The Many Loves and Rivals of Ranma Saotome: Serenity
by
triviatrap1982
(If i must...I don't own Ranma 1/2, Yu-Gi-Oh, or Inuyasha you damn ambulance chasers)
Well, Ranma's date with Kodachi went very horribly wrong. She dressed like the sluttiest of sluts, she ended up in his bathtub naked trying to take his manhood (or woman hood depending on which form he's in), and she got into a fight with Shampoo. Though, he had a new fresh start with Serenity, Joey's sister. Ranma realized that his life, essentially was on the line, since well, she is Joey's sister.
"Ranma, what's with the long face?" Joey asked.
"I gotta date your sister," Ranma said.
"Well, as long as you don't hurt her, you'll be alright," Joey said.
"Hey, how's Yugi doing?" Ranma asked.
"Well...that Idiot Kuno is trying to get into his pants," Joey said. "It's a shame he fell in the spring of drowned woman,"
"Well, Kaiba's been in a pissy mood, turns out that Yugi had something for him." Ranma said as he saw a girl-type Kaiba and a girl-type Yugi.
"DAMN! WHAT THE FUCK!" Joey said in true suprise.
"MASTER WHEELER!" the teacher yelled as he chucked an eraser at his head. "GO STAND IN THE HALL!"
"Yes sir," Joey said softly as he went to hold two buckets of water in the hall. Though, he was used to it when he went to Domino high school
"Uh...Kaiba," Ranma started.
"It's Yugi's fault," Kaiba said, in a very femine voice. "I should had known that Yugi'd bring back that water and get me back big time."
"Well, It's your damn fault for getting me ungrounded and sending me to Jusenkyo," Yugi said in his boy form.
"Well, hot water'll take care of that right away," Ranma said as he excused himself, Kaiba, and Yugi to the PE equipment room.
Later on, after they got Kaiba in his true form...
"How can you do it?" Kaiba and Yugi asked.
"One day at a time," Ranma said as he saw Joey smiling.
"What are you smiling about?" Kaiba demanded.
"Easy, what would happen if Ranma was in his girl form on his date." Joey answered.
"Well, I hope she isn't sex-crazed like Kodachi," Ranma said.
"Yeah, It's a good thing she goes to a different school," Yugi said.
"Damn, it went that bad?" Joey and Kaiba asked.
"Yeah, you both didn't have the displeasure of seeing her naked," Yugi said, as Kuno saw them, and was fuming.
"So, Saotome, Kodachi put it out, and you reject?" Kuno asked.
"You're an idiot," Kaiba said. "Your sister is the biggest slut this side of the Pacific Ocean."
"You dare speak ill of my sister!" Kuno snapped.
"Boys," Ishizu said coming out of her room, "don't you have somewhere you need to be?"
"Going," Ranma, Yugi, and Kaiba said.
"I'm stuck here," Joey said.
"Well...um...that is," Kuno struggled.
"I'll see you after school master Kuno," Ishizu said.
"Yes ma'am," Kuno said as he went back to his class very patheticly.
Though, later on that day...and it was Friday, Ranma got home and he got ready for his date with Serenity. She was nicer than most girls Ranma had met, and this includes Kasumi. Then at the appoointed hour of seven, she came and she was dressed and ready to go. Even her voice was niacer and sweeter than most girls that Ranma's met, and/or dated.
"Hello, is Ranma here?" Serenity asked.
"I'll get him," Kasumi said as she went upstairs and got Ranma who was dressed in his good clothes.
"I'm ready, Serenity," Ranma said as he took her hand and led her out to a restruant.
"Hey, Ranma," Serenity said, "can you tell me a little bit about yourself."
"Sure," Ranma said. "I'm a pig-tailed martial artist, who's a girl half the time,"
"Why is that?" Serenity asked as a woman dumped cold water on Ranma, and he turned to a she.
"Nevermind," Serenity said.
"Well, no use in going to get hot water, better make the most of it," Ranma-chan said.
"Alright, I know a restraunt where we can have a small intimate dinner." Serenity said.
"Lead the way," Ranma said.
They then happened to a restraunt which was very, very intimate in the atmosphere. They took their seat and they started talking about life, and other things. Unlike Tea who barely let Ranma get a word out, or Kodachi who was too pushy...Serenity was mentally balanced. She then talked about her bond with Joey, which made Ranma smile, since he is one of the newer friends that he made.
"Serenity if this doesn't work out," Ranma said. "I'd like for you to be my friend."
"I will," Serenity said. "I don't have very many enemies or friends."
"Well, here's the menu," Ranma said. He didn't bring enough money for two people.
"Ranma, order whatever you'd like," Serenity said. "I'm paying, and I have a suprise for you."
"Alright," Ranma said. However, he didn't know that Sango and Miroku were there, and they listend in on the entire thing.
"Well, now, isn't this nice," Sango said to Miroku.
"Yes it is," Miroku said keeping his hands to himself...for once.
"I have a feeling that she's the one for him," Sango said.
"There are girls after her you know," Miroku pointed out.
"Yeah, but hopefully he'll make the right choice."
"If he chooses you, then Kirara would be the death of him," He said.
"True." Sango answered. Meanwhile back with Ranma and Serenity, they ordered their food.
"Thank you," Ranma and Serenity both said to the waiter who relayed the order to the chef in the kitchen.
Ranma and Serenity both talked some more and a good few minutes later, their orders were ready. The food was great, and they both had dessert after. (But Ranma turned back to a he when he spilled the soup over himself.) When Serenity paied the full bill, and gave a monster tip to the waiter, they went to the park. The sun was goiing to set in fifteen minutes and they just made it to the swings. Serenity loved seeing sunsets and wanted to share it with her date.
"Wow, this is incredible," Ranma said as he saw the sun setting.
"Yes, it is," Serenity said. "I love seeing sunsets from the roof every night,"
"I can see why," Ranma answered as he continued to take the image of the sunset in...because it might be the last time.
"Ranma," Serenity said. "If we were to get together, I wouldn't mind if you were as a boy or a girl"
"You're the first one who actually have no problem with it," Ranma said. "Just be greatful your brother isn't a panda."
"Oh, so that's who was playing shogi, I never knew your dad was such an idiot," Serenity said.
"That's the truth," Ranma answered.
They then got home from the park and Ranma actually enjoyed his date with Serenity. However, Serenity did steal her first kiss from him, and she loved it. She then thanked him and went home to her Joey who was waiting for her. When Ranma got inside, he was happy, and he had a huge smile on his face. Akane saw this and she decided not to lose her cool, which would hurt her in the long run.
"I take it your date went well," Akane said.
"For the first time in two weeks," Ranma said, not forgetting his date with Ukyo.
"Well, Ranma, I hope you've enjoyed that date with Serenity," Akane said.
"Acutally, I did, Akane, and I hope the rest go just as well," Ranma said, with a tinge of uncertainty.
"Well, Ranma, sleep well."
"You too"
Ranma went changed his clothes and he went to bed. However, he had the room to himself since Genma was sleeping in Soun's bedroom. Getting kicked out everyday was a burdon that he rather not live. Ranma then thought about his remaining dates. To his credit he did have just the two that went well. Even though, he still has no idea of what Akane Tendo or the others are planning.