The Many Loves and Rivals of Ranma Saotome: Sango
by
triviatrap1982
(I don't own Inuyasah, Yu-Gi-Oh, or Ranma 1/2...trust me it'd be better if I didn't)
Oh, boy! Ranma's first two dates went over very mixed...Tea, well she gave Ranma the friendship speech, and he cut the date short. Ukyo, despite a near fatal kitchen mishap, had a great time. Though now, it was week 3. However, this was the one date that Ranma wishes he didn't have. He knew he had to date Sango, but there was a couple of things that didn't sit well. Though at school, Joey and Kaiba looked at him with some super concern in their faces.
"Hey, Ranma," Joey said. "What are you going to do this week?"
"I'd be lying to you if I said I wasn't worried," Ranma said.
"Well, that's women for you," Kaiba said. "You never know where they're coming from.
"Thanks for the advice guys," Ranma said.
"No problem," Kaiba said. "Now, Joey...it's time we went to teach that Yugi some manners."
"All for it, Kaiba," Joey said. "You just can't kick a man in the family jewels and get away with it,"
"Let's go" Kaiba said.
"Great." Joey said as he led Kaiba out...only to be stopped by Tea.
'Great another friendship speech!', Kaiba, Joey, and Ranma thought at the same time.
"What do you think you're doing?" Tea demanded.
"Don't strain your brain, Tea," Joey said. "Yugi pulled a dirty trick, and you know it!"
"You don't do that to..." Tea started, but was cut off by Kaiba.
"Shh, Tea...nobody gives a shit about those friendship speeches," Kaiba said.
"You...You jerks!" Tea said as she ran away crying.
"It had to be done," Ranma said having been a victem of the same friendship seeches.
"Hey, ain't today Friday?" Joey asked.
"Yep...number 3 Tonight," Ranma said.
"It's like you don't want to be dating at all," Kaiba said.
"Well, I just want to sow my wild oats first, is that so hard to ask?"
"No, it isn't," Joey said.
The three went back to class and they took care of Yami, and Kuno very quickly. Then, later on, Ranma had to get ready for his date to Sango. Though, he didn't know that Sango, had a very unique cat. He got ready wearing his favorite shirt...the, the yellow one with the red bow-tie cliped on the front. As soon as seven Came, Sango came dressed in, something that his own mother wouldn't let him wear in his girl form.
"N-nihao," Ranma Greeted nervously
"Nihao, Ranma," Sango said. She wore, what was basically slut clothes. "Ready for our date."
"Uh-huh," Ranma said.
"Ohh! Good!" Sango said. "Let's go!"
"I'll see you all later," Ranma said. 'If I can survive this.' He thought to himself.
"Man, Ranma doesn't fell well," Ryoga said.
"I know," Soun said. "Perhaps it's the jitters."
"Perhaps, Tendo," Soun said after he had to hitch a ride back home. "He won't tell me what happend on his date last week!"
"He just doesn't trust you," Nabiki said.
Meanwhile...Ranma and Sango went to a rave club where they were playing hard techno. However, Ranma wasn't the best dancer in the world, so he ended up using his martial arts training to help him out...big time. The fans crowded and gathered around Ranma and stared, some of them started doing moves he was doing, and everybody joined in. Though after, they left the club, and Sango needed to get home and get something.
"Hey, I left my phone at home," Sango said. "You wouldn't mind if we stopped off and got it do you?
"No, let's go," Ranma said.
As soon as they got to Sango's house, however...Ranma didn't notice the sabre-toothed cat that was sitting on the couch. When he sat down, the same cat woke up and saw him. Though, he still didn't know untill he heard the one thing that would start to freak him out. That is, he'd flip into the catfist, if she wasn't put into a different room and at once.
"Meow,"
"C-C-CCAT!" Ranma freaked as he hopped off of the couch.
"What's going on!" Sango yelled rushing out of her room, with her phone.
"I HATE CATS!" Ranma yelled.
"I see, you have an unrational, yet reasonable fear of cats, ok then," Sango said as she picked up the cat and set her in her bedroom.
"Wow, thanks," Ranma said.
"Sorry," Sango said as she closed the door so that her cat wouldn't get out. "I should had told you about Kirara"
"That's ok," Ranma said. "I should had told you about my fear of cats...thanks to the old man."
"What did Genma do to you?"
"Ever hear of Cat-Fu?"
"You mean?"
"Yeah, freestyle, cat-fist fighting...wrap the subject in fish sausage, and toss him into a pit of starving cats," Ranma said recalling the horror of that day.
"Damn...you poor thing!" Sango said.
