The Many Loves and Rivals of Ranma Saotome: Kodachi

by

triviatrap1982

(You all know the drill, I do not own Ranma 1/2, Inuyasha, or Yu-Gi-Oh, got it!)

The week came and went, as Ranma had went out with three women in three weeks. This time, he'd have to go out with one woman, that worked his nerves...and didn't care if he was in his girl form. Kodacahi Kuno, Tatewaki Kuno's sister, was the master of paralysis and knockout drugs. In short, if she were to ruin a date, she'd go out in a blaze of glory. However, she wanted just one thing. She wanted to get laid by him and nothing else.

"Man, I want him in my bed!" Kodachi snapped.

"You wish," Kuno said. "I can't get with the pig-tailed girl, so you can't get with that fiend, Saotome."

'Idiot,' Kodachi thought to herself. 'Doesn't he know that his dream pig-tailed girl and Ranma are one and the same?'

"Anyway, if thou makes haste...that lecher, Saotome, well be here any moment."

"Kuno, I'm going to end up with him rather you want me to or not!" Kodachi snapped.

"Well, you're just as..." Kuno started as he started to feel...drowzy. "...I...hate...you."

"Well, I had to put the sleeping substance in your orange juice," Kodachi said with a smile on her face. "Now, you can't mess with my Ranma-darling! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Then, Kuno fell asleep as he fell on the floor, Sasuke, their loyal and noble chore-boy was summoned. He was small in stature, however, he wasn't the type to mess with. Alright, so he has a few brain cells fried from being Kodachi's lab rat for her experiments.

"Sasukue, take Kuno out of my sight," Kodachi said.

"Yes, as you wish," Sasuke said as he took Kuno to his bedroom.

"Now, Saotome," Kodachi started, "your ass is mine,"

Well, Kodachi was ready to go. However, she was dressed in even worse clothing that would make even all of Ranma's other dates blush. She wore a sheer top which showed off her womanly assets (she did it on purpose). She also wore a low-cut pair of blue jeans which, showed off her thong (in which case, she was showing that she was desperate). However, when she went to the Tendo house...she made no illusions on what she wanted to do.

"Hello, all!" Kodachi greeted.

"H-hello, Kodachi," Ranma said uneasily.

"Wow, you've got to be kidding me," Akane said as she took a look at what Kodachi was wearing.

"You simple woman," Kodachi started, "by the time this is over, I'll have Ranma to myself."

"Gee, don't want you to catch a cold," Akane said. "Anyway, I have better things to do."

"Like putting your hands between your legs?" Kodachi said coldly. However, Akane has done something that she hadn't been able to do, hold her temper.

"Whatever," Akane said and went back to the family room to watch some television, as Kodachi dragged Ranma off to his required date. After they've left, Kodachi ended up taking him to the giant ferris wheel, that is well known in Tokyo. To make things better...or worse depinding on how you look at it...it was small and intimate.

"Ranma, aren't you enjoying yourself?" Kodachi asked.

"Y-Yes," Ranma said as he knew that Kodachi wanted to bang him.

"Good!" Kodachi said as she put her foot between Ranma's crotch.

"Kodachi?" Ranma asked.

"Oh, sorry," She said insincerely.

"Thanks," Ranma said. He may had been unfairly tagged a pervert, but he wasn't ready for that yet.

"No problem," She said with a smile on her face.

Then after the ride they ended up going to a night club to dance. Ranma saw tea there with Kaiba and they were having a good time. However, Ranma decided not to let it get in the way of what he needed to do. When Kodachi dragged them to the dance floor...she did some dance moves that were, sexual against Ranma. Then, Shampoo saw Kodachi and decided to drop a dime to Nabiki.

"Hello," Nabiki said on the other end.

"Nihao, blackmail girl, I have news," Shampoo said.

"What about?"

"Kodachi is acting like slut," The amazon said.

"You may not interfere," Nabiki said.

"I pay you 100,000 yen," Shampoo said.

"No way, if things get out of hand, then you may interfere." Nabiki said.

Shapoo nodded and hung up the payphone. Though, Shampoo saw the opportunity when Kodachi tried to take Ranma's innocence away from him. Shampoo went over and decided to be a hero to Ranma Saotome. She went up to Kodachi and she interrupted her perverted dance.

"What you doing!" Shampoo snapped.

"None of your business," Kodachi hissed.

"You try to take Ranma's manhood!" Shampoo snapped as she was ready to beat the shit out of Kodachi.

"If that's the way you want it!" Kodachi said as she pushed Ranma aside and he left when he back was turned.

"You now have to die," Shampoo said.

Ranma and a few of the other men, including Kaiba made it out before the situation got very very bad. Then, when Ranma got home, he saw Kaiba there as well. He wanted to know what he wanted with him. Hopefully he didn't piss him hof to the point he did Yugi...who's still grounded.

"Hey, Kaiba what brings you here?" Ranma asked

"Well, that very bad bitch fight from eariler tonight," Kaiba said.

"At least your date wasn't as horny as Kodachi, good grief!" Ranma said.

"I know, you better cut her out of the running and send her a vibrator," Kaiba said coldly.

"You know...at this point, I'd rather do perverted things to myself in my girl form," Ranma said.

"Well, Ranma, I do have one thing to tell you..I do not blame you...and I've gotten Yugi ungrounded."

"Why'd you do that?" Ranma said.

"I've sent him to Jusenkyo on my dime," Kaiba answered.

"I hope he falls in the spring of the drowned girl," Ranma said.

"Well, now, I hope he learns some humility very fast."

"I do too,"

The next morning, Yugi shows up at the tendo household, very pissed off.

"Morning," Ranma said.

"What's so good about it," Yugi said as she swtiched to his darker, and even more pissed off self.

"Now, take me to the shower," He ordered.

"Alright...but I wan't Akane here so she won't accuse me of doing anything perverted,"

"HAH! I hate do dissapoint you, but I don't swing that way,"

"Same to you pal," Ranma said as he went to take him to the bathroom. As soon as the two boys walked in...Kodachi was in the tub completely naked. and smiling.

"THE HELL?" The boys so eloquently put it.

"Ranma darling take me!" she said as the two ran out of the bathroom and were panting hard.

"Ranma..." Akane started.

"Akane...get some clothes for Kodachi, and please send her on her way," Ranma said. "She's a worse pervert than her brother!"

"I see," Akane said as she saw Kodachi in the tub waiting for Ranma. However, Kodachi was in for a rude awakening.

"Kodachi...get dried up, and get dressed, and get the hell out of my house," Akane ordered.

"You...you...", Kodachi tried to get out, but couldn't.

"Now," Akane said.

"Fine," Kodachi said as she got dried up, dressed, and went back on her way home. Though there was still that one matter of the now cursed Pharoh.

Then Ranma splashed Yami with cold water...and he, became a she, just like Ranma. Though, Akane was very suprised and well, speechless. Well, the date with Kodachi went very, very badly However, Ranma does have a few more to go, and it's going to be hard from here on out. As for Yami however, he appologized for every bad thing he's done to Ranma, and even gave Duke Deblin something to cry about.