist came directly towards Kuno and knocked him senseless. Yami took this as a sign to get going.

"You may had escaped my wrath for now, but mark my words I will return," Yami said as he ran off, to avoid the hard fist of Akane Tendo.

"Damn, we better get you to the nurse's station," Akane said as she picked up Ranma and took him there. However, once at the nurses station, he had an ice pack on his manhood, and he was feeling very, very bad.

"Thanks, Akane," Ranma said.

"You're welcome...it was the least I could do," She answered.

"You know, I think I may had found somebody more stubborn than you,"

"Yeah...too bad he isn't bound by the rules set forth by Nabiki," Ranma said clutching the ice pack to his manhood.

"Ranma, fair warning, don't fuck up," Akane added.

"Akane...I'm in enough pain as it is."

"OK, Ranma, I'll see you later." Akane said as she left the nurses station.

Later on that day, Ranma was healed and he was in no mood to be bothered by those who want to take his head off. Though, Ryoga, with much luck, found his way to Ranma. He saw the abused Ranma, but decided not to let him have it. Ryoga, actually felt sorry for him, because he did help give Ranma a beat down earlier in the year, but he also was on the receiving end.

"What happened!" Ryoga asked suprised.

"I got attacked by Kuno and that Yugi Moto," Ranma admitted.

"Damn, they jumped you...did they?" Ryoga asked, because he knew that a fighter would never hit somebody in the family jewels...even if he deserved it.

"Yeah, hard," Ranma said.

"Well, good luck on your date with, Ukyo," Ryoga said.

"Hey If i should choose anybody, but Akane, you can have at her," Ranma said with a smile.

"Damn, Ranma, you are a true friend."

"Hey, it's what I can do...so how about it an unconditional truce?"

"You got it," Ryoga said as he shook Ranma's hand.

"Thanks," Ranma said. "Now all we have to do is fix your sense of direction, and you can travel outside of Japan."

"It'll take some work," Ryoga said. "But, I've been working on it.

"Good"

"Good, now best of luck to you on Friday."

"You too," Ranma said as he went on his way, to go home.

Ranma has received the worst beat down in his lifetime. Though, he also knew that revenge was something that needed to be put back. The next day, Ranma was home straight after school, to get ready for his date with Ukyo, who had planned their date. Ukyo decided that a private dinner at her house (which was above he restraunt) would be the best. Though, she wasn't planning on anything else to happen. She happened to come to the Tendo house, dressed in her pink sweater and he black skirt.

"Hello," Ukyo said politely.

"Hello, Ukyo," Nabiki said, "he'll be down in a few moments."

"Thanks," She said. "now the incident last week with Tea won't happen this week."

"Well, i've gotten a call from Yugi's grandpa, and he's grounded for as long as Ranma's going to be dating," she informed him.

"Yeah...I owe him an ass-beating for kicking Ranma-honey in his manhood," Ukyo said. She was always tactful when it came to this sort of stuff.

"He did what?" Nabiki said out of suprise. "Well, I guess Yugi owes me 300,000 yen for that little stunt."

"Oh, hey Ukyo," Ranma said as he came down.

"Oh, hey, Ranma-honey, ready," Ukyo said.

"Sure," Ranma said as he took Ukyo's hand and lead her out.

"Have a good time you two," Nabiki said as she went to call Yugi's gramps.

Once they left, they went straight to Ukyo's place...where she closed it down so her date can go out without a hitch. Once at her appartment on the upstairs part, they took off their shoes and well, everything's going as planned.

"Hey, Ranma, sit down and relax," Ukyo said. "I'll make us a very romantic dinner,"

"Sure, Ukyo," Ranma said as he went into her living room and he sat and read a magazine.

"Hey, Ranma, how are you feeling now,"

"Better, than ever," Ranma said.

"Good," Ukyo said. "Hey, I have some martial arts magazines you can look at, no need to look at the teen ones."

"Thanks" Ranma said. "But, I do have a tiny crush on that singer Kikyo though,"

"Ah you too, she's my favorite singer...ever!" Ukyo confirmed.

"Yeah, but I wouldn't date her," Ranma said truthfully.

"Why not?"

"She has a tiny bit of an attitude problem," Ranma said.

"Yeah, she would have to work on that,"

"Hey what's cooking?" He asked as he sniffed smoke.

"AHH, MY DINNER!" Ukyo said as she hurried to the kitchen and smothered the grease fire, and she turned the gas stove off.

"You, ok, Ukyo?"

"Well...why don't I clean up and order a pizza instead?"

"Good Idea," Ranma said.

Well, Ranma got off of his ass and helped Ukyo clean up the mess, then she called for a pizza. 30 minutes later, she got her pizza and payed the girl, and tipped her as well. Ranma ended up getting paper plates and plastic cups so he wouldn't have Ukyo clean up any further. They ate, and they lauged, and they talked about the battles they had, including the one from when they first met. Though after they destroyed the pizza, Ukyo got an Idea.

"Hey, let's go to the karaoke bar?" She suggested.

"Sure," Ranma said. Though he'd rather be his girl type to do that...or really, really drunk.

"Oh, you're the best!" She said

So, they put their shoes back on and went to the karoke bar. Ranma decided to give it a go, because he never did it in his boy form. Though when he went up there, and sang an old Michael Jackson song...he placed with a 85. Which is pretty good for a first timer like Ranma. Then, Ukyo went up and she sang an old Japanese song, and she placed with an 86, slightly better. After they sang the night away, Ukyo decided to take Ranma home.

"You enjoy our date?" Ukyo said.

"You bet," Ranma answered.

"Well, see you later?" She asked.

"Sure, good night," Ranma said as he stole a peck off of her cheek.

"Good night," Ukyo said blushing as she went back home.

"Well how was your date Ranma, my boy?" Genma asked.

"None of your damned business, pops," Ranma answered. "This is all your fault you know."

"You'd tell Nabiki over me? You shame your..." Genma stopped as figured Nabiki was behind him.

"FIne, but for 100 yen, you can tell me," Genma said.

"CHEAP BASTARD!" Ranma snapped as he punted Genma out of the house, and into a different district of Tokyo all together.

"Gee Ranma, that wasn't very nice," The eldest tendo sister, Kasumi said.

"Well, Kasumi, when dealing with that old man, you have to be cruel," Ranma said.

"How was your date?" Kasumi asked.

"It went well, despite the fact that Ukyo burned what she was going to cook for dinner."

"Oh my," Kasumi said.

"It was alright, and we ended up going to a Karoke bar after we shared a pizza." Ranma said.

"How'd you do?"

"Got myself an 85"

"How nice," Kasumi said. "The bath is open if you want to use it"

"Thanks, I'll need one after today...I'm still feeling dirty after being jumped."

"Well, good night, Ranma"

"Good night, Kasumi,"

While Ranma went to take his bath, he was thinking. His date with Ukyo went a lot smoother than it did with Tea. He did manage to try something that he never thought he'd be caught dead doing. Though, he was happy, he had seven more dates to go, and it was going to be hard. For now, he just relaxed in the tub and let his worries wash away. Next week would be a new, and even more exciting, or hellish week.