Sango, hated perverts, but from what Ranma told her, she hated Genma even more. Though when they walked down to the sidewalk, Inuyasha was with Miroku. Though, Inuyasha was smiling broadly at Ranma. He was either, happy to get rid of Kagome for a little while, or he was ready to kill Ranma, and use his manhood as a part of Tetsaiga.
"So, Saotome, you unlucky fucker," Inuyasha said.
"What do you mean by that," Sango said.
"Easy, he has to date two short tempered girls," Inuyasha said.
"What do you mean?" Miroku asked.
"Kagome, and this...Akane woman," Inuyasha answered.
"Well, I get to date Akane last," Ranma said.
"Well, now, I hope your date is going well," Miroku said as he groped Sango's ass.
"Pervert!" she said as she smacked him dead in his face.
"Damn, shot down again." Miroku said in defeat.
"Would help if you didn't grope them," Inuyasha said.
"Oh, would you two let Kirara out?" Sango asked.
"With pleasure," Miroku said.
"Let's go Ranma"
"Alright," Ranma said as Sango took them to the Cat Cafe.
At the Cat Cafe, Cologne, made them her very special Ramen. Of course, she couldn't interfere with her future son-in-law. Though, she did like his choices in fiancees, even if they were forced. She looked his date over and smiled. Shampoo came and she resisted the urge to glmop Ranma. However, Shampoo, did have a plan to stay out of the way.
"Well, son-in-law," Cologne said. "You have a fine choice in women indeed."
"Thank you," Ranma said being polite...which is a first between him and the Amazon elder.
"Well, now, you're Sango right?" Cologne asked.
"Yes, ma'am," Sango said.
"Well, now son-in-law, you're not half-bad at all," She said.
"Well, Ranma, I know that you were forced to be engaged to Shampoo...how is Cologne very significant?" Sango asked.
"Well, she taught me the chestnut fist," Ranma started, "then she taught me the Heavenly Dragon Ascention Wave."
"He also beat great-grandmother with cat-fist," Shampoo said as she brought out the Ramen for the both of them.
"Ah, yes, I remember that," Cologne said. "Best workout I had in years," She laughed.
"Wow," Sango said.
"Where Mousse at?" Shampoo asked.
"That damned slacker," Cologone hissed. "Shampoo watch them and make sure they're comfortable...I gotta go find that blind freeloader."
"I'm right here you old hag!" Mousse hissed and he was in his jacket.
"Well why haven't you shown up today, Mr. Part-timer!" Cologne demanded.
"I was planning the downfall of Ranma Saotome!" He said triumphantly.
"Mousse, quit your stupid talking!" Shampoo said.
"Shampoo!" he said dreamily, as Kirara wandered into the restraunt.
"Ranma prepare to die!"
"Meow!" Kirara said.
"Shit...that cat..." Ranma said as he freaked out.
"Oh, no..." Sango said. Though it was too late, Ranma had flipped into cat fist, and frightened Kirara back into Sango's arms.
"This is no trick!" Mousse said.
"RROOOWWWW!"
"What's the matter with him!" Sango asked.
"That be catfist, Sango," Cologne replied. "In this state, it is usless to talk him back to reality."
"Very tragic, for Mousse, Yes?" Shampoo said.
"Very tragic indeed, because Mousse will be docked pay," Cologne said.
"Wow, I should learn a few things from you," Sango said.
Well, Ranma chased Mousse around, hissing, and spitting. Though after a few minutes, Ranma defeated the blind-as-hell martial artist very good. There was that one small matter of bringing him back to reality. That meant calling Akane to come and take him home, and to snap him out of the catfist. Once, Akane came she called him over, and appologized to Sango.
"It's ok," Sango said. "My Kirara, gave him the strenght to defeat that idiot."
"Well, Sango...if it isn't too much trouble would you like to date him again."
"No way! I'm sorry, but I'm not the girl for him," Sango said.
"What you mean?" Shampoo asked.
"The cat," Sango answered.
"Oh, yes, that problem," Cologne said. "It's nice to see a girl know when she has to give up and let go."
"I won't, however, rule him out being a friend, Akane." Sango said.
"Well, ok," Akane said
"Should I deliver the ramen to your house, Akane?" Cologne asked.
"Yes, no sense in letting it go spoiled," She said.
"Alright, It'll be there in a few minutes.
Well, Akane had Ranma calmed down enough to tell him what happened. Ranma needed it because he couldn't remember anything after being released from the lock of the catfist. Though, the date didn't end the way it wanted to. However, Sango did slip him a piece of paper with her phone number so they could just sit and talk about everything. As for Akane, she still has a long ways to go to make Ranma the happiest man in Japan...no the entire world.